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Casa Wawanakwa

Summary:

What if all of the Gen 1 contestants lived together in what would be the most chaotic colocation to ever exist?

Essentially a list of random scenarios that would happen if this happened. Enjoy

Chapter 1: Pennies

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Noah: If I had a penny everytime someone I knew became bald on national tv,

Heather and Sierra groaning in the background

Noah: I'd have two pennies. Which isn't a lot, but it's still weird that it happened twice.

Chapter 2: Alcohol

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Gwen: If you guys had a drink every time you manipulated someone in the show, how drunk would you be?

Lindsay: Maybe a little tipsy?

Justin: Definitely drunk!

Heather: Wasted.

Alejandro: Dead.

Chapter 3: I'm over it I swear

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Gwen: I've always felt guilty about the whole love triangle thing during world tour. Courtney swore that she was over it and forgave me in all stars, but I still have that feeling that she's not entirely above what happened yet.

Trent: What makes you say that?

Gwen: She has "Boyfriend kisser" as her alarm.

Trent: Oh-

Chapter 4: Blogger problems

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Sierra: being active on most blogs about Total drama has its perks! I get to know everything about my roommates, it's so useful when we're arguing! I also get to know about what ships are popular, the fanfics, the fanart, I've seen it all!

2 years ago:

Sierra: ohhh, r34? Is that a new blog? It even has a total drama section!!! Can't wait to see what's on there :D

Sierra, eye twitching: I've seen it all.

Chapter 5: Jealousy

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Justin: Watching World Tour, taking notes.

Katie: What's going on with him? He's been pausing and replaying every single scene with Alejandro in it and writing things down.

Sierra: I'll add that to my ship list now thank you :)

Cody: Actually, he's jealous of his manipulation skills and feels like he copied his strategy from Action. He won't admit that Alejandro outdid him so he's been taking notes to improve in case a new season airs.

Katie: Oh!

Sierra: Is Alejustin a good name?

Cody: facepalms

Chapter 6: Truth or Dare

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Geoff: Truth or dare?

Noah: Truth.

Geoff: Did you have a crush on Alejandro during World Tour?

Noah: Dare.

Gwen: Go confess to Alejandro.

Noah: I'm not playing anymore.

 

Chapter 7: Izzy and birthdays

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Lindsay: Alright everyone! Katie's birthday is coming up, so we have to get planning on the party. Who's doing what?

Izzy: Oh me! Me! Can I bake the cake?

Everyone protests instantly 

Bridgette: Last time you tried to cook, you set the kitchen on fire.

Izzy: Oh come on it wasn't that bad!

Trent: You set the kitchen on fire while trying to make PASTA.

Izzy: Well I'll go buy the drinks then-

Leshawna : ABSOLUTELY NOT. Last time you went out to buy the drinks you got drunk immediately and got arrested.

Izzy: Well, accidents happens! Sometimes we make small mistakes!

Courtney: You got banned from the entire state of Florida that night.

Izzy: So?

Courtney: WE LIVE IN VANCOUVER. HOW WAS THAT A SMALL MISTAKE.

Chapter 8: Slushies

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Cody: Why are your tongues purple?

Noah: We got slushies! I had a red one.

Alejandro: I had a blue one!

Cody: oh!

Cody:

Cody: OH

Lindsay: ...You drank eachothers slushies?

Chapter 9: Slushies pt.2

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Lindsay: CODY!

Cody: What's up?

Lindsay: I finally understood the slushie thingy! Courtney and Duncan are so adorable together :)))

Cody: awww! What happened?

Lindsay: Well, Duncan's tongue was green, and he had a blue slushie while Courtney's was red! So they must have made out afterwards to make green :D

Cody: Are you sure you didn't mean a yellow slushie?

Lindsay: Oh no! It was Gwen that had a yellow slushie, not Courtney! She looked oddly nervous when she was with them though?

Cody:

Lindsay:

Cody: Lindsay? You know what that means right?

Lindsay: ...Duncan drank Gwen's slushie?

Chapter 10: BFFLs(?)

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Sadie, setting up a camera: Is this on? Alright let's do this Katie!

Katie, off camera: Oh boy.

Sadie, dragging Katie: We are the BFFLs!! Best!

Katie:

Sadie: ...come on Katie.

Katie, groaning: ...Friends!

Sadie: For!

Katie, sarcastically: ...life!

Sadie: We're like, so connected, that we always finish eachother'...

Katie: ...

Sadie: we always finish eachother's...?

Katie: oh, sorry you were saying?

Sadie: UGH! Why won't you do our super motto with me???

Katie: We've been doing this so many times, can I have a break?

Sadie: But, what about our super mega choreography of love?

Katie: Our what now- You know what? I need to be alone for a moment.

Sadie: WAIIIIIT!!! What about our super mega hyper wonderful hand, feet, elbow, neck, leg, wrist, chest, thigh and butt shake I created for us???

Katie, taking off her beads and walking away: I really need to grow out of that friendship...

Sadie, running after her: KATIEEEE YOU FORGOT ABOUT OUR WEEKLY TEA PARTY!!!! AGAIN!!!!!

Chapter 11: New season!!! ...yay???

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Lindsay: So, we received a letter this morning, stating that a new season of total drama is officially announced and that Chris is going to pick us up in 10 days. I think we took it pretty well!

Courtney: on the phone with her lawyers, a bottle of whiskey in her hand

Gwen: Screaming and crying

Izzy: On the roof, screeching

Tyler: Repeating to himself that he likes girls

Owen: Running around, naked

Heather and Sierra: Shaving their heads while laughing hysterically

Ezekiel: Somehow turned feral again

Duncan: Yeah princess you're totally right... Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to set myself and this whole house on fire.

Chapter 12: The responsible one

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Courtney: This was a horrible idea.

Izzy: Then why did you agree to come with me?

Courtney: Well one of us will have to convince the cops to let us go when we inevitably get arrested.

Chapter 13: Izzy and cooking

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Justin: So, what are we eating tonight?

Izzy, staring at the dinner she burned: Regret.

Chapter 14: Drugs

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Duncan: Say no to drugs!

Courtney: You know Duncan, I actually agree with you! You're improving sooooo much :)

Duncan: You won't have the money to sustain an addiction anyway.

Courtney: Annnnd I should have seen this coming.

Chapter 15: Drugs pt.2

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Courtney: Say no to drugs!

Duncan: Say yes to drugs!

Noah: Either way you're talking to drugs, so you're still high no matter what your stance on drugs is.

Chapter 16: Slushies pt.3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Cody: Duncan, Gwen, tell Courtney what happened or I'll tell her.

Duncan: What do you mean?

Cody: Fine, playing dumb I see. Courtney, I'm sorry to tell you this, but... Duncan is cheating on you with Gwen.

Duncan, Gwen and Courtney: WHAT??????

Cody: HEY don't you start trying to deny it!

Courtney: No, Cody, you don't get it. Duncan and I aren't dating.

Gwen: And I'm over Duncan.

Cody: Huh? But what was the whole slushie thing then? His tongue was green, he had a blue slushie and Gwen had a yellow one so they HAD to have made out right?

Duncan: Actually... Noah?

Noah, coming with a yellow slushie in his hand: Yeah?

Cody: OH. Well that's sorted. But then why was Gwen blushing with her yellow smoothie?

Gwen: Yeah...

Courtney: ...about that.

They stick their tongues out, revealing an orange color.

Cody: 

Duncan:

Noah:

Courtney:

Gwen:

Cody: I'm out.

Notes:

PS: some of you may have noticed that in another chapter, Noah made out with Alejandro. Don't worry he didn't pull a Duncan there, it's just that there aren't any solid relationships throughout the shorts. I just go with the flow :)

Chapter 17: Gays

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Cody: So. Gwen likes girls,

Gwen: Yup!

Cody: Courtney likes girls,

Courtney: Exactly!

Cody: Is there anyone in this house that likes boys?

Alejandro: I do!

Cody: Whatever.

Chapter 18: Business

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Tyler: I like your new dress Lindsay!

Lindsay: Thanks! I got them for 50% off.

Tyler: Nice! Although, I would like it even better if it was 100% off winks.

Lindsay: What? Shops don't give clothes away for free?

Tyler: No that's not what I meant-

Lindsay: Jeez Tyler, that would be an awful way to run a shop.

Chapter 19: Numbers

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Izzy: Hey guys, can you try and guess what number I'm thinking about?

Geoff: 420 heh.

Izzy: Now Geoff that's really immature of you. Alright anyone else that takes this game seriously can give me a guess?

Eva: 69?

Izzy: It's 69 yeah.

Chapter 20: New season pt.2

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Trent: Guys! For this new season what do you think the theme will be? Season 1 was classic, season 2 was cinema, and season 3 was travel.

Gwen: God I hope we get a break this time. Maybe water themed?

Beth: Or maybe something more academic related? I'm getting tired of physical challenges.

Duncan: It'd be sick if it was in a prison!

Everyone just stares at Duncan

Duncan: ...Or not I guess.

Heather: I'm not picky, as long as we get treated like actual human beings this time... And also not at risk of losing our hair.

Sierra: I second that.

Izzy: 20 bucks that the season is gonna be some wild shit like shooting the episodes in an active war zone and the teams are the different factions that fight in that war. Either that or fairies all around. No in between.

Chapter 21: Sleep

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Courtney: Izzy? You're awake at 9 am?

Izzy: Huh- What?

Courtney: GUYS! IZZY IS AWAKE!! AND IT'S 9 AM!!

Many people arrive

Trent: No way! Izzy you're improving your sleep schedule so much! We're so proud of you!

Izzy: uh- YEAH!!! SURE... TOTALLY!

Everyone cheers

Noah, whispering to Izzy: They don't know that you haven't slept yet, do they?

Izzy, whispering back: Don't you fucking dare.

 

Chapter 22: Balconies

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Lindsay, on her balcony: Crying, due to her recent breakup.

Izzy: Hey, it's okay, let it all out...

Lindsay: Thanks Izzy- Wait, how did you get on my balcony??

Izzy: That's a good question-

Chapter 23: Slang

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Lindsay: Sierra, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean? 

Sierra: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later. 

Lindsay: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Heather. 

Sierra: Wait- Lindsay, no- 

Chapter 24: Slang pt.2

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Lindsay: Heather, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean? 

Heather: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later. 

Lindsay: Ugh, Again?? Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Owen. 

Heather: Wait- Lindsay, no- 

Chapter 25: Vacations

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The cast on vacation:

Heather: *visits as much stores as possible*

Lindsay: *goes to the beach often to tan*

Duncan: *visits as many bars as he can*

Harold: *goes to the nearest comic-con*

Alejandro: *goes clubbing and flirts with everything that moves*

Izzy: *visits as many police stations as she can*

Chapter 26: Slang pt.3

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Eva: So. We can all agree that Lindsay went to see us right?

Owen: Yeah! She went to ask me twice in under 30 minutes...

Heather: Aw! Try 5 times in 15 minutes.

Gwen: Someone's gonna have to explain it to her properly before she all drives us crazy.

Sierra: Yeah, but how? She doesn't understand it when we explain it to her.

Lindsay: Hey Sierra! Can I ask you something-

Sierra: LINDSAY YOU'VE ASKED ME 3 TIMES IN THE PAST FIVE MINUTES.

Chapter 27: Stabbing

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Trent: Do you guys think stabbing someone is okay?

Courtney: Depends on the person.

Alejandro: I mean as long as they consent to it...

Izzy: It's only illegal if you get caught.

Gwen: NO???? Guys what the actual f-

 

Chapter 28: Pasta.

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Lindsay: Ketchup on pasta is good!!

Alejandro: DIOS MIO LINDSAY. You did not just say that.

Courtney: Well I cut my spaghettis.

Gwen: Courtney I'm really disappointed in you right now.

Duncan: Well I BREAK the spaghetti before putting it to cook.

Cody: *fainting in a corner*

Izzy: Well I love microwaving raw pasta with some water, combine it with an omelette and call it carbonara!

Everyone: Izzy what the actual fu-

Bridgette: Guys. It's Izzy. Why are you surprised?

Chapter 29: Nightmares

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Shortly after World Tour, when the cast just moved in.

Noah: GUYS!! THIS IS BAD... I just had a nightmare that Chris signed us up for another season.

Leswhana: Don't worry sweetie, it was just a nightmare.

Gwen: ...I actually dreamt about it aswell.

Sierra: Me too!

Izzy: So did I!

Noah: See? I told you all! WE'RE DOOMED.

Leshawna: Now calm down. I don't think they're good references. She points at the three of them. The first one is on the brink of psychosis, the second one is bald, and the third one is just Izzy. We'll be fine.

 

Chapter 30: Single

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Katie, walking towards Lindsay's room: Hey Lindsay I was wondering if-

*Walks in on Lindsay and Tyler making out*

Katie, slamming the door: -nope. Well then I guess I could see Bridgette-

*Walks in on Bridgette and Geoff making out*

Katie, slamming the door once again: -NOPE. Man couples are really lovey-dovey today aren't they? I guess I'll go talk to Cody-

*Walks in on Cody and Noah making out*

Katie, practically running away: -EVEN THEM???? *She sighs* well, hopefully one day I won't be single... I'll just go to my room.

*Walks in on Sadie, laying on the bed with flower petals all around*

Sadie: Hey Katie~

Katie, slamming the door: AAAAAAAAH- W-well. That leaves me with only one option...Izzy?

Izzy: Yeah?

Katie: ... you have some space for me to join you on your arson party on the other side of the country?

Izzy: You're resorting to crime because you're lonely?

Katie:

Izzy:

Katie:

Izzy: You're coming.

Chapter 31: Hobbies

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Leshawna : What's your favorite hobbies anyway?

Courtney: I like singing!

Noah: I like dancing.

Harold: I like trains.

Everyone stares at him.

Harold: *sighs* you don't get it do you.

Chapter 32: Fragile ego

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Alejandro: Justin? Is everything okay?

Justin, crying: No, it's not... EVERYTHING IS RUINED.

Alejandro: Woah what's going on??

Justin: A-a mosquito just BIT ME. MY FACE IS RUINED!

Alejandro: Wait. You're seriously crying about a mosquito? Is your ego THAT fragile?

Justin: ...you literally didn't leave your room for 2 days when a girl you complimented didn't blush the other day.

Alejandro: T-that's different-

Chapter 33: Feelings

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Heather: Something's wrong.

Leshawna: Maybe you finally developed the ability to have emotions and feel guilty about what you put us through.

Heather: No, but that's funny.

Chapter 34: Sleep

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Courtney: Nothing better than 8 hours of sleep!

Duncan: Hah, try 4 hours.

Sierra: Weak. Try 2 hours.

Noah: Awww that's adorable. Try 1.

Izzy: Pathetic. 30 minutes was all I needed.

Courtney: You know, the saying is double it and give it to the next person. NOT DIVIDE IT BY TWO.

Chapter 35: Wax

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Lindsay: *crying and vomiting in the toilet*

Trent: What happened to her?

Sierra: She ate the wax from a Babybel.

Lindsay: DUNCAN TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE.

Chapter 36: Savior

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Alejandro: You saved me! Why?

Izzy: People would think I murdered you if I didn't save you.

Chapter 37: Getting along

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Bridgette: *sighing on the balcony*

Courtney: Bridgette? What's wrong?

Bridgette: I just don't understand why we keep fighting. Why can't we just all get along?

Heather: Because most of us are assholes.

 

Chapter 38: Dating advice

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Trent: Hey Noah! Can I get some dating advice?

Noah: Just because I got with Alejandro doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Chapter 39: Il(legal).

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Bridgette: If anything in the world became illegal, what would earn you a life sentence?

Sierra: Definitely gossiping.

Courtney: Complimenting people's outfits when I actually hate them.

Owen: Buying more food than my stomach can handle.

Izzy: Arson. If it was illegal, I'd definitely face life in prison.

Everyone just stares at Izzy.

Izzy, laughing : What?

Bridgette, sighing: Nothing Izzy, everything's fine...