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Steam rises and Renjun hums happily as the hot water beats down on his tired body. It's been a pretty long day; he had to sit in this marketing seminar for three hours early this morning then still attended his regular classes. All while missing the lunch hour at his favorite hotpot place so he had to settle for some stupid McDonald's instead. So yeah, he's been waiting for this moment all day.
He gets to have a night in and will indulge in all the self-care products Haechan hid under the sink. Then he'll eat some Cheeto Puffs and watch that K-drama Jaemin got him hooked on until he falls asleep.
A smile is spread across his face just from the thought alone and he hums happily once again at the thought of his impending future.
He basks in the relaxation that's spewing from the shower head until he hears a light clicking sound and before he can even react, the shower curtain is ripped opened.
Renjun, like any normal person, screams bloody murder at the person who ripped the shower curtain open and once he realizes who it is, screams even more dramatically.
The person on the other hand is quite unfazed and begins to speak, "Hey, are we--stop screaming, it's just me--we out of Cheetos?"
Renjun stops his screaming to deadpan look at the person who has unceremoniously interrupted his shower.
"What the FUCK Jeno?"
"Is that a yes or a no?"
Renjun reaches out of the shower to blindly grab for a towel (which Jeno has to hand to him because he doesn't have his glasses on or contacts in) "Thank you. Anyway, you couldn't have waited five fucking minutes for me to come out? I'm literally showering and naked and SHOWERING Jeno!"
Jeno chuckles a bit, "Jun, give me a break. I've literally seen your asshole. And you naked. And you showering. And you naked and showering."
Renjun shrieks a little bit because yeah, sometimes he forgets that this Jeno and the Jeno that fucks him with the utmost strength and vigor into his bedsheets are the same guy, but also because Jeno says it so loud Renjun's a little worried their neighbors heard him (they already don't like them because Haechan's issue of 'Super-Sexy-Sex Toys' has gotten delivered to their apartment one too many times).
Renjun regains his bearings after the shriek, "Well, o-okay, whatever." Maybe he didn't really regain his bearings, but to be fair that's kind of hard to do when a tall sexy man is standing in your small bathroom staring very hard at you while asking you an extremely ridiculous question.
Speaking of said 'ridiculous question' he couldn't possibly be talking about the Cheetos that Renjun was planning on eating after this shower.
"Wait, you said we're out of Cheetos?" Renjun asks, forgetting about the whole 'him being naked' thing.
Jeno shakes his head and grins because he knows Renjun forgot about the whole 'him being naked' thing, "No, I asked if we're out of Cheetos."
"Well, are there any in the pantry?"
"No."
"Then obviously they're out."
Jeno nods thoughtfully at this as he hadn't considered this logic before, "I'm gonna head to the store then. Do you wanna come?"
Renjun weighs his options.
He could:
A) stay home and complete the self-care portion of his night, but the downside was that he REALLY wanted Cheeto Puffs
B) go to the store with Jeno and get his beloved Cheeto Puffs, but the downside was that he'd have to take Jeno's relentless teasing and ass-smacking (it's like he has a daily quota for the amount he needed to do it)
C) pull Jeno into the shower with him and they'd just fuck in there, forgetting about self-care and Cheeto Puffs, but the downside was that the neighbors would hear them for sure
D) pretend that none of this ever happened and close the shower curtain, but the downside (probably anyway) was that Jeno would reopen the shower curtain and they'd most likely end up fucking in the shower which results in the downside from C (making this option have a double downside, definitely not good)
As tempting as A and C are, D would be peak comedy and B would end up with him getting Cheetos. He'd just have to accept the ass-smacking (which he basically already does), so this makes B the most best option.
After what probably felt like a trillion years to Jeno, Renjun finally answers him, "Yeah, B-I mean, I'll go to the store with you. Minimal ass-smacking though."
"Sorry, but I can't Junnie, gotta get them all in for today. Y'know?" And just like that, Jeno is gone.
"Ughhh, fuck tall sexy men." Renjun mutters to himself, but someone was obviously in earshot because he hears Jaemin's mouth from behind the door, "You already do that, baby doll."
Renjun shrieks a little bit because he wasn't really expecting Jaemin to have heard that or answer in 'that' voice (you know the one). And to top it all off, Jaemin wasn't lying.
Ugh, fuck tall sexy (deep-voiced) men.