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[Lisa and Lily's room. Lisa puts the package on a table while wearing a hazmat suit.]
Lisa: "Behold..." [unmasks herself] "My patented high-resolution electromagnetic imaging scanner." [An alarm blares as the scanner scans the package] "Yikes. The package contains an epic amount of expired ketchup. No sudden movements... it could go off at any moment."
Lincoln: [notices something] "Hey, what's that?"
[The scanner focuses on a letter]
Lisa: "Hmm. It appears a piece of mail is stuck to the bottom of the package." [focuses on the letter to reveal a report card] "It's Lori's progress report from Fairway University!" [They gasp as they read the report and exit the room as Luna rocks out offscreen] "Leaping lip toads! Did you see those grades?! A 68, 67--" [gasps] "A 65?!"
Luna: [comes out of her and Luan's room] "Dudes, I'm trying to practice over here. What's all the noise about?"
Lincoln: "Lori! She's getting failing grades in all her classes!"
Luna: "Not possible. I just talked to her on the phone. She said she's doing, quote, '♫literally so awesome♫'!"
Lisa: [sighs] "A textbook case of denial."
Lincoln: Get the pods ready!
[Ash and Mirabel arrive]
Mirabel: What's up Linc?
Ash: Needed a few extra hands?
Lincoln: Well one of my sisters is failing college, so we need to help her!
Ash: Sounds like a plan!
Mirabel: So what do we need to do?
Lincoln: We have to have an emergency sibling meeting!