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    “If you play any operas,” Crowley growled, “or classical music or Shostakovich, I’m going to cut off your internet for a century.”

    The pianist stared at him, blank as God’s useless hand.

    It went like this:

    Crowley put his plants back in his apartment, first.

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    Or, Crowley goes to that extremely alcoholic breakfast at the Ritz, anyway. Aziraphale is allowed to get a little angry.
    (Contains Season 2 spoilers!)

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