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An Idiot Can Become a Princess Too!

Summary:

The classic tale of a naive and lively boy finding his one true love who turns out to be the prince and becomes a princess.

Notes:

First fic in the fandom as well as a crack fic <3 so don’t take it seriously

Chapter 1: I want to go to the party!

Chapter Text

Once upon a time, there was a lively young boy whose parents passed on early and he was left with a pair of evil stepbrothers as his last relatives. Despite suffering just for his existence alone, he did not lose hope and dreams of a better life every day, a life surrounded by everything beautiful in this world.

 

“Pelley, come here!”

“Right away, boss!” I put down the rags I was using to clean the floors with and run upstairs.

“Massage my shoulders for me, don’t do it too rough and don’t do it too soft either.” My older brother, Boss Ray, grunts.

“Yes, sir!”

“Pelley, get me a hot iced tea,” from nearby, Camil joined in.

“???”

“You heard me.”

Huhu, life is so hard (╯□╰)!!!! What did I ever do to deserve these two as my brothers!!! Getting ordered around everyday… verbally abused everyday… what dignity do I have left?! If I don’t get revenge in this life, I am not Pelley!

One day, I will get my revenge! This little…err.. brat! This little brat Camil dare to order me around when he is younger than me, grrr…! And Ray, I’m sure I get stronger than him soon enough… and then I’ll be the one giving orders to him! Hehe, they’ll never guessed what’s coming for them. I’ll become so strong they’ll kowtow me and apologize ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

Camil wants a “hot iced tea,” so I’ll just make it lukewarm! Such an amateur’s riddle can’t confuse me, hahahahaha! I need to hurry, I still need to massage Ray’s shoulders or else he’ll throw me out.. hurry hurry!

“Big bro, I heard that the palace is hosting a ball celebrating prince Palos’ 18th birthday soon.”

What?

“And?”

“This is a great opportunity for us to get close to the prince and become his aides, brother. Then we’ll be rich and respected everywhere we go.”

“I don’t care about becoming an aide or whatever, but if that’s what you wanna do then I’m not stopping you.”

I GASPED!! I didn’t even need to move a finger and an opportunity for revenge presented itself before me. Hehehe, becoming the prince’s aide was it… I don’t know what an aide is but I’m not gonna let you get what you want, Camil! I just need to come to the ball with them and everything else will come smoothly! I’m so smart!

“I WANT TO GO TOO!!!”