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Lewis: Seb smiled and waved at me today.
Lewis: My skin is cleared, my day is great, and I am no longer mentally ill-
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Lewis: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Seb:...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Seb: Admit it! You like my boyfriend!
Nico: Oh, come on! I mean, am I attracted to Lewis? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around him? Yeah. Does he get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably.
Seb:…
Nico: Look, am I the kind of man who would try to steal someone else's boyfriend, more specifically yours? Sure, of course. But do I like Lewis? The answer is no. You have nothing to worry about :)
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Nico: I'm starting to think Sebastian hates me
Lewis: Took you this long to figure it out.
Nico: In my defence, death threats are pretty standard fare where I come from.
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Lewis: Seb is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
George: Punch him in the stomach, and then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Mick: Tackle him.
Valtteri: Dump him.
Nico: Kick him in the shin.
Seb: No to all of those. Please just ask me to lean down !
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Lewis sobbing: You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died?
Seb: Yeah, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.
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Seb: I hope nobody kidnaps my good friend and the Monaco based influencer Nico who lives one floor above, he always keeps the door unlocked. You can't miss it.
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Seb: Lewis and Lando just pulled me into the other room and I thought they wanted to say something serious but they just wanted to give me M&M's without the others seeing.
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Lewis: How long are you gonna let him do that?
Seb eating popcorn: Just give him some seconds.
Nico pulling a door that clearly says "push"
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Seb: I found a puppy. I'm gonna name him after Brittny
Lewis: Thats’s nice...I guess
Seb: His name is German bitch.
Lewis exhaling loudly: And there it is..
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Lewis: He made me feel things
Nico: He made you feel things?
Lewis:Yes
Nico: That Bitch.
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Lewis: Seb, do the thing.
Seb: *smiles*
Lewis: Perfection