Work Text:
(Legoshi Parker/Spiderwolf enters his bedroom window and starts taking off his costume. A light flashes on all of a sudden).
????: Legoshi!?
Legoshi: Oh! Jack! I... um... I can explain.
Jack: This is what you've been hiding all this time!?
Legoshi: I'm sorry, Jack. I wanted to tell you, but I--
Jack (starts crying): I don't believe it! Am I a freaking joke to you!? I thought you were my friend!
Legoshi: I am your friend! Things got complicated and I--
Jack: No wonder you never took off your shirt in front us back at Cherryton!
Legoshi (utterly confused): Huh?
Jack: How could you keep this secret from us!? We would've totally understood why you'd rather shower with your shirt on!
Legoshi: Why do I get the feeling we're not on the same page?
Jack (wipes his tears): Did you really think I couldn't tell the fact that you have nipples!?
Legoshi: Eh, Jack... are your eyes working fine? Did you lose your glasses again?
Jack: Of course they're working fine! You think I can't see those two huge silver dollars on your gorgeous pecs!?
Legoshi: That line's just begging to be taken out of context...
Jack (hugs Legoshi): I love you, you big, stupid hunk of wolf! You don't have to keep secrets from me!
Legoshi: It's not you, Jack, it's my enemies! They'd hurt you or worse if they knew my secret identity!
Jack: Secret identity?
Legoshi (to himself): (I knew I should've let Louis Osborn blow me up to kingdom come...).