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"I'm bored" Barty said in a normal saturday morning to her partner Evan, who just woke up.
Evan put a finger under their chin pretending to think.
After some annoying minutes Evan finally said something: "what if we go skateboarding?"
Barty rolled her eyes.
"You know i can't skateboard!" she said annoyed.
Evan looked deeply at their girlfriend, who knew pretty well what they were going to say.
"I could teach you"
"Don't even think about it!"
"WHY NOT"
That conversation used to happen every day, and every day Evan didn't get the chance to teach Barty to skateboard.
That happened because Barty used to think that Evan would let her fall, but she knew that was never going to happen.
So they never got the chance to skateboard together.
But today was different.
After some minutes Barty said: "Fuck it, let's do it!".
Evan was confused because they forgot what they and their girlfriend were talking about.
"What?" they asked.
"Teach me to skateboard!" said barty smiling.
"Really" Evan asked surprised.
"Yes....let's go"
They wore some skaters outfits to seem cool and professional.
Barty also stole an hoodie from Evan.
It was summer and it was so hot outside.
Evan didn't say anything tho because they knew barty could change idea very quickly.
Before going barty stopped evan to allert them.
"If you make me fall I'll kill you"
"I won't let you fall, babe"
Barty smiled at Evan calling her "babe" and her cheeks turned red.
After noticed, Evan leaned down their head for a kiss.
"Ok let's go".
They went to a skate park....for children.
"Wait why are here only kids?" Barty asked to her partner.
"Uhm...."
Barty looked at Evan so mad.
"DID YOU JUST TOOK ME TO A CHILDREN SKATE PARK??????"
"Maybe....i mean you don't even know how to stay on the skateboard"
Barty looked at them annoyed.
"Yes i can" she said confident and then took the skateboard from Evan's hands.
"Look!" She said then.
She did one meter and then she fell.
Well....she almost fell.
Before she could hit the ground Evan saved her.
"You alright?" Evan asked.
"Yeah" barty said rolling her eyes "That was just part of the show!"
"Sure" evan said sarcastically.
Evan then went to take the skateboard and Barty almost ran home.
"Not so fast" evan said rolling their eyes.
"But i can't do it..."
"I noticed that"
Barty "the drama queen" Crouch Junior decided to not kiss her partner anymore for 3 months.
"Ok give me your hands and go on the skate" evan said calm.
"Alright" barty said and then she did it.
She almost fell again.
"DON'T MAKE ME FALL EVAN ROSIER OR I SWEAR"
"I won't let you fall dramatic queen, relax"
Barty rolled her eyes...AGAIN.
They spent like 4 hours at the skatepark and all Barty learnt that day was to stay on the skateboard and do 10 meters.
"See...now i'm a professional skater!!!" She said to Evan when they got home.
"Yeah sure" Evan said
sarcastically.
Ok. 6 months now.
When Evan leaned down their head for a kiss, Barty didn't let them kiss her.
"I have to do a shower" she said instead.
"Huh?"
"See ya"
"Did you just...."
"Yes."