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threecornchips
Sometimes I wish I was a spider because spiders don't have to follow any laws and I'm to poor to pay my bills. I have low-key never seen a spider get charged for tax fraud.
threecornchips
Last week my aunt told me that I couldn't make my Lego Deathstar fly in the house so I did it on the balcony and it hit Captain America in the face sorry not sorry lmao
|America'sAss
|That was you??????!!!!!
||threecornchips
||Yep lol no regrets
TonyStank
Q:Mr. Stark, why is your Tumblr Account called TonyStank?/A:Once I got a delivery and the old man who brought the box read my name as Tony Stank. It was actually kind of funny.
|threecornchips
|This is so sad Alexa play Despacito
threecornchips
My girlfriend chose to go with a cardboard cutout of Black Widow to the school dance as her date and the dude who always bothers me made fun of me for it. Little does he know that I'm bringing the one and only Shuri of Wakanda. Fuck you Flash, you get no bitches, I vibe with princess doctors.
|PotatoSauce
|Lmao it be like wig snatched