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"Fuck off." Seto Kaiba glared at the black fluffy cat laying down on his keyboard. Man just wanted to work from home today but he didn't expect to babysit a fucking cat.
Bastet nuzzled against his keyboard as if to make a point against leaving. "mmrow."
Seto squinted his eyes, trying to pick the cat up off of where it was perched. Her tiny paws were holding onto the keyboard, so he ended up picking it up with her.
With a loud groan, he set her back down, threw his arms up dramatically in the air and stomped off somewhere.
Seto decided to make a quick meal from the kitchen. Bastet didn't move one bit, until he came back into the room, sitting on his bed. She got up off the keyboard, sitting right in front of him.
He didn't notice until he looked up from his phone. Licking her muzzle, she jumped at him, stealing a bite of his meat sandwich on the plate. She sat on his lap as she munched.
Seto exasperatedly sighed. He let her have the rest of his sandwich, pushed her off of his lap and onto a pillow, and while Bastet was distracted he sat down to work. He got a small amount of work in before she noticed she wasn't on his lap anymore.
She strutted over towards him, rubbing against his legs and purring.
"What do you want." He folded his arms, now unable to focus.
"mmrow." She jumped up onto his lap, curling up again.
"Say it in words."
"mmwow?"
"You can talk if you had the willpower to. Anyone can do anything but only a select few really succeed."
"meow."
He sighs, giving into petting the cat's head, scratching her ears. "Stupid fucking creature."
She simply purred in response, happy to finally get attention from her master.
In the end, he was unable to get any work in, it was getting rather late, but Mokuba was amused to watch this all unfold at least. He wouldn't dare ruin their alone time.