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Recently Diego seems to be busy, he is often away from home, does not spend time with you as usual.
You miss him, still texting him often. But strangely enough, he never tells you what he's busy with, and yet you know it must be something very important to his primary goal.
"I don't know if he still cares about me, heh-. I wish he'd be less absent, never look at me again" You monologue to yourself, while holding your phone and raised it.
*Ting*
A strange sound comes, you get his message again, he always replies you very late. You click on read the message, only see a simple answer to your previous question like: "Sorry, I'm just busy, I'll be back later"
You get angry, thinking about him having an affair with someone else or just getting more interested in the recent races or something. You immediately picked up the phone and answered. You pause for a moment, thinking about something, so you chuckle and decide to text back with a more ridiculous subject.
"Huh, do you know what traits in men put them at risk of having an affair!?" You send him a text message, with a list of things you want to say in your head just to confuse him.
"What? What makes you think I'm unfaithful to you?" This time, Diego replied to the message quickly, it seems he must be curious about that.
"1. With eyes, do you have eyes to see another woman!?
2. Have a mouth! Do you have a mouth to kiss someone else?
3. Have arms, do you have arms to hug any other girl more beautiful than me?!
4. If you have thighs, who are you going to let her sit on?
5. Having a shoulder, what if you had a shoulder just for another girl to lean on?
6. There's "that" too, hmpf, who else do you have "that" to sleep with?" You send the message, even though you yourself find it absurd, but want to tease him a bit, you still stubbornly sending messages.
About a few minutes later, he finally replied to you, it seems that this time is far from your imagination.
"1. Yes, I have eyes to be able to find someone much prettier than you
2. Yes, I can have some more amazing kisses for others
3. Yes, I prepared all kinds of hugs for them
4. Yes, I have thighs and of course another girl gets to sit on it
5. Haha, I'm willing to give this shoulder to other girls!
6. You must already know my answer, right?" He replied, it looks like you've been teased again this time making you jealous. You pouted, sending a middle finger emoji to He then sent a threatening message: "Yes, if you're good, find another one, stop loving me. I'll lock you outside tonight!", then, you are about to turn off your phone when you receive another message.
"Haha, I'm just kidding, who can I do those things with other than you?" He replies back, along with a few other cute stickers, he's just so cute sometimes. He must have endured your wacky antics and mindless questions all the time, so decided to tease you back the way you tease him. You can't help but laugh out loud, but as if you still want to get a little angry at him, you reply, "Buy a redemption gift, stupid dinosaur."
He also didn't say much, just clicked and dropped a like on your message. You think it's okay to just joke with him, but tonight you're going to ask for his presents.
At night, he finally came back, just opened the door with a tired mood and messy hair. You rush to pick him up, of course he doesn't disappoint you, he buys you a bunch of your favorite food. Ignoring him, you take your food and run to the couch.
Diego let out a long sigh, he just said one sentence back, "It's true that my pig is still hungry as ever...", he chuckles, then goes over and picks you up and spins you around while you haven't had time to sit down.
"Aghhh, stupid dinosaur you know this dizzy!!" You flick his forehead to make him stop. A little dizzy, but you giggle anyway, then hug him and kiss him on the cheek more affectionately.