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[Podfic] Cold read of all the problems we could solve

Summary:

The most important thing Lan Wangji ever stole was roughly the equivalent to twenty dollars USD.

The second most important thing Lan Wangji ever stole was Wei Ying’s heart.

Notes:

Author's Notes: This is honestly very silly, but I had such a wonderful time writing it for SweetheartNinja, an excellent human being who sent me a prompt I couldn’t refuse.

This definitely has some ‘Leverage’-style elements in it, as well that of another IP which will become obvious later on. That being said, you don’t have to be familiar with or know anything about it to (hopefully) enjoy this, it’s all mostly for flavour. This is a modern setting with nothing resembling worldbuilding at all and keeps certain elements such as courtesy names for no reason other than I like them.

Podficcer's Notes: Thanks a million billion trillion to Stratisphyre for having blanket permission and answering my comment right away, and for writing this delight of a story in the first place! It was seriously just what I needed after a super long week and I hope y'all enjoy it with me. I'll be posting a chapter a day for the next three days!

ETA: The full recording in one file is in chapter 4! :D

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Cold Read of all the problems we could solve, Chapter 1 (1:09:51 | 51 Mb)
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