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Once upon a time in the magical lands of Flower Fruit, there were two regal princes that ruled all. The older one was so powerful that he could raise and lower the sun! The other one? ...kinda sucked. Actually- let’s talk about the sun-raising one for a moment, you know. Like, that’s the sun he’s raising! The sun! I mean do you know how much the sun weighs? I mean, it’s a lot… Okay I’m sorry I got off topic there- uh thus they created harmony across the land.
Then one day the younger prince became jealous of the older prince’s god-like powers. He was all like: “I hate you so much! You’re going down!” And the older one was like: “No. You’re going down. Idiot.” Then like, they argue for a bit, and then the older one was like: “OH MY HEAVENS WHAT IS THAT?!” He pointed to the back of the younger prince who immediately whipped his head around. “WHAT WHERE?!” He asked in panic.
AND THEN ZAP! THE OLDER ONE ZAPS HIM WHILE HE’S NOT LOOKING. After successfully deceiving the younger prince, the older prince sent him to the moon for a thousand years!
“Wh- okay who wrote this?! A five year old?!” A human boy with messy brown hair, held up by a red bandana, asked in disbelief; still not being able to process whatever he just read.