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My name is Ken. I'm a small 5 feet tall boy and have golden blonde hair. My eyes are baby blue and shine like glittering ocean waves in the summertime. All of my friends say i’m super hot, but i don’t think i am. It’s makes me so shy when they say that…
To be honest, I think I’m kinda ugly. My waist is too hourglass shaped, and my bubble butt is too big!! Even my blue eyes are TOO blue and TOO big. Sigh..
I am at school right now, fixing my makeup in the mirror I have on the inside of my locker. I put bubblegum pink lipgloss on my pouty lips and ruffle my locks to give them a cute-pretty messy look that i liek.
I close my locker and see Bibble, my Bff of all time is walkin toward me. He is short but can be scary at times. He has very short and curly blue and rosey pink spots on it. “Ayo Ken my man, whatssup,” Bibble says in his deep gangsta voice.
“Heyy Bibbel,'' I says. “I was just doing makeup before class.”
“Well dammnnn, you look too good kenny boy,” Bibbel chuckels, rubbing his hand together. “Are you hoping to impress someone??? Maybe Sonic?”
I blush and punch Bibble in the arm. “Bible!!” I squeal. “Don’t say that so loud! What if Sonic heres?!”
Sonik H. Hog has been one of my alltime besties since we were little kids. He moved into the house next to mine when we was six years old, after his mom dyed of cancer. We used to always have sleepovers and play at each others houses. When we got older I ended up getting a huge massive crush on sanic!! He is always sweet and funny, and he is on the highscoool football team…but i know Sonic deson’t see me the same way. So i will keep my love a secret so it doesn;t ruin our twelve year long friendship!!
“Hot diggity dawg Ken,” BIbbel says very loudly. “You know, I think Sonic is crazy in love for you too! But he’s too much of a pussy to do anything about it.”
I am becoming more and more embarased at this convo, and really realllyyy don’t want anyone to hear us. “Can we please just drop this, Bible?”
“Fine dude whatever. But I’m serious, I think Sonic likes you back. And you’re going to have to tell him eventully…”
I roll my baby blue eyes all the way to the ceiling. “Yeah sure whatevs.”
At that moment, i see that Naruto, the most popular boy in school is coming my way!! He has a big smile on his face, and he fistbumps me. “Hi Ken, dattebayo!!” he said.
“Hi naurto. Congrats on being voted for school prez.”
“Bibbleybadiepoo!!!” Bibel shrieks at naruto.
I gasp and swing around to glare at Bible. He has always hayted Naruto, but that doesn’t mean he can be mean! “OMG Bibble that is so rude!” I yell. “Don’t tell Naruto he has a fat ass, that’s so mean. You don’t even mean it in a yass bitch slay way, either.”
Naruto looks so confused when I say that. “Ummm LOL do you know what he’s saying datbuyh?” nartuo asks me.
“Ya, it’s the weirdest thing ever,” I say. “I know what Bibbel is saying, but nobody else ever understands him for some weird reason.”
Bibble glayres at me.
“That’s cool datebyol!!” Naruto says. He does a ninjutsu hand sign. “Anyway I’m having a party tonight at my house dattebayuh! Do you wana come? There’s chicks and dicks and booze and al that shizz…..DATEBAYO”
“Oh um haha I don’t know.” I shyly say and tuck a singel strand of goldan blonde hair behind my ear. “I’m not very good at partiess……….”
“Come on man it’ll be fun daitbayo!! A lot of cool people are going to be there dattebayo. I already asked Sonic and he said he’s coming too daitbayo.”
S-SONIC?? I think to myself. But Naruto said there’s going to be have girls there!! What if Sanic falls in love with someone while I am not there??? Or if he sexes with other people! Now i HAVE to go.
“I’ll be there!!” i exclaim, and Bybble cheers beside me. “Thanks for inviting me Naruto!”
Naturo did five more ninja hand signs. “I’ll see you there datebayo!! And by the way call me Nart dattebayo! Everybody calls me Nart, especially my friends dayebayo!!”
I nod my head exitedly. “Bye nart!!!!!”
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~~~At home~~~
“Awwww man dawg, you gonna be the coolest cat at the party man!” Bibel exclaims. He just helped me pick out an outfit for Nart’s party. It took almost five hours becuz i just wanted to look absolutely perfect!!
I look over my sholder at my butt in the miror, and dammmm that leather pants make me look so so fucking good! I bite my lip shyly at myself. “I don’t know Bible…don’t you think the pants are too much?” I says. I don’t wanna look like I'm trieing too hard to impress Sonic.
“Nah man, they give you the biggest the BIGGEST dumpty man, Sank is gonna be all over you tonight~~” Bobble says. “And who knows?? Maybe you will find someone betta than Sonic to take care of you (wink wink)”
“Better than Sonic?” I laugh. There’s no one better than Sonc. Trust me, I’ve known him since were kids and nobody even holds an candle to him. Sonic is the only boy for me.
Speaking of Sonic…I check my phone and see I got a new messages from him.
SONIC: hey ken are you going to nart’s party tonight??
Hmm… I think to myself. I could tell him the truth OR I could surprize him by showing up!! I giggel to myself. I’m such a genius!
KEN: noooo…you know i don’t rlly liek parties :((
SONIC: oh OK. that sucks maybe next time???
OMG I'm such a genius! I imagine how happy Sonic will be when he sees that I’m actually at the party! I put on one more layer of bright red lipgloss, then blow myself a kiss in the mirror because I’m such a hot smarty pants.
“HURRY UP!!” Bibbel yells from downstairs. “The limo is here!!”
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~~~At the party ~~~
Naurto’s party is in full swing when i get there. It’s a little bit scary TBH…there are so many people on the dancefloor, and the music is so loud my earbuds might burst!
But at same time im exited!! There are lights flashing in all colors and a fog machene. I see a hotub and pool outside, and there are many tabels of the most delicious yummy looking foods i’ve ever seen!
Also, Naruto hired my favorite singer, James Charles to perform! “ARE YOU READY SHITSTERS???” he screams into his pink bedazzled microphone, hyping up the crowd.
“Oh shit!!” Bibel claims beside me. “I need to go dance!! Are you coming Ken?”
I bite my red lips. I don’t know…I really want to dance, and really want to see James Charles up close, but I’m a bit nervous abot the crowd. “I’ll just stay here for a bit, Bibble. But you go have fun! I promise I’ll be OK.”
Bibble nods at me, then flies into the screaming crowd. I watch as he runs to the front of the stage,where James is twerking furiously in his magenta bodysuit and cowboy hat. “I LOVE YOU JAMES!!” he screams. But because i am the only one who can understand Bibble, it sounds like “BABIDIEDADAPOO” to everyone else.
I watch Bibble on the dancefloor until I heard someone whistel at me. I turned to see Eren Yayger staring at me. He is leaning against the wall with a bright red dirnk in his hands. His chestnut brown long hair is falling sexily over his forehead and his smirking at me.
“Hey kitty,” he says seduckitvely, staring at my ass. “Hot pants. They would look better on my bedroom floor tho.”
My face turns bright pink and I cross my arms. “I already told you Aron!!! I’m not interested!!”
For sum reason, Erren always likes to flirt with me when he sees me. But Eren is a total playboy!! I don’t know why he lieks me so much, but I don't want anything to do with him! Besides, I only have eyes for Sonic…
“Don’t be like that kitty kat~” he purrs. “I won’t bite. But I am sure suprised to see you here. Is this your first party?”
“Ya…nart invited me and Bibble, and he said lots of people i know will be here. I still don’t like parites tho…”
“Thats cool ig. Everyone knows you are a goodie two shoes anyway. But your at a party so here, try this.” Eren Gayer gives me a red cup full of liquids that smell gross.
I wrinkle my nose at the smell. “What is it?'' I ask.
Aaron grins. “Whiskey and vodka!!”
I gasp! Alcohol?!?? OMG, my mom and dad would totally KILL me if they knew I went to a party where there is alcohol!!! And Eren…i can’t believe Aehren would try to give me that!! He should know that it is so bad for you and people who drink booze go to hell!!
“EREN NO!!” I scream. I slap the drink our of Eren’s hand, and it spills all over the floor making it all sticky and wet.
“WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CRAZY BITCH SLUT??!!” Eren yells at me.
I slap Eren straight across the face, the crack sound loudly booming throughout the room! “Take that you bastard!” I yell.
“THAT’S IT!!!” Eren scremas, his eyes turning bright red. “I’M GOING TO END YOU!!! TATAKAE—”
“Omfg KEN! There you are!!” Bibble screams, suddenly arriving. “You need to come with me right now!! I saw Sonic and Knuckles together on the balcony! I think they are going to kiss!”
My heart plummets to my asshole.
Sonic? With KNUCKLES?? Screw this stupid fight with Eron, I need to stop them right now! I punch Eren in the face so hard he falls over, and then start running to find Naruto’s balcony.
“SONIK!!” I scream and push myself through the party crowd. I throw the balcony doors open, and see Sonic and Knukles together. Their faces are only inches apart, and Sonik slowly closes his eyes like he is going to kisses Knuckles! “SONIC WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING??”
“KEN???” Sanic yells when he sees me. He pushes Knuckles away off his body and covers his mourth. “I thought you weren’t going to come?!??”
“Well I’m here now,” I say like a badass, and place my hands on my hips. “And I cannot believe you! Why are you kissing Kunckles right now?”
Knuckles cracks his fist and looks me up and down. “He likes me, that's why you weirdo. Does it bother you or smth? Why? Are you in love with Sanik??”
Sonic’s jaw drops. “OMG ken are you in love with me?” he looks so disappointed and disgusted in me my heart feels like it is braking.
“NO!!” I scream. “No of course not why would I be in love with Sonic??? We have known each other since we were kids.”
“Oh yeah?” Kunckels says lifting an eyebrow at me. “If you don’t love Sanic, then who are you in love with??”
“I-I,'' I stammer. I can’t tell Sonic I love him, not now! Panicking, I scream and point in a randum direction. “I’M IN LOVE WITH HIM!”
It is quite for a second until Sonic starts yelling. “YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH HIM?????????”
I look at where my hand is pointing, and see I am pointing directly at Squidward, the most sexy but baddest boy in the school. He has a chiseled face and a large, handsum nose and six seexxyyyy long legs that went on for days.
I gasp when handsum Squidward turns to look at me pointing at him. His massive dark brown chocolate onyx black hole orbs stare at me, and I feel like he can see my hole soul.
“Ken…” Sonic says sadly, and he somehow looks even more disappointed in me than before. “You like him? Really?”
“I-I-I—”
Fat tears start to build in my Pacific Ocean blue eyes. I can’t bear to look at Sonic when he is staring at me like that. In fact everybody is looking at me!! I just can’t take it anymore!!!!!
I am so embarrassed that I run all the way home, ignoring Bibel when he yells at me where i’m going. I just can't beleive how horrible tonight was!! I throw myself onto my mega ultra supreme king sized bed with baby pink goose feather pillows, and cry and cry and cry. I cry so much because Sonic totally hates me, and is in love with Knucles!
I hate my life!