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The Legend of SHINderella

Summary:

Our heroine, SHINderella, takes the stage is this humourous twist on the classic tale where she dreams of escaping the clutches of her wicked stepfamily, with the help of a flamboyant fairy godmother who doesn't vibe with subtlety.

As the clock strikes 12, our unconventional heroine is caught in a whirlwind of comedic mishaps, leaving behind a lost slipper and a bewildered Prince with hot takes on fashion.

Here's the Cast -
SHINderella – Onew
Prince Karls – Key
Duchess Minburn/ Duke Minhor – Minho
Lady Tamarine – Taemin
Lady Joon/ Fairy Godmother - Jonghyun

Notes:

Happy SHINee Day Ya'all beautiful Shawols <3<3<3<3<3

It's been 15 years with SHINee's presence and I love them so much.

This skit/play/story whatever you may call it, was written by mini-me a while back and I just wanted to put it out there (cause my sister told me so).

Here's a scene-by-scene script of Cinderella if it were re-enacted and played by SHINee.

The casual tone has been shamelessly lifted from the several skits they've been a part of - Chunyang, Rich Man Poor Man, School of Rock, and several SNL skits. So enjoy!

Chapter 1: ACT 1 SCENE 1

Summary:

Enter
Duchess Minburn
Her elder daughter, Lady Tamarine
Her younger daughter, Lady Joon

Chapter Text

"SHINderella ssi... SHINderella ssi...." Duchess Minburn called out to her stepdaughter… rather sweetly.

"Hyung..." Tamarine called out and Joon cleared her throat. "I mean Mama, You are supposed to be shouting at her.."

"Kurae? Ani she has been working all day... Moreover, (whispers) How can I shout on Hyung?" Duchess expressed her grief in front of her daughters.

"Why don't you just follow the script as it is!" said Joon, his younger daughter.

"Ne hyung," Duchess said and continued, "SHINderella... SHINderella... Where the hell are you lazing around???" She shouted this time.

Enter SHINderella

"Jheo Yeogi isseoyo," SHINderella said and came running and suddenly slipped on the last stair and faceplanted in front of her stepfamily. Tamarine couldn't keep it in and just turned and laughed her soul off while Duchess and her daughter Joon helped her up.

"Hyung, Gwaenchana?" the duchess asked.

"Hyung, no matter how urgently you were supposed to be here, who told you to run on the stairs? You fell so hard. It must hurt!!“ Joon said.

“'Hyung’? There is no hyung here. I am the Unnie.." Tamarine said angrily.

“Taemin ah, neo waeirae?” said the Duchess.

“Tamarine! Tamarine! Is it so hard to remember? I am your elder daughter Tamarine!” lashed out the elder one.

“Are you angry?”

“Of course I am! Why are you giving so much attention to the stepdaughter, when I am right here?” she said and wept.

Joon, her younger sister came forward and comforted her and said, “Since Tamarine Unnie is feeling so bad, let us all just make fun of SHINderella for falling like that….”

“Kurae? Arrasseo!!” The Duchess said and continued, “Ya SHINderella, are you so lazy that you even try to skip the last step to reach us immediately? What a lazy girl!”

“Did you see Joon, how she faceplanted?” Tamarine remarked.

“Yes, it must’ve hurt a lot!” Joon said. Tamarine nudged, so Joon immediately corrected herself, “I mean, How can a thing like that exist?”

“Hohohohohoohhoho” laughed the stepsisters and their mum.

All Exeunt.