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It was a night like any other. They laughed, play fought, and memed around like they do every day. So why, out of all people, did this happen to them..?
"Yo, can you give me a squirt?" Wilson asks. "AYOO???" Vanta yells. Vezalius half laughs, half gasps under his breath, shocked at what Wilson just said. "Oh c'mon, I mean give me some of the toothpaste! Don't you DARE twist this into something it's not Vanta!" Wilson then takes the toothpaste out of Vanta's hand. "I'm starting to understand why everyone calls you a himbo. I mean, did you forget that you were holding the toothpaste??"
Vanta has that "I totally forgot" ashamed look on his face, and the other boys noticed immediately.
"Gosh Vanta, you completely forgot, didn't you?" Vezalius chuckles a bit, enjoying Vanta's suffering just a tad bit more than what would be considered normal.
"I.. look, okay?! It's not my fault! I was holding it for so long, and we were just chilling, we were just vibing, and I kinda forgot!" "Yeah, yeah. Like how you forgot the word "squid," so you called it a mouth?" Wilson teased. He was never going to let Vanta live that down.
Vezalius sighs happily, and starts brushing his teeth while he lets the other two banter.
"OKAY, LOOK-"
And that's how the rest of the night went. They joked around, bullied each other, had play arguments; all while getting ready to go to sleep together (which all homies do, of course). It took them a while, but eventually they were all in bed; ready to fall asleep.
"Bien, bonne nuit tout le monde!*"
"Ah, bonne nuit!*"
"Bon.. bun.. huh??"
"Haha, my bad Vanta. Good night, better?"
"Much."
"Jeez, Wilson.."
~~~
Vezalius was the first to get up. He yawned, sat up, and stretched out his arms. He looked to his left and saw Wilson peacefully sleeping. He then looked to his right and saw Vanta snoring his head off, and chuckled a bit. He never got tired of waking up first, because it always meant he got to see the boys when they're in complete peace. It was nice, in a way. It reminded him that they don't hate his guts, and are willing to put their guards down around him.
CRASH
"Ah, fuck!"
"Oh my goodness, are you alright?!"
"God damn it, again?"
Vezalius was more than concerned. What was that crash? Who were those voices? Were one of the voices hurt? How did they get inside the house? He had so many questions, but no answers. He decided that the best course of action was to wake up Wilson and Vanta, then go find the intruders together.
"Wilson! Vanta! Get up, there's someone in the house!" Vezalius shook both Wilson and Vanta. Vanta got up almost immediately, but Wilson? Not so much.
"Ughhh, stop messing Zaliii.. I'm tiredd.." Wilson complained, and then flipped over. This was nothing new, he was always groggy in the morning. Normally it wasn't that much of a problem seeing as Vezalius was very patient with him, and would give him all the time he needed to get up. Vanta, on the other hand? Not as patient. Especially since today they had an actual reason to get up.
"OW!! What the fuck Vanta?!" Wilson yelled, rubbing his cheek. "I'm sorry for slapping you, Wilson, but you gotta get up! Zali said there were people in the house!" Wilson perked up hearing that they were in danger.
"There's intruders?! Why didn't you say so??" He jumped out of bed and grabbed a heavy book from the desk. Probably Zali's book on learning how to play guitar, but it would have to suffice.
"I did say that though.." Vezalius dejectedly said, though under his breath.
After a few minutes, the boys were ready. Vanta had unplugged a floor lamp and was holding it like a bat, Vezalius had a steel water bottle, and Wilson was ready to throw his book at any second. With their pajamas and their very threatening "weapons," they finally headed out of their bedroom, trying to figure out where the noise was coming from. Luckily, they didn't have to guess for very long.
"Oh my gosh, come here! Are you hurt? Are you bleeding?? Should I get my bandages???"
"No, no, no, I'm fine! Promise!"
"Jeeeezzz, you need to be more careful! What if you got seriously hurt?!"
"Awww, were you worried about mee~?"
"I- NO! It's just that Zal can't drive, I hate driving when I just get up, and an ambulance would be like super expensive, so I wanted to avoid that scenario at all costs! That's all!!"
"Sure, sureee.."
The boys looked at each other, and nodded in agreement. It was coming from the kitchen.
They creeped as slow as possible, as to not make any noise. Right when they were on the corner, they stopped to plan out their attack.
"Okay, I have a plan." Wilson whispered. "I'll go in first and throw the book at them, then once they're all caught off guard you guys'll knock them out, we can tie then up with Zali's bandages, then we can figure out what to do next." Vezalius and Vanta gave each other a look then nodded in agreement.
Wilson took a big, big breath, blew it out; then went in running.
"OKAY FUCKERS, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IN MY HOUSE, BUT I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS GONNA HURT LIKE A MOTHERF-"
A loud "BANG!" can be heard as Wilson drops the book then screams in shock.
“Wilson??? Are you alright?? What happ- OH MY GOODNESS!!“
“Yu?? Why’d you drop the book, everything al- WHAT THE KNICK KNACK SNIPPER SNACK??!“
Both Vezalius and Vanta stop dead in their tracks, and drop their respective “weapons." Because what was standing in front of them was utterly incomprehensible.
Or more like who was standing in front of them.
Standing in the Krisis boys' kitchen was them. As girls.
"C'EST QUOI CE BORDEL?!*" One of the girls screamed. She had yellow twin tails and looked very similar to a certain hit- hero. "Why do you look like me?! Who are you??? What are you doing in my house?!" She continued.
"Your house?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR HOUSE?? THIS IS MY HOUSE, WHO ARE YOU???" Wilson interjected. "UM, NO, THIS IS MY HOUSE. YOU TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!!" "NO, YOU LIAR!! THIS MY HOUSE AND YOU WILL TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!!"
This conversation was going no where. And Vezalius knew that if he didn't do anything, they would just keep screaming at each other.
"ENOUGH!" Vezalius yelled over the two of them. They both fell silent and looked at him, along with the other three people in the room. "Obviously this scream-off is going no where, and it seems as though they're just as confused as we are. So how about we all sit down and just talk this out?"
"He's right, y'know." The girl with almost the exact same black shoulder length hair as Vezalius said. "You screaming at the top of your lungs isn't going to help anything, Yuki."
Yuki, now being called out, looked embarrassed. "I- whatever! That was my plan anyways!!" "Uh huh.. I'm sure it was Yuyu." The tallest girl with short black and blonde hair gave Yuki a look that showed that she wasn't convinced.
~~~
The six were now sitting at a circle dining table in the dining room, doing nothing but staring at each other. No one had dared to say a word. Especially Wilson and Yuki, who were in a very aggressive staring contest; not letting the other out of their sight.
"So.. uh.." Vanta spoke up, trying to break the uncomfortable silence. "I know everyone is kinda upset, but I think we should go around and at least introduce ourselves. I'll go first; my name is Vantacrow Bringer and I'm a hero at A.S.H. One of my favorite foods is white cheddar popcorn!" For a few moments, no one says anything; just looking at each other. Then the tallest girl looks at Vanta with a confused face.
"Is. is this supposed to be a joke?" She asks. She looks at Vanta as if he was pulling a prank on her, or that he was trying to make a fool out of her. "A joke? What do you mean?" The girl only scowled at the non-answer.
"I mean the fact that everything you just said is exactly what I would of said. Other than my name being Vantina and not Vantacrow, you got me down to a T. We even look similar! What is this?" Vantina, who now had a very upset look on her face, sat back in her chair and crossed her arms.
"Yeah, she's right!" Yuki added in. "I overheard you guys call that blonde liar" she glares at Wilson, and he glares back "'Wilson' and 'Yu.' What the hell? My name is Yuki Wildaughter, why is your name so similar to mine? And why do you look like some 5/10 knock-off of me if I was a guy?" She questions, now shifting the party's attention from Vanta and Vantina to her and Wilson.
"You calling me 5/10 is funny, when you literally look like a knock off Rin figure." Wilson combats. Yuki just rolls her eyes and scoffs. "I don't know what the hell is happening, or why you all look exactly like us, but this prank isn't funny. Where are the cameras, huh? What, are you all some fangirl stalkers or something? If you wanted an autograph, all you had to do was ask." Wilson smugly says. The other boys look at each other then roll their eyes, knowing that Wilson will never get over his fame from being a hero.
The Vezalius look-a-like sighs. "I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Besides, you can't be that popular if I've never heard of you, so there'd be no point in getting your autograph." Wilson lets out a tiny squeak, then sits back in his chair and looks away embarrassed.
"Anyways. My name is Vezalina Bandage. I can speak French, Japanese, and English for the most part. I also really like crème brûlées." She fiddles with her left earring as she speaks.
"Oh, me too!" Vezalius agrees, and the others notice that he seems to have some sort of shine in his eyes after hearing the mention of his favorite food. "They're so good! Normally I don't really like sweet things, but crème brûlées just do it in a way that nothing else could dream of doing! Gosh, I could talk about them for hours!"
"はい, はい !* The way the sugar is so crispy, yet the custard is so creamy and soft; ugh, I could just die! God, what I would not give to have a crème brûlée right about now!" Vezalina seemed to be almost glowing by much she was smiling.
And so the next 15 or so minutes were filled with Vezalius and Vezalina gushing about their favorite French foods. After a little bit, however, they all got back on track and had introduced all of themselves and had talked a bit about their situation.
"Hmm; this is all so strange though.." Wilson said, his face in a somewhat confused but focused state. "So you're telling me that everything in your.. 'world' is the exact same as ours, just that your bedroom is on the left instead of the right? If that's true, that's such an odd detail; why would that be the only changing factor?"
"Yeah, I mean, our room has always been on the left." Vantina spoke up, stretching her arms. "Why would that only be a problem now?"
Everyone was silent, all in their own heads. Why was this happening? How was this happening? Hell, whatwas even happening?
"Oh! I just remembered something!" Vezalius exicitedly said. He went from slouching and having his hand on his chin to sitting up straight, with his hands flat on the table.
"Yeah, Zali? What is it?" Vanta inquired. He (and seemingly no one else) had any leads, so he was more than willing to listen to what Vezalius had to say,
"I remember seeing something like this happen in an anime I watched before! Apparently the world the MC lived in had a opposite world connected to it, and whenever the same two people did the same exact thing at the same exact time; the next morning they would of switched bodies! What if that's what's happening to us, but instead of us switching, our worlds collided somehow?"
Everyone was silent. Was all of this caused by some anime plot some probably 14 year old thought of?
"Vezalius." Wilson said with no emotion. "Tell me your fucking trolling." He looked at him dead in the eyes.
"Why would I be trolling??" Vezalius semmed genuinely confused by Wilson's statement.
"B-because!" Wilson stuttered. "There's no way in hell that are lives have been subjected to a fucking anime plot! I mean, c'mon! What could we have even done that was the exact same as them?!" He gestures to the girls. "I don't know if you noticed, but they're girls!! There's no way we could of done the same things as them!!"
"What's wrong with us being girls, huh?" Yuki said suddenly, in a voice deeper than her regular one. She stared daggers into Wilson's soul. So much that if you looked closely, you could see a tiny little drop of sweat drip down his forehead. "Do you have an issue with us that we should know about?" Everyone could tell that if Wilson didn't choose his next words very carefully, those might just be his last.
"Ah, uh, nothing!" He put his hands up in front of him in surrender. "It's just that as girls, surely you guys would do things differently then we would, with us being different genders and all! So I just can't imagine there being any overlap, that's all!"
Yuki seemed to accept that answer, as she sat back in content while WIlson let out a sigh of relief.
"Well, uh.. anyways." Vanta spoke. "What did you guys do yesterday? We need every detail to see if Zali's hunch is correct."
"Nothing much, really." Vezalina said, brushing her hair with her fingers. "We just stayed inside all day, playing MInecraft together. Nothing out of the blue or strange, honestly."
"Yeah! I mean, we also baked some cookies! They were really good!! God, Zal, I'll never get over how good of a baker you are!" Yuki adds, smiling remembering the delicious chcoclate chip cookies Vezalina had made yesterday.
Vezalina blushes lightly at the compliment. "Ah, you give me too much credit, Yuki! But thank you, that means a lot."
"What?! No fair, how come you never make us cookies, Zali?!" Vanta whines.
"Haha, you guys never asked!" Vezalius says, trying to cheer up Vanta. "I could though, if you really wanted me to, Vanta."
"Really?!" Vanta lights up. "Let's go!! Oh, I'm actually so exicted!! Aaah, we ball! We're balling so hard right now!"
"Jeez, you're such a child Vanta." Wilson criticizes and rolls his eyes, but he smiles none the less. Secretly, he's just as exicted for Vezalius' baking as Vanta is, but he would never say so out loud.
"Guys, let's not have another food ranting session, please." Vantina laughs. "Besides, we still have to figure out if we did anything similar yesterday. Really we didn't do much. All I can remember super clearly is Yuki speaking French to confuse me last night."
The girls giggle a bit, remembering the funny moment. The boys, however all perk up and look at each other with the same expression on their face.
The face of realization.
"Wait.. what exactly happened last night? Like, word for word?" Vezalius asks the girls.
"Oh, uh. I think I said something like 'bien, bonne nuit tout le monde,' then Zal replied with 'bonne nuit.'" Yuki says, with a bit of confusion in her voice. "Why?"
"Because, that sounds like exactly what we did last night." Wilson saays. "Keep going, next was Vantina, I think?"
"Yeah, that's right. After they said whatever they said, I tried to copy Zal, but I didn't do that good.." Vantina said chuckling at the memory of her trying (and failing) to say "bonne nuit."
"Then, after that you told her that 'bonne nuit' means 'good night,' right Yuki?" Wilson asked, almost certain of the answer. Yuki merely nods, but that was more then enough for him.
They all fell silent. They couldn't believe it. All this confusion, all this insanity was caused by a fucking French joke?
"God damn it, Yuyu! You're telling me we could of avoided this whole situation if you didn't decide to make fun of me for one night?!" Vantina was pissed. Sure, the joke was funny in retrospect, but funny enough to warrent this whole mess? Not by a long shot.
"Well, excuuusee me! Sorry for just trying to make our night a bit more fun!" Yuki huffed, and crossed her arms.
"Guys, guys! There's no point in arguing now, what's already done is done. Plus, there are still questions that are left unanswered. Like, why did our worlds come together, instead of switching? And why is our bedroom placement the only thing that's different between us?" Vezalina said, trying to ease the tension between her two best friends.
Yuki and Vantina both took a breath, then calm down. Vezalina always seemed to way a way to bring them back together and fix their bad mood.
"She's right, how about we all go and check to see on what side the bedroom is on? Maybe that'll bring some insight on the situation." Vezalius proposed.
"But Zali, we just came out on our bedroom earlier. We would of totally noticed if we came out form the left instead of the right." Wilson countered.
"Can we be certain though?" Vanta questioned. "I mean, we did rush out in a hurry. And besides, with all the weird stuff happening, I wouldn't be surprised if it moved while we were out of it or something like that."
"It never hurts to try!" Vantina agreed. "Besides, we've been sitting here for a good thirty to forty minutes, and my foot is starting to fall asleep. I would love to get up right about now."
"Honestly, same. My neck is starting to hurt; I wouldn't mind a little walk. Maybe stretch my legs out too while we're at it." Yuki chimed in.
"Ah, はいはい ! Who knows? Maybe we'll find something interesting!" Vezalina smiled optimistically. "So, WIlson? What'll it be?"
Willson crosses his arms and looks away. "... Fine, whatever.. this was my plan all along anyway!" Wilson blushed lightly, then got up and started to walk to the hallway on his own.
"Hmm, do I sense some deja vous?" Vantina teasingly said, dirtecting her attention to Yuki.
"Oh, so now you know French? Very funny." Yuki also blushed and got up to go to the hallway.
The rest laughed a bit at how similar Wilsona and Yuki actually were, then also got up to check on the bedroom.
~~~
"What the fuck."
"Are- is this- seriously?"
"Oh my goodness..."
"They're just trolling, right? Right??"
"I.. what?? Why???"
"... Where are my ropes- ahem bandages?"
The group had found two surprises wating for them at the end of the hallway. The first was their bedroom placement. (Well, more like bedroooms.) One was on the right, and one was on the left. The right had a sign that said "homies" while the left had one that said "besties." The signs were a new addition that none of them recongized, but that wasn't the reason why they were so surprised. Oh, no, no, no.
That was reserved for the second surprise. Taped on the bathroom door (which was inbetween the two bedrooms) was a handwritten note which read:
"hi guys!
u might be wondering whats going on, and thats ok! thats what this note is here to explain! u see, me and pomu (being the gods of nijisanji and all) were thinking that there wasnt enough chaos happening! sooo, we forced convinced shu and scarle to help us put a spell on all the nijisanji livers! what was this spell? well its easy! its what me and pomu like to call "the very pog and epic spell that collides ur 2 worlds into 1" spell! sooo, because both wilson and yuki had the great idea of bullying vanta and vantina at the same exact time, u guys were the victims recipients! c:
[extra note from Pomu]
Oh, and to not make it awakard, we brainwashed you guys into thinking your rooms were on different sides so we would have an excuse to have two seperate bedrooms! In your true reality, your bedroom was straight-on, while the bathroom was on the right and an extra closet was on the left! Aren't we so kind~?
Also! No one else will know/realize that anything is different. So, to them, all six of you guys living together and existing in the same world is just a regular Tuesday! So make sure not to tell anyone about this; unless you want them to send you to a mental hosipital! ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶
- Gods Luca and Pomu (Pogmu)"
Safe to say that there were lots of screams, throwing around of objects, and profanities being shouted that morning. It was almost as if they could hear a certain pair of gods laughing at them in the distance...