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"What do humans hold as religious beliefs?"
Ben rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. "Uh...my beliefs aren't exactly standard, so I don't know if I'm the best person to answer that question."
Blonko looked at him in confusion. "Do humans not have uniform beliefs? Revonnahganders do."
"Oh no, we have a ton a different beliefs. Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Sikhism, Shintoism, Hoodoo, paganism, and a lot more."
Blonko hummed in response. "That is very complex. Which do you believe in?"
Ben blushed and avoided eye contact. "I'm not sure what I believe anymore after well...everything." He sighed, considering what to say next. "My dad's side of the family is Episcopalian and my mom's side is Jewish, but both my parents practice Neopaganism now. That's how I was raised."
"Are you willing to teach me?"
"Only if you'll teach me about Revonnahgander religion."
Bloko smiled. "You have a deal, beloved."