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“Koharu-sensei! Have you ever kissed someone?”
Little kids just say and ask whatever they want, huh?
“What’s that now? Stop asking inappropriate questions and go play with your friends!” A playful pat on her head and the little girl runs off. Crisis averted!
No. Koharu has never kissed anyone before. But man, has he wanted to. And he has been pretty close! For example…
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“Koharu-san, that tickles…”
Jun is always so whiny when Koharu puts on his stage makeup. He can just never seem to stop moving.
“Oi, Jun, sit still will ya? I’ll mess up your lipstick!” Koharu has no choice but to grab Jun’s chin to hold his head still. He’s too fidgety!
“Uuu…Sorry.”
“You better be! Now keep your mouth closed!”
Jun is a good guy and does as he’s told. But why does he have to close his eyes like that? His lashes are so long and pretty, especially with the mascara Koharu has just applied. And the way he puckers his lips slightly is just too adorable…Maybe now would be a good time.
“...Koharu-san? Um…are you going to do my lipstick, or…”
“Eh? Ah! Y-yeah!”
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“Jun! What’re you playing?” Koharu flops down on the couch next to Jun and gets comfy.
“Fighting game.”
“Heeeh? Cool. Can I watch you play?”
“Sure. Ah, shit-”
Handheld consoles always look ridiculously tiny in Jun’s big hands. He’s pushing those little buttons so fast. It’s pretty impressive to see. Koharu leans in closer.
Jun’s tongue is poking out. He looks very concentrated! But he has a scary look on his face. He’s in ZACK-mode, huh. Don’t mind Koharu. He will move just a liiiittle bit closer…Just until their shoulders touch. That’s not too close, right?
“FUCK-!”
“Uweh?!”
Jun very suddenly turns his head to look at Koharu. That split second of rage turns into a look of surprise. With how close their faces are, Koharu can clearly see Jun’s eyes become softer.
“You scared me…..”
“Ah! I’m sorry-”
Koharu has to get his head out of the gutter! It’s useless to just sit and stare! Jun is right there. Just a little more, and then…
“Um. I…gotta go do something!”
Yeah, no. Koharu will just run away. That seems like a safer option.
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After a long day at work, Koharu is just enjoying some time to himself. Felix sits down next to him.
“Koharu?”
“What is it, Feli?”
“Have you and Jun kissed yet?”
Koharu’s scream can be heard through the entire sharehouse.