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It was another of tiring Monday, and unfortunately, Soyeon was there in the Cube’s practice room along with five intolerable gays who constantly irritated the hell out of her.
But, as the leader of (G)I-DLE, she needed to keep herself together and lead the group practice, as she’d done it countless times before.
Soyeon sighed, then took a deep breath to repress her anger.
“Okay guys, let’s resume our practice-”
“But we’re not guys!” Yuqi retorted.
“More like gays, pfft!” Minnie snickered.
“NoOOoOoo!!! I dun wannaaa!! Right, Jinjin!” Shuhua whined loudly, clinging to Soojin who was standing still in a corner for some unknown reason.
“I’mma go home.” Soojin left all of a sudden, followed by whipped-ass Shuhua.
An uncomfortable silence trailed after, until a certain clueless Mi-Ha decided to interfere.
“Uhmm… (munch) Mwat ar (munch) we talkin’ abowt (munch)?”
And yes, she was eating a snack.
Soyeon sighed. No matter how many times she’d tell those idiots that snacking is prohibited during practice sessions, they always for some reason manage to sneak in some.
“Just how many times do I need to tell you guys that snacking is not allowed-”
“And just how many times do I need to tell you that we’re not guys, Soyeon! We’re not planning to become one also; if you wanna be a dickhead, go on then! Us five, as your bandmates, are fully supportive of your important decision.” Yuqi smiled ‘innocently’ as she gave her leader a double thumbs-up.
“Oh wait, then would it be hard for us to stay as ‘(G)’I-DLE ‘cause you’re not a girl anymore? Hahaha!!!”
Soyeon bit the inner skin of her mouth as she laughed sarcastically.
“I’m not going to change my gender, Yuqi. ‘Ha.ha.ha’.”
“Oh, what a shame. Thought it would be fun to witness that. Hahaha!!!”
Soyeon internally screams; she wonders just how she’ll murder Yuqi, but her thoughts are interfered by loud, high-pitched shouts.
“Hmm? What- Hey!!! Stoppp!!!!”
Two hungry hyenas rummaged through poor (or maybe not) Miyeon’s snack bag, and fled contently with their hands full of stolen potato chip bags.
Oh no. This is going to be a mess.
There are three things you shouldn’t lay your hands on: Minnie’s bangs, Shuhua’s Jinjin, and lastly, Miyeon’s snacks.
A literal hell was unfolding in front of Soyeon; those three energy balls were running and jumping around the practice room, throwing whatever that reached their grasps to each other.
God, save me.
“AAaAaaAAAaAaaH!!!! GET BACK HERE YOU SON- no, DAUGHTER OF A BITCH-”
“Cho Miyeon, did you just insult our moms?”
It seems like Yuqi used her smart-ass brain for another useless purpose.
Miyeon froze and seemed like was taken aback, as the polite girl she is.
“Uh… No!! Of course not-”
“I’m extremely disappointed in you, Cho Miyeon.” Minnie put on her best ‘I’m-so-disappointed’ expression.
Soyeon scoffed. That’s supposed to be my line.
“I never in my life thought that you would call my mom a bitch, Cho Miyeon whois23yearsoldandismatureenoughtospeakthoughtfully.”
It was obvious that Yuqi and Minnie were just guilt-trapping Miyeon to get out of this situation, but poor (or maybe not) Miyeon, clueless as always, took it seriously and was on the verge of crying.
“I- I’m sorry, I didn’t- That wasn’t my intention- Huhuhuhuhuhu”
Finally Miyeon sobbed, and what a surprise, Yuqi and Minnie were there to comfort her, saying that they’ll forgive her if she allows them to eat her snacks.
“T- Thank (sniff) youu…” Miyeon beamed at two hyenas who were secretly smirking as they claimed their prize- no, gift.
What a heartwarming moment. Their leader facepalmed, having witnessed everything.
She lowered her hand that was previously placed on her face, then chuckled soullessly; she was now enraged for real.
Whilst the small little hamsterball was about to explode in a second, the three clueless idiots fooled around and ate potato chips as usual, not noticing their leader’s state.
“Hey, Soyeon! We’re going to the Malatang restaurant down the street! Wanna come?”
The said leader just stared down at the floor in an impassive expression, no words coming from her.
“Uhh… Are you okay..?”
“Don’t mind her, she’s a social misfit.” They headed to the exit.
Soyeon took a deep breath.
“GET BACK HERE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!”
And this was another day of Soyeon as (G)I-DLE’s leader.