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"What?"
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"Wait guys, I'll be back real quick,"
Gojo press the pause button. He removes his headphone and unplug it from the computer. The sound of the game that he played faded as he runs out of his room quickly. Thank god, the elevator is in his favor now. He gets in immediately and press the lobby button. Suguru told him that now his girlfriend—Utahime—are waiting in the Lobby with him. And, she's wasted. Well, Utahime already told him that she's gonna have a girls night out with Shoko and Mei. But, she said that I will drive her and Shoko home since she would not be drinking.
Ding!
The elevator door is open and he already saw Suguru. He is standing two meters away from wasted Utahime.
"Don't get close! You are not my boyfwiend," Utahime said as Suguru tried to help her standing because she almost lost her balance and trip herself.
"I'm just helping you, senpai," Suguru's replied. He is really embarrassed right now.
"Oi, what happened? I thought I was gonna drive her and Shoko home?" Gojo ask as he approaches Suguru.
"Apparently, Mei also gets drunk and had Nanami pick her up. Shoko and Utahime don't want to bother Nanami to drive them both home, so Nanami call ME to pick both of them," Suguru's explained.
"And your girlfriend could not stop shouting, 'don't touch me! you are not my boyfriend!' throughout the way to your apartment!"
"Sorry about that, she's a bad drunk. Where is Shoko but the way?"
"She's waiting in the car,"
"Is she wasted too?"
"Yes, but not as much as your girlfriend,"
"Okay, thanks for picking her up! I'll treat ya later!"
"You should be!" He replied by shouting as he ran back to the parking lot. He could not leave his drunk girlfriend alone inside of his car.
Gojo try to hold his girlfriend's limping body but got pushed really hard. He did not know that she still could be this strong even if she's badly drunk.
"Who are you?" she questioned him.
"Really, Hime?"
"I have a boyfriend! Don't touch me!"
"I am your boyfriend!"
He could not help to smile. She's so cute now. She put her hand on his cheek and stare at his eyes deeply. Her eye squinted as if she tried to focus her vision. She's standing on her toes trying to get as close as possible to his face.
"Are-e-ee you Gojo Satoru?" she ask.
"Yes, I am, ma'am,"
"Hmm ... yeah you are my boyfriend!" She immediately jumps to hug him.
Gojo just smile seeing her wasted girlfriend acting funny.
"Okay, let's go to our apartment okay," He picks her up like a koala and bring her to their apartment. It seems like she is already falling asleep at the elevator as she's not moving at all.
Arriving at their apartment, Gojo put her down on their bed. But the blasted sound of his game still pausing make him remembered that he actually still streaming. His computer is still in their's bedroom because they still are tidying up his gaming room, but the computer is facing the wall so people could not see their bedroom.
"Guys sorry, I'm just picking my girlfriend at the Lobby, she's wasted," Gojo shouts.
And he knows the comment section will go wild for it. He actually already announces that he has a girlfriend, but he still discloses Utahime's identity. It's just for privacy.
As he put Utahime down in their bed, she wakes up.
"Who are you?" Utahime ask groggily.
"You are asking me that question again? I'm your boyfriend!"
He tried to open her cardigan cause it seems like she's really uncomfortable.
"Don't touch me! I have a boyfriend!" she swatted his hand.
"And I am your boyfriend, okay? Let me open your cardigan so you can sleep comfortably."
"You are my boyfriend?"
"Yes, I am, Hime,"
"Okay, you indeed look like my boyfriend. He is a white haired man with a bow eye. He's really big," Utahime's chattering.
"Why are you so cute? Argh," He could not help himself to not cuddle her at this point. Even if he hates the smell of alcohol.
"Wait, let me turn of my stream, and we sleep okay?"
He walks into his computer and as expected the comment section is crowded.
"Bye guys, my girlfriend is acting so cute now, I'm gonna go sleep with her, the ACTUAL sleeping, NOT THE OTHER sleeping, okay bye!"
He turns off his stream and joining Utahime asleep. And as expected, the next morning "Gojo's Girlfriend is Drunk" been trending.