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A young woman is killed in a police standoff as a bystander, and her gods take pity on her granting her new life as her favorite character…
“I never wanted to be the villain, and I have to watch out for backstabbing cousins?? Hell no, she can have the throne I’m getting the fuck out of dodge and becoming a traveler of the world”
“——- take me with you, I will protect you with my life”
“With my flaming sword I could protect you the best”
“No my CAT-tastrophe magic is the best”
“Did you just make a pun? Anyway I’m the sexiest she’ll pick me”
“Get along or no cuddles for anyone.”