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mattholomule stand up
mattholomule:hey steve can we
mattholomule go pure and see that big half brother always sleep
mattholomule:hhh
steve wake up i i come to late hexside
steve and mattholomule mom:matt let your brother alone he need a sleep ok
mattholomule:sure mom
mattholomule hugs mom and go
mattholomule think:i come to late
jake:hi matt
mattholomule:huh
jake:yo look up dude
mattholomule make head up and see jake and with aunt
jake:gm
rita:jake you can him later talk ok i come to late and you too and your friend
mattholomule:hey jake is that ok i too with fly plz
jake:sure
mattholomule fly with jake and jake aunt
and fly to hexside
mattholomule see amber and derwin
both go to the both
amber:hh good
mattholomule:what wrong
amber:hi matt ^^
both hugs
jake and amber kiss
mattholomule notcie that amber spanish talk had at jake
mattholomule ask always what have they talk
derwin:we see us sis
amber:same ^^
three go hexside
mattholomule had think
no idea what
mattholomule see barcus and jerbo and viney
mattholomule think a new magic to learn but that is forbidden
amber:hey matt
mattholomule:huh
mattholomule look amber and jake
amber:you ok
mattholomule:yes i am ok don’t worry ok
both nod
later
mattholomule look the bard class and see friends amber
teacher:good job mrs.whispers
amber smile:thanks ^^
amber see mattholomule and wave
mattholomule wave back and go
mattholomule had Human Appreciation Society
mattholomule is a presient
Gus Behold. The wonders of the human realm. [Picks up the paper clip.] This little fella's one of their most valued objects. It aids in the compiling of printed wisdom, the scratching of gunk from under your nails, and my favorite... It even mimics the sounds of the human ocean.
[He proceeds to twang it.]
Gus Aah! The human realm. So beautiful. [Walks over to the chalkboard.] It's safe to say that the pay-per-clorp is a stunning testament to human ingenuity. Any questions?
[He turns around to face the rest of the club. Eileen, Bo, and the unicorn Bard track student are all falling asleep, and Mattholomule looks thoroughly bored. He raises his hand.]
Gus Ah! Our newest member: Mattholomule.
Mattholomule A-Augustus, is this what the president of the Human Appreciation Society thinks passes as "Human Artifacts"?
[Gus looks confused.]
Mattholomule Because at my old school, [Pushes aside Gus' stuff.] we had real treasures.
[Mattholomule empties his bag onto the desk, dumping out a rock painted to look like a cell phone, an egg with a skull painted on it, and a shoe made out of mud, leaves, and twigs. They're labelled "cellular phone", "human skull", and "sports footwear" respectively. The other members of the club gasp and lean closer to them.]
Bo So real.
Boy Wow!
Bo I—I wanna touch them.
Mattholomule Go ahead. In my club, we didn't have any dumb rules.
Gus [Gasps and turns to his list of rules.] Shh. He didn't mean that.
[Gus glares at everyone touching Mattholomule's objects, then takes them away.]
Boy Hey!
Bo What?
[Eileen grunts.]
Gus Well, this isn't your club. Thankfully.
Mattholomule Exactly, who thinks I should be president?
Eileen I do!
Bo Mattholomule for prez.
Boy I'm an undecided voter. I wanna touch all the objects first.
[Eileen and Bo talk over each other as Gus picks up the "phone".]
Gus These are fakes.
Bo [Gasps.] What?
Mattholomule [Stammers.] You can't prove that! [Inhales.] You're just trying to distract these human appreciators. You're afraid of getting kicked out of office. It's your word versus mine.
[Eileen mumbles.]
Bo I don't know what to believe in anymore.
Boy My faith in Gus has been broken.
[Gus walks backwards into the chalkboard. He looks at a newspaper clip with a picture of Luz on it.]
Gus What if I brought in an expert?
Mattholomule Yeah, right. Who can you find that's a bigger human expert than any of us?
Gus How about a real human?
[Eileen mumbles.]
Bo Why the secrets?
Boy Show don't tell, man.
Mattholomule Yeah. Uh-huh. A-And you've never brought your friend here. Why?
Gus Well, she's busy. She's got a job. But I'll bring her in tomorrow. She'll prove I'm right.
Mattholomule [Scoffs.] Ah, sure you will, Augustus. Sure you will.
as that done is
mattholomule go cafeteria
mattholomule tell amber and laugh
amber and jake laugh not
amber:ähm matt is truth i am a bats and i have hear
jake:i have she see so i was with willow and augustus
mattholomule:i i see
jake:you ok buddy
mattholomule :ugh no
i i think or not
i
mattholomule look eat
mattholomule:i think too join coven but i am not sure
i i want like that my brother with me time had or yes
but i want like how he but i hh i don’t know
amber smile and pat mattholomule head
jake:hey just stay you are ok
amber:yeah you know i had too make i want like how my adopive parent raine but
my parent rsine say always just be yourself
mattholomule:huh
mattholomule look both friends
mattholomule:you had right just be yourself
thx you both
both:np
later
luz and gus have mattholomule save and mattholomule is always the presient
amber and jake run to mattholomule and help stand up
jake:you ok
mattholomule:ugh yeah
but my head
later
jake:bye
both:bye jake
derwin:hey devil bats
amber smile and go
as mattholomule at amber arm hold
amber look mattholomule
mattholomule:you had right amb just be yourself
amber smile and hugs
amber:that is nice
we see us
mattholomule:same ^^
mattholomule go to steve
steve had always sout guard outift
steve:mattholomule you have to a bit with me come ok
mattholomule:sure brother