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Isagi walked thru the hall of the blue lock facility trying to find someone suitable to bake with.
he decided to bake some cupcakes after he found out there was a kitchen and asked(begged) Ego for permission and succeeded.
'Who should I ask?'
isagi thought of various people's 'maybe ness?' the moment he thought of ness.
the said person appeared in front of him.
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ness just got out of the shower after practicing with Kaiser. Returning to his room he didn't expect to meet isagi just his luck. isagi just looked at him not talking, there was an awkward silence between them and right now, ness just wants to go away 'What the fuck does he want?' ness questioned still looking at isagi who looks like he was having a debate with himself.
Isagi decided to break the awkward silence between them ''Do you want to bake with me?" Isagi asked him smiling brightly.
'The fuck?' ness is confused at this situation he was about to say no but-
''sure''
...
Isagi looked astonished at the reply but was later replaced with the same bright smile. ''Let's go to the kitchen then, I have Ego-san's permission!'' Isagi dragged him by the arm and right now he is confused about himself.
cause...
Why the fuck did he say ''sure''? he was supposed to say no but he unconsciously said yes for some reason. he doesn't even know how to bake!
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they were in the kitchen now, both of them wearing blue aprons with Isagi and him having flowery designs on their aprons.
''I get the cookbook and cupcake liners in the pantry!'' Isagi exclaimed as he goes away to get the cookbook and cupcake liners. ness watches him leave as he thought of what he should do while Isagi gets the book.
''hmm, It's just cupcakes it will probably be easy to make right?'' ness decided that he will be the one to make the cupcakes while Isagi is away.
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He was wrong...
Really wrong...
There was white flour on the ground, the sink, the stove, and even himself. there were also eggs on the floor, and right now he was trying to stop the fire and succeded.
it has only been five minutes since Isagi left and he already destroyed the kitchen 'Maybe I should have waited for him' Ness was regretting his life choices while curling on the ground waiting patiently for Isagi.
''Ness I'm back!... W-what happened?'' Isagi looked at the entire kitchen mouth gaping like a fish as he noticed Ness who was on the ground. some of his hair was burned and was covered in white flour.
''I fucked up.''
...
...
silence
Isagi doesn't Know how to react to this situation right now. should he laugh? or Cry? or be angry at Ness for the fact he destroyed the kitchen?
Isagi knows that the moment Ego find out they destroyed the kitchen they'll be banned from ever stepping foot in the kitchen ever again.
''Let's just clean it Before Ego-san finds out about this-"
[Do you really think I won't find out about this?]
Both Ness and Isagi flinched the moment they heard his voice. they slowly turned their head to face the giant screen.
[Isagi Yoichi and Alexis Ness, You two are now banned from ever stepping foot in the kitchen ever again. I have made my decision so Clean the kitchen now and I might change my mind]
the screen went black after he said that
Isagi and ness Looked at each other as they sighted, 'Guess we have to clean now' Isagi picked up the broom and the dust pin as Ness watched him.
''hmm?'' Isagi turned around to find Ness tugging the hem of His apron ''Sorry...'' It was a whisper but he heard it clear. Ness let go of his apron and went to get the mop.
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Ness returned with the mop he went beside Isagi to help him.
Isagi smiled as he continued to clean.
Maybe next time they get to bake cupcakes.