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Hewwo, my name is Stanley wanley. I’m not like the other guys at my average office job. I guess you could say I’m… different. I constantly make out with my beloved bucket, which many of my coworkers bully me for, and I’m also in love with the hottest narrator who’s ever written a story. I desperately want to tell him soon, but he’s so scary, I don’t know if I can :(
Anyway, I’m going to see him today, he’ll probably make me run around and do whatever he desires as usual, but I’m going to try and confess to him today. Wish me luck!
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“When Stanley wanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.” Narry poo stated, hinting at a command. He’s so hot when he tells me what to do…
“Eh- Stanley wanley? What did you say?”
Eep! Did I say that out loud?
“N- n- nothing Narry poo!” I manage to squeak, despite my embarrassment. I quickly rush through the right door- wait? Did he say left or right door? I suppose I’ll find out soon enough…
“Stanley wanley… you’re making daddy angry…” Narry poo growled, I guess I must’ve picked the wrong door! “You don’t want to see me when I’m in my alpha form…”
I panicked and hastily blurted out, “I- I’m sorry p- pookie bear! I was d- distracted by how b- big and s- strong you sound! You must look so h- hot!”
Narry poo paused for a moment, unsure of how to respond. “Is that really what you think of me, kitten whiskers?”
I nodded, desperate for him to know how I truly feel. “Y- yes Narry p- poo! I l- love you and I w- wish I could s- see you, because I h- have every faith that your l- looks are just as h- handsome as y- your voice!” I said as my orbs glinted up at him with hope.
“Very well Stanley wanley, I will let you see my physical form after all this time.”