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My heart was pounding as I walked up to Yuya, I was so nervous if he was going to say no. How could I live if I could not marry my sasuke?
“U-uh yuya senpai?” I said, with my eyes like this 🥺, and my hands like this 👉🏻👈🏻.
“Yes? What’s up?” Yuya asks.
I put on my best uwu cute anime girl voice. “Would you give me the blessing to let me marry my spicy handsome hot pretty boy sasuke, the lofe of my life? Pretty please with a cherry on top nyaah?”
Yuya stares at me for a moment, and thinks. I don’t know why he was thinking. The immediate and obvious answer is yes.
I am a very fabulous girl with the most beautiful grassy green orbs of sight and I had the most lovely personality I’m also a super powerful ninja and I beat up buff 7 foot tall men every single day 😊.
He can’t do better than me. No girl is better than me.
Not even stupid Sakura and her beautiful forehead.
My forehead is better actually.
After what felt like an eternity yuya finally spoke. “Hmm I’ll only let you marry him if you can make him smile.”
Oh no, the impossible task!! I had to make SADsuke smile! How shall I ever make my poor sad honey boo smile???
“Okay, I will do it.”
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When I went home I cried and I cried and I cried because I did not know what to do. How could I get my precious sadsuke to smile?? He is a beautiful but emo boy, I was tasked with something more impossible than Yuya shutting up about smiling.
Maybe he will laugh if I smack Naruto in the face?
But no I can’t do that because Naruto is a sweetie pie honey bunch and if I hurt him that would bee so sad.
I need a new idea. Maybe I should call up my brother Gru and his minions?
I call them on my pink fone and I told him to come to Sasookay’s house right away. He said ok.
So me went to my Sasu-bae’s house and I told him that I have a surprise visitor from him. And then Gru crashes down into the middle of Sasuje’s house in his helicopter, playing the song HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER!
Then all of his little yellow beans spilled out of the helicopter and tried to make jokes and Sassysuke. Nothing worked and he was still looking frowny.
Then I decided to say, something. I decided to say the truth because my lover deserves to know that.
“My handsome 😍😍🤩🥰spicy🥵🫣🫣🥵🥰😘 boy sasuke, pls babe, you must smile for me or else we can never be married. Pls I want to be urs 4eva.”
“Omg of course my cupcake, of course I will smile for you.” And he smiled so I took a picture. Then he continued to use his vocal chords. “Babygirl, you can be mjne forvwrr, I will give you the world. let’s get married mmmmwah!” And he kissed me on the lips and then he gave me a wedding ring and then we got married and yuya is the one who married us and he said we are a beautiful couple and we always smile .
I made sadsuke happysuke.