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“WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?” Matt yelled. Ryan Magee laid on the floor, blood pouring out from the bullet hole on his crotch. “I-I thought it was a toy gun!” Justin proclaimed. Matt bent on his knees as he processed the horror he had just witnessed. His mouth wide open. Justin stood there shaking, gun in hand. He looked at his gun in terror and hastily threw it to the other side of the room. The blood from Ryan’s balls sprinkled onto Matt’s face and into his mouth. Matt was paralyzed enough he did not realize the ball blood on his tongue.
1 minute earlier the boys from the hit gaming channel with 1 million subscribers SuperMega were having the time of their lives playing cops & robbers. Justin was the cop, Ryan & Matt were the robbers. They were wearing cheaply made costumes from Party City. Since the “male” costumes of a cop & robber were out of stock at the store the boys went to, they had to buy the ones for “women”. Forcing them to wear tight, revealing, sexy, outfits. At home, Ryan & Matt roleplayed breaking into the SuperMega complex, Justin being inside and protecting the precious Timbs the boys have been receiving from the Megheads (Supermega Fans). Justin stood there with arms on his hips, legs spread apart, ready for any sort of danger he would encounter. He let out a little toot as a growl to Matt & Ryan to stay back. Matt opened the window to the kitchen, trying his best to not let Justin hear.
“Ladies first.” Matt said to Ryan, bowing.
Ryan let out a cute giggle, blushing and climbed through the window. His tight skirt ripped a little as he pushed his legs inside. Matt blushed. Matt soon followed Ryan and they were in. Justin’s toot made him get the poopy tingle so he ran to the bathroom. The crooks tip-toed out of the kitchen and into the living room. Near the living room stood a shelf of Timbs graciously sent by Megheads (Supermega Fans), with a light showcasing the shoes. Ryan grinned and immediately sprinted towards the Timbs. Then a gunshot was made. Ryan, shot, fell to the wooden floor and howled as he laid there wailing in pain. This is how it happened.
“L-listen I mixed up the toy gun with the real gun, t-they were very similar and so I shot Ryan thinking a fake bullet would come out!” Justin anxiously explained. “I shot him in the balls because I thought it would be a funny joke!”
“YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?” Matt yelled. “HOW COULD YOU MIX THEM UP?”
“I’M FUCKING SORRY OKAY WHEN I WAS DRESSING UP I COULDN’T FIND THE GUN THAT WAS INCLUDED SO I ASKED YOU FOR ONE” Justin breathlessly said. “YOU WERE THE ONE THAT GAVE ME A REAL GUN, THIS IS YOUR FAULT!”
“W-What!?” Matt replied, heart dropping down to his belly. He stood up.
“WEREN’T YOU PREPARING FOR DUCK HUNTING BEFORE THE ROLEPLAY AND TOOK A GUN WITH YOU?”
“YES I DID TOOK A GUN BUT I SWEAR IT WASN’T THE TOY GUN”
Ryan continued to stay on the floor praying for help but Justin & Matt kept arguing.
“H-help my balls!” Ryan shrieked. Biting his teeth as even more ball blood was shooting out everywhere, even staining the Timbs! SMH😤
After the girls stopped arguing, Matt apologized for the mix up and shook hands with Justin.
An ambulance was soon called, the medics tried their best to not let all the juice from Ryan’s balls run out. Unfortunately, they were too late. Ryan, without his ball juice, his 3 inch cock failed to operate like how it used to with Ann Watson. The doctors said that they could not give him surgery to restore his ball juice, but Ryan needed genitalia so he could keep masturbating to hentai And so, they spent the past night operating on Ryan Magee, giving him a vagina. After Ryan’s sex change, Matt rushed into Ryan’s room, Ryan was on the bed and smiled at the sight of Matt. They both had a good talk about what had transpired last night, laughing it off as Matt apologized to poor Ryan Magee.
“While I am happy that you can still masturbate, what about our Saturday night threesome with Dale Watson?” Matt asked.
“Well you and Dale could both be inside me now.” Ryan responded.