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Gotei 13

Arson: what if I jumped a cliff, would anyone jump w me?

God: literally I'd be with you the whole way

Bold of you to assume you wouldn't be in my arms the whole way down

Arson: this is why we should get married

I need tengen hugs NEOW

God: come here my sun and stars

Arson: moon of my life!!

Mitski: omg 😩they're in LOVE

Chihuahua: fuck OFFFF 

Arson: someone's angy

Chihuahua: I WILL bite you

Arson: hence the name, I know :>

Big papa: should I officiate the wedding, queers?

Arson: GYOMEIIIJAJBCHJSJD

God: this is why gyomei is here, he KNOWS 

also seeing Kyo keysmash has my heart fluttering an shit

Jeff: gay as fuck

Mitski: be nice guro! 😘

Jeff: I wanna apologize @God @Arson

Chihuahua: LMAOOO BRO

God: PPFFFFFGDHSBCJNA

Die: Iguro, you're a godamn simp

Arson: I don't accept

Fuck you

Simp

God: babe bls

Arson: no

Mitski: don't mind Kyo, he had 12 monster energies today

And he hasn't slept in 2 days, sooo

Big papa:...it's 9am in the morning.

And, two days? 

@Arson what's going on?

God: o.o babe what the fuck

Why??

Chihuahua: I am now scared

12?? Bros gonna go sicko mode

Jeff: holy shit

Arson:   :   )

Mitski: …I'm in trouble, aren't I

Die: probably

Oh

Kyojuro is running down the hall

God: WHAT

HE WAS JUST HERE-

Mitski: YOU DIDNT REALIZE UR BF LEFT?

OH

OH NO

Jeff: Kyojuro, stay the fuck away

Arson: time to put my name to good usejshfhanndz.+#;";@(bsha

Big papa: it is done.

Kyojuro is having a mandatory sleep. 🙂

God: …..Big papa has spoke

Tell me, did u kill him? Big papa?

Big papa: of course not, I merely put him to sleep.

About to head back to his dorm, if you'd like to help?

Since, you know, he is your husband and all

Chihuahua: @God well? Go get ur bf queer

God: kys

Jeff: I love seeing gyomei out the fuck outta y'all

Big papa: you're not much to talk, you simp for Mitsuri daily.

Jeff: well, shit, fuck you too ig

God: get fucked

Coming gyomei

*Mitski has sent an image: Gyomei holding Kyojuro, who has severe bags under his eyes, like a child. Tengen is taking multiple photos as Gyomei cries silently, smiling.*

Mitski: SO CUTE

Squirt: oddly adorable

Die: oh! Look who has awakened!

Squirt: die.

Die: no, dear

That is your job!

Squirt: I am being BULLIED

Mitski: poor tomioka!😥

Die: I want to apologize. @Squirt

Chihuahua: WOWWWW 

God: PFFFFFFFF real subtle, shinobu

Die: kys! :)

Jeff: ayo?

Die: I can simp for your gf too, Obanai

So stfu and stand back

Mitski: 😚

Die: 😚

Jeff: is this what loneliness is?

Chihuahua: get used to it

Squirt: is rengoku still dead?

I need monsters

Mitski: yep! 

And no, ur not allowed anymore

God: yea, tomioka buddy…

Ur not stable on energy drinks

Squirt: literally everyone BUT Kyojuro kys

God: simp

Squirt: no, he's just my energy drug dealer

….Also that ass fat.

God: HEY. NO.

MY BF, HOMO.

Chihuahua: honestly? So true

Mitski: I may be gay for shinobu and in a loving relationship w Iguro BUT

my bestie DO got a fatty

Die: Oh, yes, indeed.

Kyojuro's ass makes me ungay sometimes

Jeff: I may be straight as fuck, but. But.

Kyojuro's ass makes me question, indeed

Chihuahua: makes me wanna take a whiff

Mitski: AYO.

SANEMI SHINAZUGAWA

Jeff: BRO ANDHJAS

God: STOP THAT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Big papa:...

God: OUT OF MOTHERFUCKING POCKET

Chihuahua: not sorry

Die: I may be a saint? But sanemi is right

Mitski: KOCHO SHINOBU??

*Die has sent an image: An out of pocket picture of Kyojuro's ass, in shorts he had borrowed from Mitsuri. His toned and clean legs on full display, his ass popping for all eyes to see.*

Die: tell me wrong.

Mitski: o///o

Kyojuro is my best friend but DAMN.

Chihuahua: holy shit

NO

GENYA SAW IT ABDHJANDJ

Jeff: WHY R U SHOWING A CHILD

ALSO

DAMN.

DAMN.

God: suddenly my phone is in my left hand

Big papa: STOP.

Get GENYA AWAY, SANEMI.

Chihuahua: IK, SORRY

I stumbled so fucking hard my little bro saw my friends juicy ass

God: SORRY GYOMEI ANDBJA

Jfc man, the poor kid

Arson: :D WHY IS MY ASS IN THE GC.

Mitski: KYOJURO ANDHHAHD

GO BACK TO SLEEP

Arson: I have raw, unadulterated, pure radiation surging through my veins, Kanroji. :D

Sleep was never an option!

Mitski: NOOOO

Big papa: I am headed back.

Arson: HISSSS

GOD: O.O HE JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW

Mitski: WHAT THE WHAT NOO

*God has sent a video attachment: "KYOJURO WHAT THE HELL!?" Tengen screams, leaning out of an alley window.

Rengoku is seen clambering out of a dumpster, sprinting down the alleyway his apartment was next to.

"SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!" Kyojuro screams.

He is in nothing but bike shorts and a hoodie; his ass in full view.*

Mitski: OMFG-

TELL HIM IM OTW. NEOW.

Arson: CANT CATCH MENSBSHD

Jeff: I just saw my gf PICK UP KYOJURO. FIREMAN CARRY. 

Pls, if this is how I die then SO BE IT

God: IM COMING MITSKI

Big papa: I have a class to teach, you heathens.

Make sure Kyojuro gets rest! ^^

Jeff: yessir

Chihuahua: yes dad

God: already taking him to bed

Chihuahua: KEEP IT PG FUCKER

Jeff: jfc

Mitski: I wouldn't let him ^^

Jeff: dominate me.

Die: Dominate me.

Chihuahua: clipped that.

God: PFFFF

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Gotei 13

God: HERE COMES THE SUNNNNN🗣️👹👹🗣️

Arson: AH AHAHAHWWWHHH 🗣️🪽🪽

Squirt: what the fuc-

God: HERE COMES THE SUNNNN👹🗣️🗣️🗣️

Arson: AHHH AH AH AHHHHhhHh🗣️🪽🪽🪽🗣️

*Mitski has taken a screenshot*

Chihuahua: STFU-

God: IT IS THE BRIGHTEST STAR OF THEM ALLLL🗣️👹👹🗣️🗣️

Arson: AH AH AHhhhhhhhHHHhhhhhhhh Ahhhhh OHHHHH
Ohhhh~~~🗣️🪽🪽🗣️

*Mitski has taken a screenshot*

Jeff: I…

Die: FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

Squirt: I-

Die: stfu

Arson: THANK YOU <3

God: we live to perform 🫵🏻💖

Chihuahua: put that finger AWAY

God: sorry👊🏻

Chihuahua: what I fucking thought airhead

Arson: Sanemi…:)

Chihuahua:.... I need to apologize. @God

Arson: ^^

Jeff: damn… @Chihuahua are you a victim??

Chihuahua: stfu

Mitski: KYO IM OTW FOR A CONCERT W U TWO

Arson: ALRIGHT :D

Squirt: can I watch?

Mitski: YOU CAN RECORD US!! I HAVE THE PERFECT SONG

Jeff: otw

Chihuahua: make it more subtle Obanai jeez

Jeff: kys

Mitski: EVERYONE COME
@Everyone

Die: otw Mitsuri! ^^

Big papa: I suppose I can! It is lunch, I have time.

~In Kyojuro's and Tengens apartment~

The group of close friends all huddled on the beat up couch, watching Mitsuri and Rengoku set up excitedly. Uzui had the song up and ready on their karaoke machine, vibrating with his excitement.

"Testing~~!", The white haired male called through one of the mics, earning a mocking 'boo' from both Obanai and Sanemis.

Kyojuro and Mitsuri chuckled, picking up their own mics; the trio readying themselves, the song starting to play.
Earning groans and/or cackles from the group.

Throughout 'Dream on', it started getting heated.

Kyojuro and Mitsuri and Uzui: "Dream on! Dream on! Dream on! Dream on! Dream on!!!"

Uzui catches his breath, wiping sweat; his face in awe as the other two continue.

Mitsuri and Kyojuro: "DREAM ON!! DREAM ON!! DREAM ON!! DREAM ON!! AHHHHHH!!"

Kanroji breaks off as the two boys scream, "The number one princess in the WORLDDD!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH", All three let a final yell out in unison, until they break off for an epic solo.

"SING WITH ME, SING FOR THE YEARS! SING FOR THE LAUGHTER, SING FOR THE TEARS!", Kyojuro went out, jumping along with Mitsuri as he sang.

They finished with a hand in the air, an applause from their friends.

"Holy SHIT!", cackled Sanemi, wiping sweat from just viewing the show. Obanai praised Mitsuri, of course, making the pink/green haired girl blush.

"Haha! A very amazing performance you three!", Gyomei praised ruffling Kyojuro's hair and patting Tengen's shoulder. Kyojuro blushed, huffing a giggle and beaming at Gyomei.

"Thank you! It was Mitsuri's idea!"

Tengen smiled, looking at Kyojuro with eyes screaming adoration. He was truly amazed at the fiery males voice, awestruck as he'd never heard him sing like that.
It truly only infatuated Tengen more, and that didn't go unnoticed by Shinobu, whom had sidled up next to the white haired male, nudging his arm.
He perked, looking down to meet a smug face, one of which caused Uzui to blush.

Shinobu raised a brow, throwing a glance to a conversing Kyojuro, who is distracted by Mitsuri lifting him up, before the purple and black haired lesbian looked back up at Tengen slowly.

"You're smitten..", She spoke lowly, ignoring Sanemi being thrown by Mitsuri.

"S-Shut up!", Tengen hissed, scoffing as he crossed his arms.
"I'd, you know, actually get together with him? Instead of imaging you are everyday, acting as such when you're not..", she teased, popping a hip out.

Uzui gulped, looking to the back of Kyojuro's head.
She was right, after all; even though they joke and get teased about being together, they weren't 'official'. Tengen truly wanted to kiss Kyojuro, truly wanted to call him his and vice versa.

"I will…", he started. "And when will that be? Hm?", She cocked back fast, dodging a pillow Giyuu threw to Sanemi and Kyojuro in the background.

"Soon…." He muttered, pouting his lips.

"Hmm… Well, soon better be fast!~ There are…others, attracted to Kyojuro. Men, that is..", she lilted. She patted his arm, before moving to stand closer to Obanai, her next target for teasing.

Tengen scoffed, again, before fauxing a smile as he tackled Sanemi, waving a bye to Gyomei.
He would confess, in time..

…

Private message: Mitski

Arson: hey, bestie?

Mitski: yes ml??

Arson: I need an answer if u wanna be honest w me

Mitski: OFC ask away!

Arson: you think I have a chance w tengen?? Ik we joke abt being together but I feel he doesn't truly want that and I wanna ask him but I'm fucking nervous

Mitski: FIRST OF ALL, it's not you having a chance, bc in my eyes?? Tengen would be lucky to have You. Period
SECOND OFC U DO, that man is so SMITTEN I'm surprised u two arent even a thing!

Arson: JAHDHA well it's idk
I thought it was a best friend thing yk?

Mitski: babe, ml, I can see that man groveling at every step u take
That man is so SMITTEN w everything u do it's maddening
Honestly it's pissing me off u two aren't even TGTHER! >.<

Arson: KADJJAJD MITSURIIII

Mitski: IK UR BLUSHING
AND ITS THE TRUTH BABY BOY!

Arson: so, what ur saying is, I SHOULD ask him out????

Mitski:............YES, KYOJURO.

Arson: JDDBHSBSJD

Mitski: you gays r hopeless

Arson: IM TELLING GIYUU

Mitski: GO AHEAD, HE WOULD AGREE

Arson: DAMNIT

Mitski: HA

…

Gotei 13

Squirt: oh yea

*Squirt has sent a video attachment: the ever amazing concert by the three performers.*

Big papa: 🥹 beautiful, it's going in the memories!

Chihuahua: I'm totally allowing GENYA to send these to the kamaboko kids

Jeff: kamaboko?

Chihuahua: Inosuke insisted on the name and now it stuck, fucker yells at me if I call it different

Jeff: kids

Mitski: I think it's adorable!

Jeff:...same

Chihuahua: keep it in ur pants Jeff

Jeff: kys

God: oh yea, howre the nerd squad anyways?

Squirt: they're gooJSHXB(@+$-_
KAMABOKO STOOPYD

Chihuahua: STFU KID AND GET OFF TOMIOKAS PHONE
HOW TF U GWT IT ANYWAYS

Jeff: Inosuke????

Mitski: HI INOSUKE

God: DONT CALL ME STUPID
AMD LEARN TO SPELL KID

Squirt: I AYM SPELING STOOPYD
LRRN 2 GIT BITCHES

God: EXSCUSE ME??

Jeff: KICK THE KID

Arson: it's TOMIOKAS phone!! Don't kick him!

Chihuahua: I'm going to kick that kids ass

*Die has sent a video attachment: Inosuke is running wildly around, waving a blue phone in hand; Tomioka is chasing the blue haired boy, screaming.*

Die: this is fucking hilarious

God: PFFFFF

Arson: poor tomioka JAHDA
Hope he gets his phone back!

God: I'm coming to help.

Die:...

Mitski PKAJFHA

Jeff: clipped.

God: kys

Big papa: kids….

Squirt: SYMP
KDHXHA!$;_+@

*Die has sent a video attachment: Tomioka AND Uzui have tackled Inosuke, Giyuu grabbing the phone.
Uzui picks the wild kid up by the shirt, scolding him.
"Upsetting Kyojuro and shit!!.." can be heard faintly.*
"...It's MY phone??.." Giyuu mutters, dusting himself off before shrugging.*

Arson: good job tengen!! :D

God: TY

Jeff: keep it together soldier

God KYSSS

Arson: AJFBHANX
Mitski!!! STARBUCKS?

Mitski: I THOUGHT YOUD NEVER ASK

Die: OMW

God: can I come?

Jeff: same???

Arson: NO :D
It's girls time!

Chihuahua: ur a whole dude

Arson: GIRLS TIME.

Jeff: @Mitski PLEASE?

Mitski: No :)
Girls time!~

Die: :)

Arson: :)

Squirt: they'll be in and out soon simps

God: kys!

Jeff: Kys!

Squirt: I'm trying!

Chihuahua: PFFBABFBS