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text me when you’re home safe

Summary:

Rena Rouge: you are joking right??

Ladybug: Oh, yeah of course.

Miel: what’s that smell?

Chat Noir: i dont smell anything ?

Cara: We are nowhere near each other

Miel: bullshit. the smell is bullshit.

Or, one more on a mountian of miraculous team chatfics. With extra chloe redemption, a dash of chlolix, and a whole ton of the team as family. Are you as excited as I am?

Notes:

Miel means “honey” in spanish. :)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Cara: Is that a joke i don’t get it

Chapter Text

Ladybug added Rena Rouge, Carapace, Miel, and Chat Noir to the chat

 

Ladybug named the chat “Team Chat” 

 

Team Chat, 3:15pm

 

Ladybug: Hello, I decided this would be useful since you are now all full-time miraculous holders. We should have a way to communicate between our civilian selves so that we can alert others to akumas. 

 

Rena Rouge: omg HI LADYBUG!!

 

Carapace: Sounds cool dude

 

Miel: i know we haven't worked together a lot but i am proud to say i'm a permanent member of the team now and i am excited to work with you all.

 

Miel: wow ok ew that was too mushy for me, never again.

 

Rena Rouge: I’m excited to work together too!! you will definitely be a vast improvement from our last bee holder lol

 

Miel: hopefully.

 

Chat Noir: ohohoh can we do pronouns and our favorite hobby ? i want to get to know you all more

 

Chat Noir: lady ? is that ok ?

 

Ladybug: Sure, as long as no one says anything obvious about identity stuff. 

 

Chat Noir: OK !! ill start i use he/him and i love to re ad

 

Rena Rouge: i use she/they and i am a writer in my free time.

 

Carapace: I am a bit of a music buff and I use any pronouns

 

Miel: she/her and i love to collect jewelry.

 

Ladybug: I also use she/her and I love to bake in my spare moments. 

 

Chat Noir: ohmigod ladybug cookies are the best. ever. !!

 

Carapace: No way she does all that for the city and is also an amazing baker

 

Carapace: Bro

 

Chat Noir: bro im being so fr rn

 

Chat Noir: bro

 

Carapace: Bro

 

Miel: please go make out in dm’s. 

 

Rena Rouge: lmaoooo BURN 

 

Carapace: We are literally in love

 

Rena Rouge: babe you can not make me choose between you and the bit,, you know what i will choose. 

 

Carapace: :/

 

Miel: so real

 

Ladybug: This is already turning into a mistake. 

 

Team Chat, 6:25pm —

 

Ladybug: @everyone Akuma at the louvre. 

 

Miel: omw

 

Rena Rouge: me and cara are same

 

Chat Noir changed Carapace’s name to Cara

 

Ladybug: @Chat Noir get off your phone and get over here.

 

Miel: burn.

 

Team Chat, 9:58pm —

 

Cara: Are you sure that was one of the first times you came out with us miel? You were insane out there today

 

Miel: what can I say, i’m a natural

 

Chat Noir: i can totally inagne you flipping your ponytail while tiping that

 

Miel: so many spelling errors.

 

Chat Noir: :(

 

Rena Rouge: everyone make it home ok?? that was a long one.

 

Chat Noir: yup !!

 

Miel: yes. 

 

Cara: Mhm

 

Ladybug: Yes Rena, thank you for asking. 

 

Chat Noir: wait, did Rena and Cara say they were together befroe the akuma today ?? do they know who eachother are?? 

 

Cara: ,,Ladybug?

 

Ladybug: Yes, they do. That is my bad. Before they were asked to be full-time, there was an instance where I did not have the time to split them up before I could give them the miraculous’s. They have shown me though, that they can keep the secret only between themselves and that was actually a large part of the reason why I chose them to be a part of the full-time team. 

 

Chat Noir: ahhhhhh ok

 

Miel: makes sense.

 

Rena Rouge: we wernt sure if we were allowed to tell you guys, earlier today, my hands auto piloted. 

 

Ladybug: It is okay Rena, I understand. In civilian form, I am actually quite clumsy, so I understand not having total control of all you are doing all the time. 

 

Cara: Is that a joke i don’t get it

 

Ladybug: Unfortunately not. I’ve dropped so many batches of cookies on my kitchen floor.

 

Ladybug: Obviously, those are the ones I give to the cat. 

 

Rena Rouge: OMG

 

Miel: BURN

 

Cara: Ladybug is on her villain arc rn 

 

Chat Noir: i asm sobbing this can not be true

 

Chat Noir: my lady

 

Chat Noir: my light

 

Chat Noir: say this isnt true

 

Ladybug: I will neither confirm nor deny. 

 

Miel: i know shes a bug but,

 

Miel: the bug got that dog in her.

 

Cara: Real

 

Rena Rouge: this is the best day of my life??

 

Cara: Real

 

Ladybug started a private chat with Miel at 10:13pm

 

Ladybug: hey chlo, are you ok? I saw the slight chloe bashing in the chat done by rena and i wanted to come on and make sure you were alright

 

Miel: yeah it sucks but it’s nothing i don’t deserve. i have a lot to make up for when i'm chloe.

 

Miel: and don't even think about denying that i deserve this treatment. chloe harrassed and bullied countless people for years, even people who don't know her know her reputation, i wouldn't be surprised if rena didn't know chloe and got a sour image of her from her ego as queen bee.

 

Ladybug: it still wasnt cool

 

Miel: maybe not, but it's not like she wouldn't have said it to my face if she knew it was still me. 

 

Ladybug: i guess

 

Miel: it’s so funny how you type so formal around the others but are so casual in dms. 

 

Ladybug: they expect me to act like a leader i cant act like mari or they my not respect me as much or even worse, start connecting the dots between mari and bug 

 

Ladybug: although, it is a pain editing my texts like i'm writing a paper for literature. 

 

Miel: lmao

 

Miel: but i’m sure they wouldn't mind if you just relaxed, especially when we are just talking about random stuff.

 

Ladybug: Its not that i think they will mind, i just don't want to relax too much and find hawk moth knocking on my door i already took a risk with giving out the other three full time miraculouses, i can’t take any more risks. 

 

Miel: ok, ok i get it. if you need to ever like talk or anything, i guess it wouldn't be the worst if you talked to me. if you need. 

 

Ladybug: that looked like it hurt to type

 

Miel: it really did, buggy.

 

Team Chat, 3:45am —

 

Miel: is anyone still awake?

 

Miel: ok

 

Two messages deleted

 

Team Chat, 6:16am —

 

Cara: I hate school 

 

Cara: I am sitting here while my teacher is taking role and there is nothing more that i want to do than drive a road spike through my skull

 

Rena Rouge: dramatic

 

Miel: real

 

Ladybug: Pay attention in class. 

 

Miel: are you not also in class? 

 

Chat Noir: brun

 

Miel: good try bud.

 

Chat Noir: :(

 

Ladybug: I am never able to pay attention, too tired. 

 

Cara: Thats rough LB

 

Rena Rouge: you are joking right??

 

Ladybug: Oh, yeah of course. 

 

Miel: what’s that smell?

 

Chat Noir: i dont smell anything ?

 

Cara: We are nowhere near each other

 

Miel: bullshit. the smell is bullshit. 

 

Rena Rouge: I wish i could high-five you right now, mi

 

Miel: yes, please. 

 

Rena Rouge: we have a patrol together this week right?

 

Rena Rouge: We should catch a late movie after or find a cafe opened late and just chat, for some reason, i think we could be good friends

 

Miel: i guess that sounds alright. 

 

Chat Noir: i think we could bee good friends. 

 

Ladybug: Boo. 

 

Cara: @Ladybug Miel is trying to steal my gf

 

Miel: she literally asked to hang out with me. 

 

Miel: plus, i already like someone else, sorry rena. 

 

Chat Noir: ooooo spill

 

Rena Rouge: ^^

 

Miel: i can't really say anything specific bc identity shit but she is really pretty and we have almost nothing in common (literally opposites) except the fact that we both like to be athletic, and neither of us take any shit from anyone. but i am really interested in showing her all my interests and learning about all of hers. 

 

Miel: i was paired with her on a project for one of my classes last term and i just absolutely fell. but my only defense mechanism is to be a gigantic bitch all the time (it was extra bad at this point) and i think she literally despises me. ah well. 

 

Cara: I’m so sorry dude thats ass

 

Chat Noir: yeah,, hopefully you get another chance to show her who you really are !

 

Rena Rouge: ^^

 

Chat Noir: really poignant today huh ?

 

Rena Rouge: ok, sorry i actually CARE about getting caught in class with my phone

 

Rena Rouge: This just in, chat noir spells a complex word right, more at ten.

 

Ladybug: Miel, if she ever gets to know the you that we have met? I am sure she is going to change her mind about you. 

 

Ladybug: Also, no capitals please, it hurts my brain this early in the morning. 

 

Cara: lmao 

 

Rena Rouge: real ok sorry

 

Miel: ok not to be a bitch but, did you not read my texts right? i drove a girl i like away with just my personality. i was the problem.

 

Chat Noir: you saud yourself that it was a defense mechinisum , as long as you were just being rude and not verbally assulting her, i am sure that she would understand that your words come from a place oftrauma and you are working though it to make ammends with not only her but yourslef. 

 

Ladybug: Poorly spelled, but well said. 

 

Ladybug: Realizing what you have done in the past was wrong is the first step to growing into a better person. 

 

Rena Rouge: ^^

 

Cara: Someone get ladybug some coffee

 

Rena Rouge: ^^

 

Ladybug: Please, that would be so good rn

 

Ladybug: Alright the next person to talk in here gets pushed off a building next patrol. Pay attention in class. 

 

Cara: Thats cold LB

 

Cara: Oh no

 

Ladybug: :)