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***(Susie creates a group chat named "AND HERE WE ARE"***

**(** ***Before Susie created this group chat)***

**Susie: heyyy meta knight I want you and like everyone else to join this group chat Im gonna make**

**Meta knight: that sounds like a ridiculous Idea, do you know the amount of chaos that will unfold?**

**Susie: exactly!!!! So PLEEEEEAAASEEEEEEE can you and everyone join???**

**Meta knight: ughh fine.**

**Susie: YAYYYYYYYYY**

(Susie invited meta knight, Kirby, king dedede, bandana waddle Dee, Magolor, Marx, taranza, galacta knight, morpho knight, and gooey to "AND HERE WE ARE")

Susie: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii♥️

Kirby: hi :D

Meta knight: this is ridiculous...

King dedede: OMGGGGMGMMGMGMGGMG HI META :D <3

meta knight:... Hi

Marx: HEY HEY HEYYYY ITS YA BOI MARXXXX

Susie: HAHAHAHAH IM LAUGH ALREADY

bandana waddle Dee: hi I am the Dee

Taranza: hi guys :)

Magolor: heyyy Susie why did you create this group chat?

Susie: cuz it's funny and like yeah I was bored

Magolor: oh lol

Gooey: HIISHAJHSHAUWUUDJJSJSJDJJJKJJJJFISHFIAHIFAHIFHAHFIHSH

galacta knight: what the

Morpho knight: E

Marx: omg real 'E"
(Marx liked "E")

(Magolor liked "E")

(Susie loved "E")

Meta knight: uhm why is everyone liking/loving E?

Marx: it's funni

Kirby: E LIKE IN THE WORD LEMON????

Susie: 🍋

Marx: omg 🍋

Meta knight: this is already interesting...

(Bandana waddle Dee changed their name to bandana dee)

Bandana dee: **yes.**

Marx: :o wowsers

Taranza: cute nickname :)!

Bandana dee: thanks!

Susie: oh btw guys you can invite any one lol

(Kirby invites prince fluff)

Prince fluff: hey what's this all about

Kirby: SUPER FUN STUFFF YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY

prince fluff: okay...

Gooey: hiahjkfosji

(Gooey invites ribbon)

Ribbon: OMGGG HIII KIRBYYYYYYY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Kirby: oh no

Meta knight: oh no

King dedede: OH GOODNESS

Marx: HHAHEHEHSHHEHEHAHEHEH

(Marx invites DMK (dark meta knight), daroach, shadow Kirby, chu chu, elfilin, rick, kine, coo, waddle doo, chilly, and burning Leo)

Chuchu: hiiiiii and omg hi kirbyyyy

Ribbon: ):0 ITS YOU AGAIN

Chuchu: ):0!!! IT'S *YOU* AGAIN

(Ribbon has left "AMD HERE WE ARE)

(chuchu has left AND HERE WE ARE)

Marx:....

Kirby:...

Susie:...

Magolor:...

Marx: sooo.... Who's gonna invited them back again..

Susie: **NOT** me

Elfilin: what have I walked in on...

Waddle doo: ikr.....

(Chilly liked "ikr")

Rick: ...

(Coo liked "what have I walked in on...")

(Kine liked "...")

Marx: what's going on...?

(Shadow Kirby changed their name to 'sk')

Sk: 😭

DMK: ihatethisihatethisihatethisihatethisihatethis

(Daroach liked "ihatethisihatethisihatethisihatethisihatethis")

Burning Leo: I LOVE IT

Burning Leo: WHEN YOU CALL ME

Burning Leo: SENORITA ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨♥️✨✨♥️✨♥️✨♥️

Kirby: :0

(Prince fluff has changed their name to fluff)

Fluff: much better

Meta knight: have things died down a bit...?

Susie: kind of?

DMK: I hate this

Daroach: :((((

Sk: i like this, c'mon dad :c

DMK: **no.**

Sk: *PLEEEEEASEEEEEEEEE?*

DMK: **no.**

Sk: your no fun

(DMK has left "AND HERE WE ARE")

Magolor: NOOOOOOO WE LOST ONEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOO

Marx: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0ØØØØØØOOOOOOOOOOOOOØØØØØØ

(Kine liked "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0ØØØØØØOOOOOOOOOOOOOØØØØØØ")

(Susie loved "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0ØØØØØØOOOOOOOOOOOOOØØØØØØ")

(Marx laughed at "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0ØØØØØØOOOOOOOOOOOOOØØØØØØ")

Meta knight: guys
Stop

Marx: D:

Susie: D:

Taranza: D:

Chilly: uhm.... I'm gonna go.. this is kinda awkward

Marx: oki byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(Chilly has logged of the group chat)

Marx: 😢

Susie: 💅

Magolor:👎

(Marx liked "👎")

Taranza: 🌸🌼

Susie: ok

Meta knight: 🗡️

King dedede:🤭☝️

Kirby: emojiiiiiii here's my favorite: 🎂🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰

Bandana dee: I... How did I not see that coming

Marx: OOOOO FAVORITE EMOJIS???? HERE ARE MINE:🐌🥚💀🤪🤗🥶🤠🤡💨👁️👄👁️🐣🍕🥓

Magolor: hehe my favorite is 👁️👄👁️ and 👑

Taranza: *MY* favorite are 🌼🌸

Rick: **mines** 🧀

DMK: my favorite is 📴

Sk: a.... Phone that's off?

DMK: yeah Because I wish I wasn't invited and I don't know how to leave this shitty thing

Susie: omg you have offended me

Marx: ):0

Magolor: ):0

Sk: ):0

(Daroach liked " yeah Because I wish I wasn't invited and I don't know how to leave this shitty thing")

Susie: ):0 DAROACH WHYYYYYY

daroach: getalife

Susie: mEaNiE

Daroach: whatcha gonna do tell your father?

Susie: ... That's the last straw

(Susie has kicked daroach out of "AND HERE WE ARE!")

DMK: nooooooooo :(

Sk: shut up

Gooey: firsfishjajsjheyywsjjsjsjsjejeeeeeeeejjejejjjjjjjjjjjjejjejejejejmcjkxjysyysuajak

Marx: wow.

Susie: WOW.

Magolor: wow

Meta knight: how'd u just know you guys (especially Marx,) would be the most talkative around here?

Marx: ok

Marx: shjwks

Marx: sjuajsjdndk

Marx: aksjdjjekwls

Meta knight: ok shut it.

(Bandana dee has logged off "and here we are")

Susie: oop

(Rick, kine, coo, waddle doo, fluff, DMK, burning Leo, and sk have logged of "AND HERE WE ARE!!"

Susie: NOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOoOoOOo

Meta knight: shut UP.

Marx: how about NO.

**\_\_\_\_\_one hour later\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_**

Marx: gUyS no one has said anything in like a hour

Susie: it was dinner time we were all probably cooking and/or eating

Marx: oh well.....

Marx: WHo WAntS tO pLaY a gAMe????

Kirby: MEMEMEMEM I LOVEEEE GAMES!!!!!!

Susie: sure we can all play, what game is it?

Marx: the game is.....

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Marx: truth. Or. Dare.

Magolor: OMGGGGG NOWYAYAYAYAYYAAY

Susie: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YASSSSSS

Kirby: ok who's going first? :3

Marx: ME OK SOOOOO META KNIGHTTTT TRUTH OR DAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

meta knight: ... Truth

Marx: AWW OKKK UHMMMMMMM

Marx: is it true that you like sweets ?

Susie:YASSSHAHAHAHAAH

Meta knight: ...

King dedede: OH YES HE LOVES SWEETS ESPECIALLY IF ITS CHOCOLATE!!

meta knight: DEDEDE!!

King dedede: well sorry someone had to answer

Marx: hehehe meta knight it's your turn to truth or dare someone

Meta knight: ... Fine. Taranza truth or dare

Taranza: hmmm truth

Meta knight: uhm (noo I suck at thinking of questions)

Taranza: it's ok you can skip if you want

(Burning Leo has entered the chat)

Taranza: perfect-!

Taranza: burning Leo truth or dare

Burning Leo: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh truth

Taranza: what's your favorite song? (If I don't know already..)

Burning Leo: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME SENORITA OFCCCCCCC

taranza: knew it...

Burning Leo: OKKKKKLKLKKKKSKSKSKS KIRBY TRUTH OR DAREEEE!??????!?!

Kirby: I'ma be a lil daredevil and choose dare

Burning Leo: SING I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME SENORITA!!!!!

Kirby: alright... Here I go: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME SENORITA ✨ I WISH I COULD PRETEND I DIDNT NEED YA SMT SMT O LALALA

and that's all I remember of the song

Burning Leo: 100000000000/1 AMAZING I LOVE IT SM TYYYY

(Burning Leo liked "alright... Here I go: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME SENORITA ✨ I WISH I COULD PRETEND I DIDNT NEED YA SMT SMT O LALALA")

Susie: yassss

Marx: good job now kirby you gitta t or d someone

Kirby: OKAY-! Marx truth or dare

Marx: pfft is that even a question? Dare ofc!!!

Kirby: oookayyyy I Dare you to write the most stupidest poem!

Marx: ok uhh here:

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I wish you didn't smell, like you took a poo

Susie: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Kirby: must I tell you I do not smell like poo ):0!

Marx: ok ok whatever susie truth or dare

Susie: hmm truth

Marx: what's the worst thing you said while sleep talking

Susie: hmmm well once I had this sleepover with the mages and fransica said that I said...

Susie: I like to twirk the day away with (muttering)

Marx: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHSHW AHAHHA AHAHSDHAJ SHDJSJS

(Marx liked "I like to twirk the day away with (muttering)")

Kirby: hehe that is kinda funny

Susie: the worst part is... idk what I was dreaming of...

Marx: I bet it was smt stupid anyways

Susie: yeah.. anyways...meta knight truth or dare

Meta knight: truth

Susie: what was the stupidest thing you said when using auto correct?

Meta knight: oh goodness uhm

Meta knight: probably when I was trying to say 'yeah I saw it already' when it changed to 'yeah I was it's alright'

Susie: interesting...

Meta knight: when can we end this game I'm getting boreedddddd

Marx: ok fineee we can stop playing :(

(Sk has logged on to " AND HERE WE ARE")

SK: what I miss

Marx: a lot.... A LOT....

Sk: damnit

Susie: it's fine you can join the text game

Sk: what next game?

Susie: oh we were playing truth or dare..

Sk: oh can we play my favorite game?

Susie: what's that?

Sk: would you rather!

Susie: OMGG I LOVE THAT GAME OK YOU GO FIRST

SK: Kirby would you rather fight me or Susie!

Kirby: oof uhm no offense but probably you bc your easy...

Sk: I know lol

Kirby: okay! Daddd would you rather eat cake orrr fruits!

Meta knight: me?

Kirby: yeahh

Meta knight: uhhhhh fruits. More healthy...

Kirby: D: I LIKE CAKES THOUGH HHH

Meta knight: I know you do but anyways

Meta knight: Marx would you rather eat from a dumpster or drink from the school toilet

Marx: oh no that's hard uhhhhhhh probably the dumpster

Meta knight: yeah I probably would too- unless the toilet was clean MAYBE

Marx: yeah but uh Susie would you rather make a robot version of me, or Magolor?

Susie: that's easy. Magolor ofc, I think he's more powerful than you

Marx: ):0 your no longer my friend

Susie: bruh

Magolor: bruh

Marx: ... I was joking. You know that right..?

Magolor: no we didn't know but on with the game already

Susie: okay taranza would you rather have the ability to change the past, or look into the future?

Taranza: the past

Susie: why didn't I see that coming

Taranza: ok Magolor would you rather eat a rat or a spider?

Magolor: EWWWWW WHY DO I HAVE TO ANSWER THATT???

taranza: becuz

Magolor: EW DEFINITELY NOT A RAT

Taranza: so-so you'd eat... A spider?

Magolor: yeah I guess

(Marx liked "so-so you'd eat... A spider?")

(Susie loved "so-so you'd rather eat... A spider?")

Taranza: why do you guess think that's funny! It's not..

Magolor: whatever ok sense you have been so quiet, galacta knight would you rather be blind, or never see colors?

Galacta knight: that's dumb. Ofc not see colors. Obviously the best answer there

Galacta knight: ok morpho knight would you rather have your browsing history checked or your text messages?

Morpho knight: did you copy that online?

Galacta knight: yeah.. I'm kinda too tired to think of anything

Morpho knight: hmm I guess text because I kinda only text on here

Marx: LAMEOS

______3 hours later_______

Marx: wahahahah why is no one on

Susie: dude it's like bedtime go to bed

Marx: :( I hate sleeping I want more chaos I want more chaos!!!

Susie: stop sounding like a 4 yr old who can't get that one special barbie they want. I'm going to sleep too, so goodnight

Marx: ok fineee goodnight everyone

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Hello! Sorry I have not been making any new chapters! 

I have not been in the Kirby fandom for awhile, so I haven't worked on anything here. 

When I am back into Kirby I'll start working on this again!