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i woke up to ted shaking me. "come on, y/n! it's zoo day," he yells. i turn over, groaning. "mph." "y/n, dude everyone's waiting on you." ted states, and my eyes fly open. "oh shit, are they really?" i jump out of bed. "i'll be done in 15 minutes!" i shriek.
^when ur done changing n stuff^
i run downstairs. everyone's at the counter, eating breakfast. "y/n, here have a pancake," charlie hands you a pancake, i took it, and ate it fast. once everyone was done eating, you all piled into two cars. i were in the car with schlatt, cooper, travis and noah. i sat next to travis, and we scrolled through twitter on my phone.
schlatt was also next to me, and while me and travis were scrolling, an edit of me popped up on my feed. i scrolled past it, and schlatt pointed it out. "y/n, there's an edit of you in your feed, scroll up." i looked at him. "oh thanks!" i smiled. "yeah whatever." he rolled his eyes.
i watched the edit, and it was surprisingly good. i liked the tweet and replied to it.
^at the zoo😋^
we're at the gift shop, and i'm looking at the american pekin duck plushies (the white ones). i really liked it, so i decided to get one. i walked over the cashier, but stopped when i saw schlatt picking out one of the american black duck plushies. i giggled at big, mean old schlatt about to buy a duck stuffed animal. i got to the counter and paid for my plush, and walked out with ted, charlie, cooper and noah. travis and schlatt were still in the shop.
next thing we did was go to the trolley, the challenge was to "make small talk on the trolley", and i'm pretty good at that. i was on the trolley with travis and schlatt.
i decided to do the talking. "travis, what's on your mind?" i asked. best small talk ever. travis glanced at schlatt, and schlatt looked at travis with a "don't tell her" look.
"well, um, schlatt told me that he-" travis got cut off by schlatt. "that i love lizards!" "no that you thought y/n was cute," travis said, confused. "okay thats it for small talk, nevermind," i laughed. "i am cute tho, i will agree, schlatt." "shut the hell up," he huffed.
when we got off the trolley, we went to the rest of the group. "small talk sucked," i laughed with ted. "all the talk we had was travis telling me that-" schlatt cut me off. "let's go to the monkeys." he looked at me, aggravated.
"tell anyone what i said and i will kill you, understand?" schlatt whispered in my ear. "y-yeah," i stuttered, knowing i would tell everyone what he said later.
^at the photo booth^
everyone pretty much took photos, except me, travis and schlatt. we went into the booth, and schlatt was to the left, travis in the middle, and me to the right. once we were done, i took a picture of the little thing the booth gave us of our picture and posted it on twitter.
y/t: best zoo day ever! *attachment: 1 image*
10k likes
user5434453: wow, husband, wife and son pic!
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i giggled. they were joking, obviously, no way they shipped me and schlatt.
jschlatt: will kill u if expose what i said
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lunardayss45: he said he wanted to marry her, im the 65th hair in his head i can confirm
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y/t: ewww no he said he liked lizards, weirdo imo
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^once ur back from the zoo^
y/t : come watch me stream w/ jschlatt at y/t/n
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"hey chat!" i greeted. "there's.. there's a man, in my room right now guys. it's not looking good for me right now.." schlatt appeared onto my bed. "hi chat," he greeted. "please give her views so i can leave. i'm being held hostage," he grumbled. "what. no i'm not! you agreed to answer questions with me!" i yelled. and a dono came in.
enderdragun73 tipped 5 dollars! y'all are such a cute couple!
"nope, i'm out jshart this is your stream now bye." i joked. "i am not dating mr business here."
"he wishes i was though," i mumbled. "no i don't, dumb broad." he shot back.
schlattfanacc34544 tipped 10 dollars! y/n don't tell anyone i said this but ur pretty!
"aww! thank you schlatt fan account, i appreciate it!" i exclaim.
"oh yeah, fill her ego even more, wow," schlatt groaned.
"shut up schlatt, stupid dumb idiot," i retorted.
thirty minutes later, schlatt's asleep on my bed while i'm still streaming.
"chat wtf do i do?? he's asleep and i need to end my stream," i questioned.
luvbug65 tipped 5 dollars! just cuddle w him i see no real obstacle here
"okay, nope, bye chat see you all soon," i ended the stream.
i got into my bed, schlatt still next to me, i didn't really care all that much.
i woke up around 4 am, and schlatt was just there, cuddled up right next to me. i took a picture and sent it to ted.
y- dude schlatt fell asleep in my bed wtf
t- slap him silly
y- he just put his arms around me send help
t- u like it dont lie
y- i literally don't plsplspls kill me he's nuzzling his head ON MY BACK!!!!
t- expose him on twitter then idk
i took another picture and posted it on twitter
y/t:@jschlatt fell asleep while i was streaming
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humidw3ather5: their in love your honor
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y- cooper i need help PLEASE
c- what happened
y- schlatt fell asleep in my bed and he's cuddling me and i dont like it
c- just leave and sleep on the couch
y- good idea
i get out of schlatt's grip, and i go crash on the couch.
a/n 960 words yay!!! okay 1st chapter i'm feeling pretty good abt this ‼️‼️
its going somewhere i promise