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Dallas sat up on a tree and sighed as he took contraband out of his pocket. It's been a full semester in this new school of his and he hated it. He had no friends and was considered an outcast by everyone he didn't mind since it gave him more time to do stuff by himself. He was able to prank all his teachers and paint their cars a green color with the time he could be using to study and make friends. He chuckled to himself as he took a cigarette out of its box and he tried lighting it and realized there was no fluid in there he got mad and threw the lighter in the forest somewhere. "Y'know you shouldn't be littering and smoking is bad" a person said they were fairly close in age but he couldn't quite see him. "What do you know about it?" Dallas scoffed and the male laughed and dropped down from a branch next to him. He wore a blue female uniform dress with maid attire on it and Dallas cringed at the outfit and the man laughed. "I lost a dare" he looked in his pocket inside of the apron and handed Dallas a lighter. "Don't get caught with this I'll be pissed if you get this confiscated" he said sternly and Dallas laughed and nodded. "What's your name queer boy?" He joked and the man laughed and leaned against the tree, the man debated on telling him his name. "I'm Mathew but my friends call me blarg" he said oddly proud enough of it, Dallas laughed and decided to joke about it. "Blarg? That's the sound you could be making on my-" he was cut off by Blarg shushing him, he stood up and jumped up farther in the tree hiding and Dallas got the memo doing the same. They heard footsteps get closer and they clinged onto each other hiding in the adbunded amount of leaves. "Hello any students are out of here" a teacher said she tried walking up the hill again but fell and Dallas almost busted out laughing but Blarg covered his mouth and held him closer whispering to tell him to shut up. Blarg let go of him once the teacher left he sighed in relief and Dallas looked somewhat flustered. "Why must you hold a country boy so tight like that barge" he laughed as he moved away, giving them space. "Cause your stupid ass almost got us caught" Blarg yelled and Dallas did a guilty dog laugh on purpose making both of them laugh. "Your hair is giving chicken noodle soup vibes" blarg said as he looked at it closely touching it. "PDA my god!! Not even asking damn take me on a date before you touch me so intimately" Dallas chuckled and blarg smacked him making him act more into the flirting act. "Okay soup I'll take you out on your date" Blarg went along with Dallas jokes and they quickly became friends. Each day they would spend it there and one day Soup went up into the tree to find Blarg spending time with a woman and he smiled softly. He rested on the opposite side enjoying the sunset with them ignoring that he was secretly third wheeling without them knowing. The girl was upset by Blarg not kissing her. She left and he laughed and sat alone looking sad and soup revealed himself laughing. "You look like a beta male right now" soup chuckled as he took a picture of him and Blarg. Dallas sat his phone in his pocket and sat down next to him and enjoyed the rest of the sunset. "She's missing out on someone who's an amazing pride parade" soup laughed he meant the first half and Blarg knew that he brought his knees closer and leaned into soup. "I don't think I was attracted to her anyways but I don't know why I'm sad about it" Blarg was confused and soup looked amused. "Maybe she's not what you're looking for, there's many other people out there who're looking for someone pretty handsome and can pull off a dress really well like you" Soup said supportive and Blarg laughed and hid his face. "I think I might be bisexual?" He said honestly not knowing how soup was going to react. "Oh? And he's bisexual? He's a bisexual king!" He said loudly and proud he hugged Blarg he was supportive of his friend. "It's okay to be confused, I know for a fact I am" soup chuckled nervously, Blarg smiled and signed, enjoying the hug. "I expect nothing less from you soup" Blarg smiled and Dallas shushed him he had water balloons from a previous idea he had before he was distracted and third wheeling Blargs date. "Watch this" soup said as he threw a water balloon at a senior and they looked upset and scared the tree for who did it and Soup threw more at him he stood up as he did it and Blarg knew Soup was going to get his ass beat but he could do this much more amusing. Soup tripped on his laces and fell out of the tree and the senior laughed at him and called him a dumb ass and they sat their books down and helped Soup stand up. "I think my leg is scratched?" He joked and Blarg looked at Soup legs and it was not scratched, it was broken. "I think it's a tiny little scratch," he laughed holding Soup up him and the senior helped him to the nurses office where he got a cast on and was told to stay in his dorm with Blarg they became roommates awhile back since all his other ones filed a release on him and Blargs roommate graduated. "Was it cool though" Soup laughed as he sat down on the small bed and grabbed a box filled with stuff. "What's that? Is it weed?" Blarg joked and it wasn't a hoodie and soup laughed at it as he slipped the hoodie on. "That's my hoodie" Blarg noticed and the soup shrugged. "You have to be nice to your elders" soup smiled and Blarg laughed and laid down on the top bunk. "Fine I'll put you in the nursing home gramps" Blarg said laughing Soup laughed alongside with him they heard knocking on the walls to tell them to shut up. Soup laid down uncomfortable in the bed he tossed and turned and Blarg seemed to sleep easier. "You should come down here and sleep with me it's cold" Soup said honestly and Blarg thought it was a joke he waited for the accompany laugh which there were none so he got up and he was in his boxers and he slipped into soups bed and held him close and soup wrapped his arms around Blarg pulling him close his warmth and height engulfing Blarg. "You owe me dinner for this" Blarg sighed and Soup chuckled and nodded and Blarg fell asleep and soup kissed Blargs forehead and fell asleep.