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2023-05-14
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2023-06-05
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Ultimate Lovers Night (CRACK‼️)

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After William Afton burned in the the FNaF 6 fire multiple events ensued, The Mimic, Glitchtrap, Security Breach. But what about Afton himself? Left in an infinite loop till the end of time by Cassidy? THATS BORING! This is the story of How William Afton fell in love with Mr Hippo and the struggles he had while confessing his love. This is pure crack, pure cocaine, not to be taken seriously.

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Chapter 1: Welcome To Hell Mr Afton!

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ULTIMATE LOVERS NIGHT 

"Weclome To Hell Mr Afton"


The crackles of the flames were all Mr Afton could hear as his already decompsing bones and flesh began to turn to ash. The springlock costume stained by all of his sins growing heavier and heaver with each limb burnt to a crisp. His eye scanned around the building before going blurry; his daugher, son, and acomplishments all having coming to peace in their last moments of conciousness. But it was too late for him. All the people he killed, all the anguish he caused, who would have guessed mechanically gifted sir Afton would have fallen down this route. As he faded, the image of one of his freinds original springlock creations flashed in his head. Wait, thats... no. the room grew brighter, Aftons Vision restored. He couldnt event feel the pain of the burning anymore. The  Bear opened its mouth to reveal Cassidy, the one murder that went wrong, the time he went too far, even for himself. The floor below him crumpled before he fell through a tunnel of neverending wires and joints. 

 

Afton stopped falling as he hit a hard floor. A Floor checkered black and white, bumpy and grimy; exactly like the old Freddy Fazbears Pizza he opened in 1983, the same one he bashed the skull of Little Cassidy in 1985. "You remember, i cant imagine anyone forgetting such a scene" Cassidy softly spoke walking up to the decrepit old figure of charred bones clad with a sorry looking burnt bunny costume. A Sharp pain suddenly swept across Aftons face launching his jaw across the checkered abyss. "YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOU GAVE THE OTHER KIDS A SIMPLE CONK ON THE HEAD BUT NOOOO, YOU HAD TO BREAK EVERY SINGLE ON OF MY FUCKING BONES, IT TOOK ME 10 MINUITES TO DIE, TEN FUCKING MINUTES" As Cassidy rambled on, Afton looked around the void which slowly began filling itself. It was eactly like the old place, a show stage, the prize counter, pirates cove, the same place he felt passion designing all those yea-"ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING ASSHOLE! 40 YEARS, 40 FUCKING YEARS AND ALL I GET IS A SIMPLE YELP! DO YOU EVEN REALISE WHAT IM GONNA DO TO YOUR AS-" Afton tuned out the annoying yelling and looked down. his suit returned to a.. not burnt state. it was green and moldy, but he felt like he was back home and could ponder on his life and what led him dow- "ALRIGHT THATS IT YOU LITTLE SHIT! FREDDY FAZBEAR, GET HIS ASS!" Aftons remenising stopped when one of his animatronics emerged from the curtains and crushed his remaining bones into powder. His animatronic mask ripped off and tossed aside as Freddy made a bowl of cold oatmeal out of aftons body.

 

Afton woke up in the office, His springlock suit returned to their state before and the body inside of him nothing but ash. Cassidy returning as Golden Freddy spoke up once again. "If you try a stunt like that again it will be even more painful you hear, i am your motherfucking god". Afton finally spoke up "Where even am i,  and by looking at your attitude maybye i was right when i  killed you". "Shut Up, and because you asked you are in a recreation of the pizzeria you BASHED MY FUCKING SKULL in. I Have assembled the souls and AI of all of your creations and victims here to hunt you, every death results in you back her in the office and guess what? They arent that scared of a little springlock suit anymore!  You have no way to escape this ,have fun suffering ya fuckin bitch!" Cassidy went limp before the springlock bear suit phased through the floor. "Well i guess i get what i deserve dont I ?" Afton said with what would be a frown on his face. Suddenly he looked up and saw the clock switch from 11:59 to 12:00. Afton began to fiddle with equipment around the desk until he found the good ol' hand tablet and door controls. A tall slender black and white figure akin to the security puppet at his old location faded into his veiw; He had never designed anything like that. Unsure of what to do, Afton screamed and ran into the wall, making his springlocks go off. As afton twitched and shook, Cassidy returned. "Yeah, i included that guy over there just to fuck with you, Aight Goodbye!"  Afton Stopped twitching and returned to the desk to come up with a plan. Just as he began a voice rung from the telephone to his right. "uhh hello, hello! i just wanted to get you settl-" Afton groaned and slammed the phone down in pure disinterest.

 

Afton had gotten into the groove of things and began checking the cameras. there he saw foxy doing a goofy little pirate jig, A Sharp toothed Fredbear at the door, Then, he came. Afton quickly put on the mask. "Whatcha dooooiiin Freddy?" Spoke the little blue bunny afton had only saw once durning one of his sprees. "Im Busy" Afton grunted before checking his camera to realise pirates cove was now captioned with the text "Bonnie Jumpscare". Bonnie then jumped out of pirates cove covered in hyperealistic blood and those goofy eyes you would see in something like the mandela catalouge while screaming with the worst voicebox quality hes ever heard. Afton jumped back as Toy bonnie began fiddling with the music box "How busy would you say you are on a scale of eight to nine?" Bonnie asked while pulling out a phone with subway surfers preinstalled onto it. "FOURTEEN!" Springtrap screamed before the phone rang again. "Hey Hey, glad you came back for anothe-" "SHUT UP OR ILL SKIN YOUR INFANT BABY!!" Springtrap yelled into the phone. "well fuck you too i hope you ger stuffed into a second animatronic suit asshole, like a springtronic-an. i dont fucking know what im doing with my li-" The phone went silent. Springtrap turned around to realise that he forgot to check the doors for the Nightmare. The massive black bear roared as Afton ran away. "So is that a no orrr toy bonnie said before the Epic Scary Fnaf AT Bonnie EXE crashed into the office to also pursuit. Afton was running fast, he sped past through the main room and past foxy still doing his goofy pirate jig. As Nightmare and the Epic Mandela FIles Ohio Uncanny L Rizz Bonnie cornered him. Afton began shaking and pissing and cryin rn as Cassidy sat from behind laughing.  Afton had had enough "YOU KNOW WHAT, IM THE MAN BEHIND THE FUCKING SLAUGHTER! I SHOULD BE MORE REGARDED THAN YOUR SIMPLE PLAYTHING YOU- " then he stopped. He had bumped into a strange purple animatronic he had never seen before. He was short, stout, and had the resemblance of  a hippo. Afton blushed for the first time in years. The Hippo greeted afton in a softly spoken voice. "Greetings there, i take it your the one Cassidy hired us to take care of?" Afton began to mumble.. "U-uh.. yeah!" This was stupid, how was a dumb robot making him this flustered? "Well Sir Afton.. i will be seeing you when its my time, meanwhile ill be feeding the ducks!" Afton had to get it together! And get it together is the opposite of what he did. With one swoop Nightmare had bicested him through the middle. The Spooky Pizza Tower Surgeon Garten of - (ok ill stop) started chomping on his belious crusty curnchyy suit like it was some crazy good edible. As Afton rose again from the office the first thing that entered his mind was "I know its stupid, i am William Afton, Famed Serial Killer and Businessman. But.... i have to talk to that hippo again". The phone rang again "Id liek to give YOU a peice of my mind, you cant just threaten me like that when im trying to give you advice, and another thin-" Toy Bonnie, began blabbering again and looking around his cameras he found all sorts of new faces and annoyances but he couldnt find the hippo. However long it would take, it would be treacherous.