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A long shiny black limo drive along the road, and in it were three boys, and a weasel.
He sighed.
"Oh come now, Boys, it won't be that bad."
"Bad?! It's fucking school, you tard."
"Language, Butch," Weasel chided.
Butch scoffed and rolled his eyes.
The blue one, Boomer, then took this as an opportunity and spoke up.
"Maybe school'll be fun!"
"Boomer, shut the fuck up."
Boomer frowned and leaned back.
Weasel sighed again.
"Maybe you should listen to your brother. You're being very pessimistic about this whole situation, you know-"
Butch snorted.
"Oh yeah, sorry I'm so pissed about not being able to see my sister and having to live with some nerd trying to make us 'heroes'."
"Dr. Brisbane believes it's for the best you don't see her. She might cause you to go...evil again."
Brick sat up.
"We're not the fucking Powerpuff Boys, you limp-dick."
Butch scoffed and said something to Brick in another language.
"No Greek, boys, please. Dr. Brisbane doesn't-"
"Dr. Brisbane obviously doesn't give a shit about us, so why should we?"
Boomer leaned against the window.
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•°•°•°•
Once the boys got out of the car, they sighed.
Butch was angry.
Boomer was homesick.
And Brick was tired.
"Well, let's look on the bright side," Brick mumbled.
Butch rolled his eyes.
"What bright side?"
Boomer screamed and jumped up and down, waving his arms around.
"I KNOW! I KNOW!"
Brick let out a sigh.
"What is it...?"
"ME AND BUTCH ARE WEARING SK-"
Brick shoved his hands over Boomer's mouth.
"Shut up! Do you think we want to get dress coded on the first day??"
Boomer shook his head and Brick removed his hands.
Then, with one last glance behind them, they walked off towards the front door.
•°•°•°•
Once in the classroom, they were dragged up to the front of the class by the pink-haired teacher, Ms. Meryl.
"Class, I'd like to welcome three new students!!" She exclaimed cheerfully.
"She looks nice!" Boomer chirped.
"And really hot."
Butch cackled as Brick sighed again.
"We're very...happy to be here."
Butch snorted and covered it up with a cough.
Ms. Meryl introduced them.
"These are Brick, Boomer, and Butch!"
Brick glanced at the class, and noticed three familiar faces.
He scowled.
"We're...from out of town. I won't be more specific than that. My brothers and I like to go by "The Rowdyruff Boys', but...it's just a silly club name."
Ms. Meryl laughed.
"Oh, you superhero triplets and your club names! It's not silly, we love it, don't we, class?! Let's give them a big welcome!!"
"WELCOME TO MEGAVILLE!!" Practically the whole class screamed.
A few students simply stared.
Including a girl with a black headband and blonde hair styled like horns.
"Ooh! She looks nice!"
"...Boomer-"
The female students were apparently becoming Brick's new fangirls.
"Oh! Look at the redhead."
"...Jeez, really?"
"Why are the other two wearing skirts?? Aren't they boys?"
Brick took off his hat and lowered his head.
"We'll do our best not to disturb classes. We'd just like to fit in."
•°•°•°•
There was a sudden shriek from down the hall, and a blue-themed girl turned at the sound.
"Oh, no."
When she arrived at the scene, she saw Boomer standing by the girl's locker room, along with some really angry cheerleaders.
"Ooh! What do you think you're doing, you...you boy!"
"He was changing in our locker room! Get the teacher, Bubbles!"
Boomer was confused.
"What? But my brother said it was fine, and it smells like flowers or something. I thought it did, didn't you??"
They tried to explain it to him.
"What? Boys and girls have to be kept separate? Aren't we all people?? Do I make you guys feel all subconscious about your weird girl bodies?! And what's wrong with changing clothes, you just get naked and then put new clothes on. Easy!"
This is the part where the narrator starts cackling and then chokes and dies of laughter.
Bubbles was dumbfounded.
How could a person be that fucking retarded?!?!
"You-I-it's-changing-girls, boys-different."
Boomer coughed.
"Well-i gotta go!"
And he zoomed off, which created a force that blew he girls' skirts up."
•°•°•°•°
Butch wasn't doing anything wrong.
Okay, he totally was...
But didn't Dr. Bitchbane want them to be heroes or whatever?!
Saving people from getting bullied is hero stuff.
"Haha! Your mom."
Butch was on top of the roof, holding the bully, Sperg, by one leg, dangling him off the roof.
"AAAAAHHH! SHE'S GROSS?! PLEASE DON'T DROP ME!"
Butch noticed a familiar green bitch down below.
"HAHAHAHA! HEY, BUTT-CUP! LOOKIE WHAT I'VE GOT! A BAD, BAD, BULLY!"
"BUTCH! Put him down!" She snapped.
Typical bitch.
"What, right now?"
"Safely, on the roof! Obviously, you scumbag!"
Meanwhile, a dark blue streak zoomed around, while being chased by a lighter one.
"Slow down!"
"NOOOO!"
Butch scoffed and looked down at Sperg.
"Whyyy? He was being a ass to that kid, right? So I stopped him. Isn't that a 'redeeming quality'?"
"Grrr- yeah, okay, you stopped him. Amazing. Now, you turn him over to the school. That's what you're supposed to do. Turn him over to the authorities. You don't kill him!"
"Goddaaaayum. Jumping right into the killing?! You guys are freakin' dark. I mean, the way you just outriht said it like that-"
Sperg was screaming.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!! PLEASE PUT ME DOWN, LIKE SHE SAID!!"
"Shut up! You got yourself into this mess, trusting a Rowdyruff Boy!" Buttercup snapped.
Butch snorted.
"Is that any way to treat your fellow superhero?"
"YOU are NOT a superhero! Now cut it out!"
Butch gasped dramatically.
"Whaaaaaat?! But we're all buddy-buddy now!"
"Not while you're dangling a bully off the roof!"
Butch stuck his tongue out and winked.
"What bully?"
Buttercup looked down to see Sperg screaming bloody murder while hurtling down towards the ground.