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“Mmmm time for some cookies, I can’t wait for Grandma's cookies, they are the best,”
Devon said to seemingly no one. When Devon walked into the kitchen to get the
cookies from the pantry that is when he saw that the jar was empty. “No, not the
cookies!” Devon exclaimed in shock. “Oh hey- what were you doing, Did you eat all
the cookies,” Emet questioned. “No, no this is a misunderstanding, I swear it wasn’t
me I just-” “Devon did you eat all the cookies,” Amie interrogated Devon. “No, Why
is everyone thinking I did it,” Devon asked. “Well, you are the one right next to
them.” Emet said “True true I do-” “Hey what- did Devon eat the cookies again,”
Aldren asked, “Well we don’t know,” Amie said while wiping the cookie crumbs off her face.
That evening the kids all tried to find out who did it. They thought and thought all day
. “I want grandma’s cookies,” Devon complained “Hey why can’t we just make our own,”
Emet suggested while pulling a chocolate chip out of his pocket. “Hey, that's a great idea,”
Devon exclaimed “But we don’t know how to bake cookies.” Emet mentioned.” “Hey, I do,”
informed Alya, “Go away nobody asked you, Alya,” said everyone with all in unison snapping
their head to her and giving her the stink eye. “Hmf, why does nobody ever listen to me,
I try my best and Grandma did teach me her recipe,” said Alya to herself in frustration. Later
when all of the kids were arguing about who did it, all of the noise woke the behemoth.
While this was happening James was sitting in the corner observing knowing what was going
to happen eating his tangerine with a menacing grin on his face.
“Hey, why are you guys making so much noise,” Sage exclaimed, “I'm trying to sleep, you ding
dang bozos,” Sage cursed as they sauntered out of the living room giving all of them the
death stare. All of them looked toward Devon to explain. He then starts to open his mouth
but is interrupted by James walking to grab another tangerine. “I the great James inform thee
that I am the one who-” James stopped by Sage grabbing him and dragging him away
because all of the noise he has made “Avenge me,” He says as he is dragged away out of the
house and discarded on to the front lawn. “Welp, at least we know who ate the cookies
right,” Devon says, answering the question of the century. “Tehehe twas me,” said _____
Running out the front door taking extra care to step on James and his tangerines.