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dear diary
clownpierce broke into my house, stole my doors, and fucked my mom.
… well not that last part.
But he still screwed me over!!!! I want that man to eat shit!
that's why I'm going to throw a door at him. once I get one of course. fuck you clown for stealing my doors
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today subz was holding a door except not anymore because he tried to hit me with it but dropped it instead.
now you may ask. diary. why aren't I hitting him with Annihilate and leaving him in limbo for three days.
thats easy
the doors funnier
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fuck
I lost the door
<- he lost the door
actually that's the wrong way for the arrow to go. what
| he lost the door
better
anyways time to find another catboy to get a door from. or I can just anger subz by calling him a furry again and hope he pulls out the door
bad news: subz did not pull out the door!
good news: I found the door!
bad news: clown stole it :<
good news: I have a hammer subz threw at me!
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so I threw the hammer at clownpierce's head and got my stuff back.
That's the end of these shenanigans. yep. truly the end
ended really fast huh.
how weird.
it's probably nothing tho
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CLOWN ALMOST HIT ME WITH ANNIHILATE but i dodged the blow because im so epic and cool
anyways i am going to beat him with a door now
get doored idiot!
we're rivals now!!!!!
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today clown stole all my doors and left a note with coords on it.
it's probably a trap but it's the only place where my doors are so
i must. rip me but i must.
fell down a pit owies. my ass hurts now fuck you clown
walljumped my way up. I WILL GET REVENGE
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building epic trap to kick clownpierces ass
im going to throw doors at him lol
HE'S IN
door attack
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branzy threw me off a cliff today.
im getting revenge
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threw a door at him. revenge gotten. get fucked branzy
clownpierce stole my doors again!!! prick <- im gonna get him
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prince zam more like prince doors because i keep throwing doors at people.
maybe i should do other things. like expand my EPIC CASTLE or buy some anti-mapicc spray
(he keeps sniffing around... weirdo.)
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CLOWNPIERCE BLEW UP MY HOUSE mapicc is now sniffing around HIS house. with intent to kill.
no killing happened tho because i am a responsible princely goat man and i do not let violence happen on my watch!
(ok mapicc started biting and eating chunks of clowns flesh and that weirded me out so much i instinctly threw him off a cliff. clowns fine now dw)
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as reward for saving him from mapicc's bloodthirsty cannibalism clownpierce gave me my doors back. thanks :>
now my house is made entirely out of doors.
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PLANET BLEW UP MY HOUSE HOW FUCKING CRUEL AND MEAN OF HIM rude ass mf >:(
planet made me... a new house... omg so kind and special of him how sweet omg :>
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mapicc has cured his cannibalism with bacon (and i dont mean the guy)
apparently it tastes just like people??? somehow???
(also hes sorry for the eating clownpierce incident)
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mapicc has built a room in my house. what's wrong with this man. seriously dude you cant just do that
anyways branzys being annoying so me and mapicc are getting his ass
it's gonna be a full out war yknow. tnt cannons and stuff
butttt. you wont be able to see it diary. you wanna know why
because this is your very last page. goodbye.