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[Sophie created a chat]
[Sophie added Dex, Biana, Keefe, Fitz, Linh, and Tam]
Sophie: Hey guys I made this group chat so we can talk about any news about defeating the neverseen
Keefe: sooooo that’s all we can talk about…
Sophie: welllll i guess we can talk about anything but we should stay productive
Keefe: YES! I’m giving us nicknames!!!!
[Keefe changed Biana’s name to ‘The queen of all sparkles’]
[Keefe changed Fitz’s name to ‘Fitzy poo the simp’]
[Keefe changed Tam’s name to ‘The emo twin’]
[Keefe changed Linh’s name to ‘The water works’]
[Keefe changed Sophie’s name to ‘The worrylark’]
Fitzy poo the simp: I am really a simp???
The queen of all sparkles: as your sister you are…
The emo twin: Sophie why did you give him this much power…
The worrylark: I just thought everyone should be equal since there is no true leader…
Keefe: What mysterious miss f is saying here is that she would get tooooo greedy with all that power even though she IS an inflicter, telepath, enhancer, teleporter, annnnd what else…
Dex: And polyglot.
Fitzy poo the simp: I think that since I’m the oldest!!!! I should have power over the group chat
The water works: Your just saying that cus you don’t like your name.
Fitzy poo the simp: well maybe u wouldn’t like being called a simp either!!!!!!!!!!
Dex: At least you got nicknames… :(
Keefe: speaking of which someone should give me a nickname…
[The emo twin changed Keefe’s name to ‘Clunky hair’]
[The emo twin removed Clunky hair’s admin access.]
Clunky hair: ewwww bad change it change it!
The worrylark: what is done is done.
Clunky hair: Ugh! I’m leaving try having fun without me it’ll be harddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Clunky hair left the group chat]
The queen of all sparkles: Now that’s keefe’s gone we should play Truth or dare.
The worrylark: Shouldn’t we be working
The water works: TRUTH OR DARE TRUTH OR DARE.
The emo twin: I think Linh’s set on truth or dare. Once she’s set on something there is no changing her mind.
The water works: TRUTH OR DARE TRUTH OR DARE
The worrylark: Fine who wants to go first.
The queen of all sparkles: ME ME ME!!!!!!! Sophie truth or dare!!!!!
The worrylark: Umm I guess dare.
The queen of all sparkles: I dare you to tell us your REAL feelings about keefe.
The worrylark: UMmm I didn’t sign up for this.
The water works: I think by answering dare you did…
Fitzy poo the simp: Sophie you don’t have to do anything your not ready for.
The emo twin: SIMP!!!!!
Dex: Com’on sophie it’s not a hard question it’s not like Keefe’s here anyway…
The worrylark: Can I switch to truth…
The queen of all sparkles: Sure why not. Do you still hate fitz?
Fitzy poo the simp: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
The water works: Better question is it true you like keefe.
Dex: you have to answer one of the questions or do the dare …
The worrylark: Okay maybe
The worrylark: To linh’s.
The emo twin: we now have all our information…
[The emo twin added clunky hair]
Clunky hair: FInally I was done sulking 2 minutes ago…
Clunky hair: what took soooo long I was spamming everyone!!!
The water works: We just needed to ask Sophie a question.
Clunky hair: What question.
Dex: ohhh nothing
The queen of all sparkles: Sophie do you want to tell him…
The worrylark: not really
Fitzy poo the simp: well no one really cares what you think Sophie@!@@!@@!@@!!!!!
Dex: oh noooo the Simp’s mad!!!!!!!!! Run for cover.
[Fitzy poo the simp left the group chat]
The water works: well that was sad. I guess I need to add more people… … …
[The water works added Marella, Stina, Maruca, Ro and Wylie]
Ro: Heeyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
Stina: WHat is this
Dex: our super cool group chat
Stina: I think we have different definitions of the word cool.
Clunky hair: New people means new Nicknames.
The emo twin: God help us.
Clunky hair: But I don’t have the power to do that anymore. LINH BE MY FRIEND!!!!!
The water works: ohh you have no idea what’s coming…