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Pedro Pascal!!!???
This is the story of how I got sold to Pedro Pascal. It was a normal Sunday morning and my mom woke me up to go to the park. As usual, I got dressed in my best clothes. It wasn't much considering I was broke like broke, broke but it's okay because I make it work. After getting changed, my mom and I went to the car to go. Once we got there I noticed something was off with my mom. She started looking around like she was looking for someone. “Hey Mom, what are you doing?” I questioned. “Oh nothing, just looking at the scenery,” she said with a concerned look on her face. I wanted to question her farther but just before I could I was grabbed from behind. And a hand was put over my mouth so I couldn't scream. As I tried to break free they dragged me into a white van. They put a cloth over my eyes and the last thing I heard was my mother saying sorry.
I woke up in a box. I tried to look around to see if there was any way out but it was too dark. So I tried to break the box by moving the box around. Just as I was about to give up I saw a light coming through. I was scared and feared the worst. Right then as the cover slowly lifted off the box I saw my kidnapper. It was none other than… Pedro Pascal? What does Pedro Pascal want from me I thought to myself then he began to speak,
“Hello how are you”
“What?”
“You are in Chile!”
“ WHAT!?”
“I brought you here to see the wonders of this place! Now come on!”
With that, he grabbed my hand and dragged me to fray Jorge National Park. While we hiked there I wanted to enjoy it but I was still on guard about this whole thing. But then I saw a Chilean Pigeon. I didn't know the name of it at first but I knew it looked beautiful. I wanted to take it home but I settled on looking it up on my phone. I found out that mostly eat fruits in trees and sometimes seeds in open areas. After finding this out I tried to lure it closer but Pedro grabbed and put it in a cage. I wanted to fight with him about it then remembered I'm in Chile with no way home so i let it go. When we got back it was late into the night so we went to our rooms. This was the first time I was seeing my room and on the nightstand I found a laptop that opened Top 10 things you didn't know about Chile. At first it didn't look interesting but then I read the first page and I couldn't stop. I learned that Chile has the biggest swimming pool according to Guinness and that it's 1,000 yards long. I also learned that Easter Island is in Chile which was a big surprise to me. I wanted to read more but I ended up falling asleep.
The next morning I was woken up to loud music. Then Pedro barged into the room and yelled“ happy going away.” Before I got the chance to respond he told me to get ready then walked out of the room. I quickly got changed into the only clothes I could find in the room and grabbed the book from last night then I made my what to the door. When I opened the door I saw bright colorful lights. Then a man in a chef fit came up to me with a dish in hand. “Hi?” i questioned “Hola soy Rodolfo Guzman” “Nice to meet you?” i said still confused “ ¡Te hice un plato tradicional chileno! Se llama Pollo al cognac!!está hecho con pollo, vino blanco, cebolla al coñac. Chile en polo, chiles de colores y caldo!!” and with that Rodolfo Guzman disappeared leaving only the dish left. As I was thinking about the weird interaction. Pedro grabbed my hand and brought me outside to a helicopter. He then got in and told me to join as surprised as I would be, after these couple of days I don't think anything could.
After we got in we were told it was going to be a while so I took out the book I had stored. Fact three was that Chile is a world class wine destination, and the ninth largest producer of wine. Fact six was Valparaiso is one of the most prosperous cities in Chile and its main attractions are historical. I also found out that Chile has some of the largest and some still active volcanoes. The fact I loved the most was in southern Chile (and some of the north part) there are penguins on the beaches. My facts were then disrupted by the helicopter landing. We were back at the park. I looked back at Pedro giving a questioning look. He then went behind the helicopter and yelled “ you are free to go back home but there is one thing i have to show you before you do” and with that the person i knew as pedro stepped out from behind the helicopter revealing the truth.
BIGGIE CHEESE!!!!!??????!?!??? Without saying anything Biggie cheese the person once known as pedro pascal left. Before I could fully comprehend what happened my mother came crashing down on me giving a hug in the process. “I need to go lie down” I said, making my way home still confused by the past couple of days. And that's how I met Pedro Pascal, a.k.a Biggie Cheese.