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“Huh? Is that a fucking puzzle?”
Shidou squinted at the screen in front of him trying to figure out what the hell this puzzle thing was.
“What the hell, who recommended this game? I cant fucking do puzzles!” Man this was irritating he's not a thinking type of guy he'd much rather just beat up whatever was keeping him from winning.
“Ugh this sucks, why are there like words in another language! I can't read this shit!”
One of his viewers had recommended this game to him and the name had sounded cool, he was pretty sure it was in english but it's not like he can understand that shit.
So now he was here live trying to solve some fucking puzzle in english in front of thousands of people. Chat was trying to help him.
They were telling him which pairs should go together but everyone was saying different shit so it was not really helping. “What the hell guys make up your minds! Everybody is saying something different, also some fucks are speaking in english! I don't understand what you're saying!”
Shidou drops his head against his table with an annoyed sound. This was possibly the worst idea he's ever had, he's never listening to anyone ever again.
Maybe he could just give up. It's not like he was going to solve this shit by himself and chat isn't really helping him out. With a deep sigh Shidou reaches for a pen and a piece of paper.
“I am using google translate fuck this game.” He opens google translate and starts typing the english word in. Wait what the fuck, is this game asking him to do geography or some shit.
“What the fuck is this? I dropped out of school, I don't know this shit!”
What kind of game is this? No one told him that you have to have a masters degree to fucking solve these puzzles.
He was never going to beat this game without googling these answers.
Someone from chat tells him that it's 6th grade geography.
“The hell you mean it's 6th grade geography! No way I learnt this shit in 6th grade, I've never even heard these words!”
Shidou drops back in his chair in defeat and groans in annoyance.
He hears his door open and turns to look at whoev- Sae!
“Sae-chan!”
Shidou sits up straight in his chair. Saes' hair is still a little wet and he has a towel around his body, he must have just finished his shower.
Shidou gives an appreciative whistle at the sight. Sae rolls his eyes and picks up the first piece of clothing he sees which happens to be Shidou`s sweater.
He folds the towel and puts it on the bed then he pulls the sweater on. Shidou is staring and when Sae turns and raises an eyebrow at him he just gives Sae a huge grin in response.
“Sae you gotta help me with this, I have no clue how to solve puzzles.”
Sae gives him one of his you are so dumb and beneath me stares but respond anyway.
“You don't understand 6th grade geography?”
Alright when Sae says it like that it sounds dumb but Shidou is not known for his amazing brain so it's fine. He gives Sae a huge grin and leans back in his chair again.
“Nope, also it's in English and I am not a thinking type of guy-” His smile widens and he tilts his head to the side as he continues “-you should know this Sae-chan, you`re the brain of the operation.” He knows he probably shouldn't piss Sae off if he actually wants Sae to help him, but it's just too fun and he's pretty sure that Sae is going to help him anyways.
For a second Shidou doubts everything he knows about Sae when he looks like he's going to leave and not help him at all but then Sae starts walking towards him.
Shidou is grateful and mad at the same time that his sweater is big enough on Sae and covers his ass.
Personally he would love to stare at Sae`s ass all day but he doesn't want anybody else staring.
Sae stops next to him and looks at the screen, he sighs and starts to solve the puzzle like it's some kindergarten level stuff.
“You seriously lack all of your brain cells demon.”
Sae has the same bored expression on his face as he finishes in under a minute. It's more likely that Sae just has too many brain cells himself but Shidou isn't going to say that. He stares at the door that has opened now that the puzzle is solved. He looks at Sae and smirks.
“Maybe you should quit football and pursue your dream in geography.”
Sae holds his eye contact when he responds.
“Careful demon if I quit football you'd never go pro.”
Then he turns and starts walking away.
“Besides you would have to find yourself a new midfielder too.”
Shidou laughs as he watches Sae leave. There's no way that he would wanna play football without Sae-chan. And besides Sae is smart enough to do any job it is not like he has to do geography.
“Don't worry Sae-chan, I don't want to play football without you!”
Sae closes the door without answering him and Shidous face breaks out into a grin. He turns back to the game and looks at chat for the first time since Sae came in.
Gremlinchild- Who was that? maybe boyfriend?
Cup_elf- Was that Sae Itoshi????
Gamerguy69- Dang his smart af
Yournextdoor.neighbor- hold up
iwannasleep123- that's gay as hell i know y'all saw that too!!!
ilovefootball:3- why is everybody ignoring the fact that that was Sae mf Itoshi THE Sae Itoshi??!! like hello wtf