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A young man stand in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 25th of November was this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today that he will be given a name.
What would the name of this young man be?
>Enter Name
Smellysocks Deadhead
Try Again!
>Enter Name
Parker
There. That's better!
Your name is PARKER and as wierd as that sounds, you are also REALLY WEIRD, atleast you hope so. As previously mention today is your BIRTHDAY. Your room is filled with CAKES AND PRESENTS from your parents cousins and friends. Only your INTERNET FRIENDS' presents are in your bed. You also love to PLAY GAMES, even thou your friends say you SUCK AT IT. You also love ANY KIND OF COMEDY, but you also BAD AT IT. You also like to DRAW, although you never show it to others.
Oh looks like someone is pestering you, you should respond to it.
>Parker, respond to one of your friends.
cookieEater [CE] is pestering prankLooters [PL]
CE: hey pl are you there?
CT: hello?
PL: yeah im here
PL: sorry pal
CE: ok lets get to the buisness here
ET: did you get the package yet?
PL: nope, not yet
CE: well damn you need to
CE: cp already starting his
PL: holy really?
PL: he lives like the opposite from us, like 10 hours
PL: and lives in solitude
CE: yeah i dunno how he get it
CE: but he is the one who convinces us to play is on your birthday
PL: oh really?
PL: i didnt know that
PL: i should see him soon
CE: yeah you should
CE: and also get the package
PL: i will ok
prankLooters [PL] has ceased cookieEater [CE]
As you get out of your chair, stacks of presents fell on top of you.
This is gonna be a loooooooong day, you thought to yourself, as you get up and clean the mess.