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woohoo crack au number 2 (three if you count the crk one i never posted) anyways pjo x madcom whag could go wrong

Chapter 1: womp womp

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apologizes for bad anything it's 2:30 am and the edible is gonna kick in soon


they're all in a military-esq boarding school, also all of them have autism because fuck you I said so


Sanford: Satyr, just a lil goat boy, sent to the school as his first mission, sent to grab deimos before realizing doc and hank are demigods as well, wears the classic camo pants to hide his goat legs 


Deimos: son of Hephaestus, loves to tinker, same fire powers as Leo, transmasc


Doc: Son of Apollo, super skilled with medicine and archery, and decent at most stringed instruments (though he mainly likes electric guitar or bass guitar), also transmasc


Hank: Son of Ares, very violent, audial sensory issues, nv most of the time so uses sign language


okay on to the others woo


auditor: eidolon who possessed some random guy who happened to do a lot of auditing for lesser positions with a lotta money and decided to be a huge ass nuisance / threat


tricky: son of hermes, feral ass leash kid 


jebus: mortal who can see through the mist, worked with the guy the auditor possessed


sheriff: son of hecate, jebus's boyfriend who got looped into all this through him and is in it now for the power trip


for the forst few chapters it's going to be a diary-esq short story collection (12 weeks / short stories per protagonist) of their first summer, then the next summer it'll be when the auditor actually starts becoming a threat and they get a prophecy that they gotta go help with that


They're all the, y'know, normal ass teen ages that is normal so there won't be any weird shit unless I do some sorta time skip plotline and they're all adults, though there will be a bit of yk gay stuff like kissing