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Aomine yawned. Tomorrow he’d meet up with Tetsu and the others again. Hopefully everything would go swell. Aomine lied down in his bed and slept, hoping to dream of his beloved Mai-chan.
Alas, he was given a terrifying nightmare instead.
“mi...ne-cchi....”
Aomine heard someone calling him. Judging by the ‘cchi’ it must’ve been Kise.
“Aomine...cchi”
Aomine opened his eyes and saw Kise on top of him. He was wearing some kind of robe.
“Kise? The hell you doing here? Get off...” Aomine grumbled. Kise smiled and went off of Aomine and stood in front of his bed. Aomine sat up and stared groggily at Kise.
“What’re you doing here? How’d you get in?” Aomine asked accusingly.
“I’m here to give you a performance, Aominecchi!” Kise exclaimed.
“Performance? What performance? Still how’d you get i-” Aomine’s sentence was cut off when spotlights suddenly turned on in his room and was focused on Kise. Aomine can now see that Kise was indeed wearing a robe and are those.....
“Are you wearing stiletto-”
“Aominecchi.....cchi...cchi...”
“Wha-”
“Aominecchi,cchi,cchi,cchi OPPAI!” sang Kise.
Holy shit.
Kise threw his robe off when he said ‘oppai’ and was revealed to be wearing coconut shells, a g-string for girls, stockings and stilettos....and let’s just say that Aomine’s brain cells just died.
“BOIN, BOIN!” Kise sang loudly.
Suddenly back-up dancers appeared, they were also men but they were wearing ballerina outfits. They were also apparently, the back-up singers.
“Boin, Boin!” the back-ups sang.
“Cchi-cchi-cchi-cchi OPPAI! BOIN, BOIN!”
“Boin, boin!”
“MOGE! MOGE! MOGE!” Kise posed, to Aomine’s horrification, and started singing the first verse.
"Moge moge-moge cchicchi o moge!
moge-puirin poyon-moge moge-pororon puyon-moge
manmaru-cchi-cchi-cchi sankaku-oppai rocket-boin
yasashiku (moge!) ikinari (moge!)
bimyô ni (moge!) renzoku (moge!)"
Kise danced while singing. And well, wearing that.... Aomine wanted to laugh his ass off, he really did....but this was just far too horrifying. Not to mention the back-up dancers was equally disturbing.
“Cchi-cchi-cchi-cchi OPPAI! BOIN, BOIN!”
“Boin, Boin!”
“Cchi-cchi-cchi-cchi OPPAI! BOIN, BOIN!”
“Boin, Boin!”
“Moge moge-moge-more cchicchi o MOGEEEE!"
“... Moge!”
Aomine was very, very, oh so very, traumatized right now, his facial expression the whole time probably showed it. Kise suddenly approached Aomine and asked.
“So, Aominecchi! Did you like it?”
Aomine suddenly opened his eyes and sat right up. He was sweating all over. “Oh my fuck, thank god it was just a dream.....” Aomine looked at his clock and saw that it was 8 in the morning and they’d meet up at 10.
“Ugh... Better get ready then....”
......
“I need to wash my brain with holy water.”