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Name: Larry
Object: Unknown but has been described to be a cross between a pineapple and lemon
Pronouns: Any pronouns but is usually referred to by He/They

Name: Yellow
Object: Blue Egg with a singular piece of hair on top with a yellow ball at the top of the hair
Pronouns: She/her

Name: Glizzy
Object: Piece of Toast with glasses on her head
Pronouns She/her

Name: Ainster
Object Tea Cup
Pronouns She/her

Name: Ice
Object: Hamster Cage
Pronouns: She/her

Name: Timothy
Object: Orange with glasses(armless)
Pronouns: He/Him

Name: Ramen
Object: Bowl of Ramen(armless)
Pronouns: He/Him

Name: Hydrangea
Object: Bouquet of Purple Hydrangeas with a red ribbon tied around the top of her stem
Pronouns: She/Her

Name: Siri or Sri
Object: Old Photograph
Pronouns: She/Her

Name: Trashlinda
Object: Trash Can
Pronouns: She/her

Name: Enohp17
Object: MePhone17
Pronouns: He/Him

Name: Eugene
Object: Electric Guitar
Pronouns: He/They

List of Hosts
Name: Hector(the host btw)
Object: Google PNG of Bananarang Wiki Page from Terraria Fandom Wiki
Pronouns: He/Him

Name: Rosin(co-host)
Object: Box of Rosin(armless and legless)
Pronouns: He/Him

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It was just a normal day for the objects in Bellis Park. They were just hanging out, talking and doing their usual thing. But then, suddenly a Google PNG of the Fandom Wiki Page of the Bananarang from Terraria suddenly appeared while a certain pineapple looking object was running around the park.

“Weeeeee- oof!” the pineapple thing named Larry said when he bumped into the PNG. Larry got up and looked at the Google PNG. He stared at Larry for a bit and turned to look at the other 11 objects at the park. “Hey, you guys wanna do something not born yesterday on the lookout” the goofy ahh PNG said. “Huh” Larry replied with a confused look. “You’re gonna be battling for your dignity” the PNG replied in the most normal voice imaginable, suddenly, everyone starts getting really excited and starts doing the same thing all of the BFB contestants did in BFB 1. “Wait, what do you mean by battle??” the fruity orange named Timothy asked. “Yeah, do you mean we’re gonna like beat feet?????” his phone friend Enohp17 questioned. The PNG named Hector replied with a, “Yes” and before anyone could question he pulled a wheel out of nowhere called the Pickerwheel.

“Teams are gonna be rnged” Hector said with extreme amounts of confidence. “Don’t make me eat you!” Enohp17 replied out of the blue. “Hold on, lemme ask the real questions, where did you get that from?!” Siri the old photo of a sad feather questioned with an actually reasonable question. “I bet it’s from his toes” Enohp17 replied. “OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Siri said acting like she totally understood. “I took it out of sticky gooey slimy hair” Hector replied to answer the question. “Wait… we don’t even know your name, how can we trust you?” Ramen the anime weeb ramen bowl asked. Hector just stared at him for a bit until he was interrupted by Enohp.

Enohp17 who is such a great fortune teller said, “I bet he’s gonna sing” Hector goes on and precedes to say the entirety of “Heathens” but I don’t wanna type all of that. “Uhhhhh okay then” Ramen replied, still very confused. “Ima spin it lol” Hector said. He turned to the wheel with all of their names and spun it. Enohp17 being here for comedic relief asked, “Spin what????” The wheel ended up landing on Ainster, the tea cup that kinda looks like the one from Beauty and the Beast. “Alright it looks like Ainstery is the first to go on a team” Hector said which made Ainster give him a confused look and asked, “Wait, how do you know my name?” Enohp17 replied to this even though it wasn’t his question with, “I know more than your name! Address and more!” Hector getting back on track interrupted them and said, “Anyways, time to keep spinning this wheel 456789 times” Trashlinda the single mother trashcan being impatient as she is, spoke up and said, “EXCUSE ME! You expect ME to wa-” but she ended up getting cut off by that one Spongebob voiceline.

456789 Minutes Later…

Team 1: Ainster, Eugene, Hydrangea, Larry, Ice, Timothy

Team 2: Glizzy, Trashlinda, Ramen, Yellow, Siri, Enohp17

“Alright I guess we have our teams now lmao” Hector said after intense wheel spinning. Suddenly, a box of rosin with no limbs (named Rosin) appeared out of nowhere. “Hey, can we name teams now” Rosin asked the moment he appeared. “OH NOW YOU COME?!-whatever we’ll do it later” Hector said in a slightly angry tone. “ You’re not powerful enough to summon me ” Rosin replied in a menacing voice. “Hold on, what are we gonna do now?” Ramen interrupts. “You’re gonna compete of course stupid fart idiot” Hector replied while staring menacingly and Ramen’s rice cake in his bowl. However Ice the quiet hamster cage wanted to know what they were competing in but Hector just replied with, “Haven’t you been listening? MY OBJECT SHOW YOU MONKEY” Ice is now shaking in fear and is now emotionally scarred and will forever be scared of Hector. Ice decided to speak up and said, “Wait, that wasn’t what I was as-” but she got cut off by Hector explaining the challenge, “Anyways, Today’s challenge is the Floor is Lava. First team to lose all of their team members are put up for elimination lol. Ok fart”

Hector pulls out a button and lava starts sprouting from the ground right where Siri was standing. “Ahhhhh!!” Siri screamed in fear. “ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW SIRI?!” Trashlinda yelled while she watched Siri die. “Hahahaha” Timothy the short armless orange with glasses laughed. “Hey! Don’t mock her!” Trashlinda scolded. “Wait! I’m sorrrrryyyy, pleasedonthurtme” Timothy begged. “Ok fine… I’ll let you go for now” Trashlinda replied as she started walking away from the lava that was inching toward them.

“Hey Hector, I have something to tell you” Rosin said to Hector. “What” Hector replied in a very deadpan voice. “Skill Issue” Rosin said. “But I’m not the one with a skill issue” Hector replied. “Okay well uhhh, you get what I mean” Rosin replied but Hector gave him a look that looked like he did not get what he meant.

“Quick guys! We have to get to high ground” Glizzy the piece of toast with glasses on top of her head yelled at the top of her lungs to her teammates. Larry watched as the piece of toast and her teammates start running towards a tree while Larry himself was just absently walking away from the lava with Ainster near him. “Hahahaha those nerds are uh, silly” Larry said while walking. “Shouldn’t we also be doing something?” Ainster asked. “I’ll do it tomorrow” Larry replied as he pulled out his sentient laptop from a certain show and started watching GTLive. “What are you doing?” Ainster asked, sounding deadpan and disappointed. “Silly” Larry replied while still being very focused on the video. Ainster just stared at Larry being very disappointed. She ended up sighing and asked, “Will you be doing anything soon?????” Larry didn’t reply which made Ainster to just say “Uhhh you know what, nevermind” and walked away to go find Ice.

Team 2 

The alive members of Team 2 were just casually chilling on a tree since they thought it was the best course of action. Ramen decided to break the silence and asked, “Sooooooo what are we gonna do now? We’re away from the lava and not seeming like we’ll die anytime soon” Everyone was still silent but then, Enohp17 started reciting “High Hopes” but Glizzy cut him off. “Alright, that’s enough. Just tell what you were gonna to tell us” Glizzy said before Enohp17 could continue the song. “I have a devious word but I’m not sure your foolhardy self will like it!” Enohp17 replied and started running and jumping across trees to get to a certain fruit. Timothy was trying to see if he could find his other teammates and was about to go off to another tree until a MePhone attempted to push him off but the phone just ended up falling in the lava and screamed, “I used everyone’s toothbrush for the public toilet!” Timothy was very confused until he realized his glasses were gone and saw them burning in the lava with the phone. “Why would he try to do that” Timothy asked himself out loud but he just went back to finding his teammates with a blurry vision. Meanwhile, the rest of Team 2 just witnessed a very poorly executed attempted murder. “Noooooooooooo!” Yellow the blue egg with a singular piece of hair on top of her head said in an NPC-like tone. “Not again” Glizzy says in a disappointing tone while facepalming. “Did I really have to get placed in a team with a bunch of idiots” Trashlinda said with a mix of disappointment and anger in her voice.

Team 1(Hydrangea, Eugene, Timothy)

When Timothy finally found his teammate Hydrangea, the bouquet of purple hydrangeas with a red ribbon around her stem he got met by a very worried voice from her, “ARE YOU OKAY?!? WE LITERALLY SAW YOU NEARLY DIED!” Since Timothy was used to Hydrangeas usually worriness since he was one of her her adopted children he just replied with, “Uhhhhhhhh, I’m fine besides the fact that I’m basically blind now” Hydrangea looked him with an unsurprised and said, “Seriously?! We’re gonna have to get you another pair of glasses?” Before Timothy could respond Eugene the electric guitar went and said, “I’m sensing repitive gag energy” which both Timothy and Hydrangea both responded to this with a look of confusion at him. “Huh?” Timothy replied but Eugene put a finger to his mouth and said, “SHUSH” Suddenly a scream from Ice can be found from another tree not too far from them. The three of them all look back in concern and silence. Eugene breaks the silence and asks, “What the hell is going on over there?” with no answer from Timothy or Hydrangea.

Team 1(Ainster, Larry and Dead Ice)

“WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!” Ainster yelled at Larry after he pushed Ice off the tree and into the lava. “I saw Timothy do it so I thought I could do it” Larry replied while whining with tears in his eyes. “That’s because Enohp17 wasn’t on our team!” Ainster told Larry. Larry was stuck in a state of realization for a bit but he replied with, “Well, uhhh Ice will probably be fine” Ainster looked at him like he was crazy and just asked, “How?! All of the recovery centers have banned all of us ever since the time Enohp, you, and Timothy nearly made all of them blow up!” Larry thought about what he was gonna say next for a bit and just said, “I’m not really sure but uh, Hector will probably figure it out” Ainster just looked at him in disbelief but thought about his statement since it wasn’t completely invalid.

Rosin and Hector

Rosin overheard Larry and Ainster’s conversation about reviving the dead contestants and asked Hector, “Wait, what are we gonna do with the dead contestants?” Hector stared at him for a bit and then replied, “Sell” Rosin didn’t understand what Hector was trying to say so he just asked, “How?!” but Hector just ignored him and grabbed a control device with a button and said to the contestants, “Hey guys, the lava is rising” Hector said after pressing the button.

While the lava was rising Larry ended up burning to death because he had headphones on and was blasting a Danny Gonzalez video after Ainster ditched him again. The response from his alive team members was, “Rip” and they all moved on and headed to this gazebo thing with a really big roof. When they got there everyone on the other team was also on the roof with them. Both of the teams decided there was no other way for one of them to win unless they got a bit physical and started running at each other and trying to push their opponents off the roof. The first victim pushed off was caused by Trashlinda when she picked up Hydrangea and said, “I’m sorry for this Hydrangea” and vigorously chucks her off the roof. While falling Hydrangea says, “ukjdewyrfgurdhkejvckueyrgher” before dying. Timothy saw this happen and said, “Dude, what the heck?!” and started running at Trashlinda to take revenge. He runs and kicks her off the roof and while falling Trashlinda yells, “TE VAS A  ARREPENTIR DE ESTO, PEQUEÑO-” while crossing her arms at him but she got cut off because she died before she could finish. Eugene’s reaction to this was, “Why am I here?” while Ainster pulled out some poms poms and said, “Yippee!” Glizzy decided to try and take revenge for Trashlinda and tried pushing Timothy off but she just got pushed off herself. Her last words were, “Aw man” and then she burned to death. While Timothy was doing this Yellow did the same thing at the same time but to Eugene. “Aw cra-” Eugene said before he blew up and died. “Hey, you’re copying me” Yellow said to Timothy after both committing murder. “What! but I did it first!” Timothy replied. Ramen decided to take his chance and kicked Timothy off the roof. “Wha-” Timothy said before his imminent demise. “Yippee!” Yellow said to Ramen totally not copying Ainster.

Suddenly while the hosts were watching, Hector pulls out a megaphone and yells into the megaphone, “LETS GO SAVANNAH BANANAS!” Rosin gave him a I’m tired of this look and said, “Bruh, cope” Ramen, Ainster and Yellow all turned to look at him with Ramen saying, “What was that?” but then they all got back to focusing on the challenge.

The 3 remaining contestants have an intense stare off, that is until Ramen decides to take action and starts charging at Ainster saying, “GOMU GOMU NO MI!” but Ainster takes a step to the right which leads Ramen to fall in the lava and die. “Oh god” Yellow said after she witnessed her final teammate die and realized it was all up to her to win for her team. Ainster starts running towards Yellow and pushes her off. While falling, Yellow quickly grabs on to the ledge and hasn’t fallen yet. Yellow uses her other hand to push Ainster off the ledge which meant victory for her team. She gets back on to the roof and starts doing the NPC cheer while saying, “Yippee!” Hector and Rosin come down to the roof. “Finally, the Savannah Bananas won,” Hector said in a thankful voice. “Wait since when were we called that?” Yellow asks. “Since yesterday at 6:30 PM” Hector replies. Yellow stares at Hector for 2 seconds thinking about the question she was gonna ask him, “Hold on, what about the dead contestants?” she takes quick lava and turns back, “And the lava” Hector thinks about it for a bit and replies with, “Obviously I’m gonna sell them and take away the lava” Rosin decides to call Hector out and says, “If he can figure out how” Hector side eyes Rosin angrily and replies with, “Man, why do you gotta say that” Rosin replies with, “Cause they gotta know” Hector looks at Rosin confused and asks, “What they, we have one contestant right now” Rosin points at the audience and replies with, “What about them?” Hector replies with, “Oh yeah” and then there’s silence for 1 second. “Anyways… ROSIN name what PICKED” Hector asks Rosin aggressively. “Bruh I was supposed to decide that” Rosin replies. “Yeah you Iron 3 player” Hector says, exposing Rosin’s Valorant rank. “Uhhhhhhhh, hmmmmmmm” Rosin thinks out loud. “Average Omen main” Hector says.

49 seconds later

“Ummmmm, Team Among Us!” Rosin finally says. “Wow, so creative and feather-brained” Hector replies. “Anyways… Team 1 aka Team Among Us is up for elimination. Vote in the comments of this fanfic to vote for who you want to eliminate. Voting ends in 10080 minutes(7 Days)” Hector says to the viewers. Yellow interrupts Hector with, “Wait, you still haven’t said how you’ll revive all the de-” but she gets cut off because Hector didn’t want her to finish her sentence

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Vote for who you want to eliminate from Team Among Us by typing the name of the contestant in square brackets!

Vote [Ainster] to eliminate the Tea Cup who is always with Ice and Larry

Vote [Eugene] to eliminate the electric guitar who said the closest thing to a cuss word this chapter

Vote [Hydrangea] to eliminate the worried unmarried mother who has no actual children

Vote [Larry] to eliminate the lazy pineapple lemon thing who likes watching Game Theory and Danny Gonzalez

Vote [Ice] to eliminate the hamster cage who is scared of Hector for some reason

Vote [Timothy] the nerdy looking orange who isn’t actually a nerd and will have something happen to his glasses every episode