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Greetings
Paladin: Good day fellow traveler. I'm so glad to meet you *shakes your hand*
Bard: *spins around* oh hey there.~ aren't you a beautiful one.
Wizard: Hi. Good to meet you!
Sorcerer: Hello... What, are you not going to bow to me?
Cleric: Hey! I'm a Cleric. If you need a healer, I'm glad to help. No I'm not a therapist, that's not my range of skill.
Fighter: *stands at attention* Nice to meet you Sir/Ma'am. How can I help you?
Monk: Well hi. *looks you up and down* do you want to practice our punches together? You look like you could use some training.
Rogue: I Didn't Steal Anything!- oh wait. You're just saying hi...
Rogue: know that befriending me means all your stuff is now mine, and GOD FORBID I get a bag of holding-
Necromancer: -and that's the Goblin I killed three days ago, I call him James. And that's the halfing I shot by accident, and that's-
Warlock: you aren't Christian are you...?
Barbarian: *grabs your hand and shakes it, you hear one of your fingers pop* Pleasure Meeting You! I Hope We Can Be Great Friends... But I Swear To All That Is Hellborn and/or Holy, if you piss me off-
Druid: Wanna see me turn into a goat? How about a cat? Watch this, I can get up that tree! What should I be, a squirrel- hawk maybe-
Dm: You walk into the tavern with a lump in your throat.- What do you mean you haven't named you're character yet!? I Gave You Three Days To Figure Everything Out! I Even Made A Bunch Of Suggestions! I Might As Well Have Rolled Your Stats For You!