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Green-haired weed man gets put in a maid dress please help him :(

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Really stupid idea I had for cafe ruina

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"Guys!" Malkuth slammed open the door to the break room, making all of its occupants jump in surprise. "I just got a really good idea to help with boosting PR." Yesod raised an eyebrow from where he was sitting on his phone. "And what would that be?" Malkuth took her phone out from the pocket in her apron. "I heard about this thing over in the J wing where some cafés have their employees dress up in maid outfits." Yesod already didn't like where this was going. "I just ordered an outfit, and I think we could really attract more customers if we did a photoshoot with one of the employees in the dress." Yesod looked over at Hod who had stopped reading her book on the sofa, an expression of terror plastered onto her face. He looked back at Malkuth. "This is a bad idea." Malkuth shook her head. "It'll be here tomorrow, and I already know of a perfect candidate to participate."

The next day, when Yesod came in to work, he heard an odd shuffling from the break room. "Is this really necessary?" He heard Netzach's voice. "Oh, you're doing fine. Now pose like this." Yesod heard a sigh of defeat. Curiosity got the best of him, and he opened up the door. There stood Malkuth, camera in hand, taking photos of a very embarrassed Netzach. A very embarrassed Netzach who was wearing a traditional maid's outfit, as well as a cat-ear headband. Netzach noticed Yesod, and gave him a very pleading look. All Yesod could do was take out his phone, snap a photo, and go start preparing for the day.