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Chat Noir @theclawesomechatnoir
Ladybug
Ladybug @miraculousLB
@theclawesomechatnoir ?
Queen Bee @TheQueenbee
@theclawesomechatnoir yes
Alyall @ladyWiFi
@theclawesomechatnoir real (100 emoji)
Fin @livelaughladybug
@theclawesomechatnoir so true [meme of a character bowing down to Ladybug]
Chat Noir @theclawesomechatnoir
@livelaughladybug I’m stealing that meme tyvm ;3
Fin @livelaughladybug
@theclawesomechatnoir JFDSHOUAGIHODFISANGIJIDNFJOSDABNGIOANGODSBGISANBGOSHGJSDBGIJAFDSHOSABNIG
CataclyzmD @chatnoirfann
Can we just appreciate the way Chat Noir's messy hair is always getting in his eyes???? owo
Tea @hotleafwater
@chatnoirfann YESSS he is so precious 2 me <3
AliceNoir @lbcn4evr
@chatnoirfann aksbdiedhwkjej I love him so much how did u get these pics :o
CataclyzmD @chatnoirfann
@lbcn4evr I get a lot of them from various blogs or some of those hourly chat noir twitter accounts lol
AliceNoir @lbcn4evr
@chatnoirfann omg I didnt even think about those hourly bot accounts ajsiddjgird ty ^^
The Paris Scoop ✓ @TheParisScoopOfficial
Hawkmoth may be evil, but evidence suggests that he does not condone racism! Does paris’ most feared supervillain actually follow a moral code? [A short clip of an old-fashioned akuma saying some racist and homophobic things with slurs being bleeped out by editing, and then suddenly becoming unakumatized]
AliceNoir @lbcn4evr
@TheParisScoopofficial [Image of a meme in which one panel has a person with Hawkmoth's face claims "I can excuse endangering people's lives, but I draw the line at racism and homophobia" and the other panel includes Ladybug and Chat Noir saying "You can excuse endangering people's lives!?"]
Hawkmoth @realhawkmoth
My apology for what happened today [link attached to Twitlonger]
Carapace @GetCarapaced
@realhawkmoth bro what
Sal @mertherbutgayer
@realhawkmoth @miraculousLB @theclawesomechatnoir HELLO????????????
AliceNoir @lbcn4evr
@realhawkmoth omg hawkmotj has a twitrer????
ItsMeMia @OrnitorrincoRosado
@realhawkmoth ESPERA QUE EBAJAJAJAJAWDFHAUDIGHO @miraculousLB @theclawesomechatnoir
Tea @hotleafwater
@realhawkmoth @theclawesomechatnoir @miraculousLB broo
SpottyNess @issabug24619
@realhawkmoth uhhhhhhh @miraculousLB @theclawesomechatnoir @RenaRouge @GetCarapaced @TheQueenBee
sugar @theoneandonlysugar
@realhawkmoth chat is this real???
AliceNoir @lbcn4evr
@realhawkmoth @theoneandonlysugar not the double entendre (skull emoji)
Ladybug @miraculousLB
. @realhawkmoth did you know that what you are doing is very much illegal and also that you should return your miraculous to me?
Queenie @TheQueenBee
@miraculousLB bold of u to assume he would listen, even if you are ladybug
Hawkmoth @realhawkmoth
@miraculousLB what do you mean?
Ladybug @miraculousLB
@realhawkmoth [link to laws of France]
Hawkmoth @realhawkmoth
@miraculousLB I am not reading that.
Chat Noir @theclawesomechatnoir
why is Hawkmoth’s old ass trying to be relatable rn (skull emoji)
Hawkmoth @realhawkmoth
@theclawesomechatnoir I won’t delete my account unless you, as I would prefer, give me your miraculous.
Chat Noir @theclawesomechatnoir
@realhawkmoth bro rlly using full punctuation lmaoooooo
Barbie Noir @theclawesomechatnoir
took @miraculousLB to see Barbie today and tell me why we had to use a lucky charm for tissues because it was so sad?????? ALSO I LOVE WOMENNN [image of Chat Noir in a pink version of the leather suit crying at the camera with Ladybug in a pink version of her suit also crying in the background and holding a box of ladybug printed tissues]
LadyBarb @miraculousLB
@theclawesomechatnoir WHY DID YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF US CRYING??? HELP
Barbie Noir @theclawesomechatnoir
@miraculousLB sorry my lady but its too funny nd also we forgot to get a good pic of us in the pink suits lol
LadyBarb @MiraculousLB
@theclawesomechatnoir wait ur right so ig ur forgiven. We do look iconic ngl
Alyall @ladyWiFi
@theclawesomechatnoir omygosh now I feel bad I had to cancel seeing it with my bestie T-T
Pink Princess @marinettedc
@theclawesomechatnoir @ladyWiFi noooo its ok I told u I found someone else to go with me so the tickets wouldn't go to waste but at least now u know to bring tissues bc I didnt lmaoooo
Nix @mzgrtwns
@theclawesomechatnoir uhh spoilers much???
bo @boroland249875
@theclawesomechatnoir @mzgrtwns why get mad at chat noir for doing the same thing everyone else on twitter, tiktok, and every other platform is doing rn??? Plus he barely spoiled anything and why even get on social media if you’re trying to avoid spoilers?
ItsMeMia @OrnitorrincoRosado
@theclawesomechatnoir OMG WAS IT GOOD IDK IF I SHOUKD GO OR NOT
Barbie Noir @theclawesomechatnoir
@OrnitorrincoRosado totally it was so awesome :D
ItsMeMia @OrnitorrincoRosado
@theclawesomechatnoir SHKEOEJRIDJFKWW
LadyBarb @miraculousLB
Tell me why I took a "Which Parisian Superhero Are You" quiz and got Queen Bee (sobbing emoji)
Ladybug #1 Fan @LadyblogOfficialtwt
(side eye emoji)
Queen Bee @TheQueenBee
@miraculousLB Is there a problem with that?
Tea @hotleafwater
@miraculousLB lmaooo
Barbie Noir @theclawesomechatnoir
@miraculousLB (skull emoji)
Carapace @GetCarapaced
@miraculousLB @theclawesomechatnoir (skull emoji)
Rena @RenaRouge
@miraculousLB @theclawesomechatnoir @Ge . . .) (skull emoji)
Queen Bee @TheQueenBee
@miraculousLB @theclawesomechatnoir @Ge . . .) I hate you all
Barbie Noir @theclawesomechatnoir
Don't you guys love it when you get mistaken for a girl :3
Barbie Noir @theclawesomechatnoir
@theclawesomechatnoir oops wrong account sjdhdiejdj
AliceNoir @lbcn4evr
@theclawesomechatnoir R U RLLY COMING OUT AS TRANS ON ACCISENT????
Kit @chatnoirenjoyer
@theclawesomechatnoir SINDKSJDEIDBDH SLAY GIRLIE <333333
Ladybug @miraculousLB
@theclawesomechatnoir ?? check your dms!!!!
Vee @itsjustaprankhan
@theclawesomechatnoir IS THIS WHY YOUR NAME IS BARBIE NOIR AND NOT KEN NOIR???????
Twitter DMS
Alyall and Pink Princess
Alyall: [this tweet has been deleted.]
Alyall: MARINETTE
Alyall: MARIENR TTE LOO KDO U SER THIS HELL¿¥¥O¡•
Alyall: MAJRIENA ANWWSWER ME RTHT FUCKIXNG NOW
Pink Princess: huh?
Pink Princess: omg
Pink Princess: its a deleted tweet that's so crazyyyyy and interesting
Alyall: wait what
Alyall: hang on im sure someone ss it lemme find
Alyall: [screenshot of Chat's deleted tweet.]
Marinette: oh :o
Alyall: CHAT MIGGT BE TRANS THATS CRAZY
Alyall: I might have to spend all night updating the Ladyblog . . . and changing pronouns . . .sob
Alyall: but Im so tired Im gonna wait until Chat comes out first just so this usnt like a misunderstanding or smth
Pink Princess: hmm valid
Pink Princess: I just hope Chat is doing okay rn and all seeing how this was an accident
Pink Princess: and that there arent too many transphobes who would harass a literal superhero
Pink Princess: but yknow how the world is
Alyall: Mari
Pink Princess: I just wish I could do something about it yknow but it just cant be helped when people are so stuck in their hateful mindsets
Alyall: mari ik ur on a roll rn but look at Adrien's newest tweet
Pink Princess: huh?
Buttercup @aasecret
Uhm guys I feel the same way about Chat Noir's tweet but everyone is calling him? her? trans now??? am I in trouble o(-(
Nino @DJKing
@aasecret uhh I got some interesting news for you, dudette
Buttercup @aasecret
@DJKing ???????
Pink Princess @marinettedc
@aasecret !!! do u think u might feel like a girl? Like you want people to call you that way instead?
Buttercup @aasecret
@marinettedc I don't know. Maybe?
Alyall @ladyWiFi
@aasecret OHMYGOD ARE YOU FR??? HANG ON IM ABOUT TO DM YOU SO MANY QUIZZES/ARTICLES JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINS
Buttercup @aasecret
@ladyWiFi im scared ;-;
Queen Bitch @chloebourgeois
@aasecret is this why you didn't complain when I made you put on dresses and play fairy princesses / mermaids with me? Iconic.
Buttercup @aasecret
@chloebourgeois oh my god
Buttercup @aasecret
So I might be trans o.o
Nino @DJKing
@aasecret congrats sis!
Buttercup @aasecret
@DJKing :') love u bro <333
Pink Princess @marinettedc
@aasecret I'm so happy you're discovering your identity! I think I have some stuff that would fit you so you can come over to my place any time and try on more feminine clothes? But only if you want I mean I know it mighr be weird or something hahahaha
Buttercup @aasecret
@marinettedc thanks, marinette! You're such a great friend :)
Pink Princess @marinettedc
@aasecret no problem (thumbs up emoji)
Queen Bitch @chloebourgeois
@aasecret @marinettedc adrichou you can come over to my place and try on all my dresses and makeup and shoes too <3333
Buttercup @aasecret
@chloebourgeois @marinettedc thanks, chlo :))))
Max @MaxWithFacts
@aasecret According to my calculations, there is a 93% probability that you are a trans girl and a 7% chance you are genderfluid or nonbinary. Either way, congratulations from myself and Markov on coming out.
Buttercup @aasecret
@MaxWithFacts woah have I been that obvious about it? I did not even realize before.
Max @MaxWithFacts
@aasecret You have not, as Markov and I also did not realize until looking back on previous evidence.
Alix @SkaterPunk
@aasecret awesome!!! I'm with Kim rn and he says congrats!
Buttercup @aasecret
@SkaterPunk tysm ^w^
Kagami @KagamiPrivate
@aasecret I did not know what trans was but I researched it online and I am happy you could find a way to connect with your inner self. Will you tell your father, or should I pretend I do not know?
Buttercup @aasecret
@KagamiPrivate it's okay :) I didn't even learn about trans people until I was in public school. Also, please don't say anything to your mother or my father for now! I don't know when i will be able to find the courage to come out to him, but I would at least like to make sure I'm right about being trans first as well.
Kagami @KagamiPrivate
@aasecret I understand. Let me know if you would like to talk about this later.
Rose @RosesandRoses
@aasecret IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND ALSO JULEKA SAYS YOU CAN TEXT HER ABOUT IT SINCE SHE THINKS YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO RELATE
Buttercup @aasecret
@RosesandRoses thanks so much, you guys :) I might just do that.
Nats @NathanielDraws
@aasecret congrats !!
Buttercup @aasecret
@NathanielDraws thanks!
Twitter DMs
Ladybug and Barbie Noir
Ladybug: Chat!
Ladybug: are you okay? i know you tweeted that on accident but if you need to talk to me about that you totally can
Ladybug: please respond soon so ik ur ok
Ladybug: really I'm not upset
Ladybug: NOT THAT I COULD BE UPSET OR ANYTHING
Ladybug: BEING TRANS IS COOL I MEAN LIKE IM NOT SAYING ITS NORMAL FOR SOMEONE TO BE UPSER
Barbie Noir: hi
Ladybug: ITS JUST THAT I WANT TO BE SUPPORTIVE AND ALL AND I DONT WANT YOU TO FREAK OUT AND NOT TALK TO ME SO PLEASE RESOIND
Ladybug: oh
Ladybug: hi
Barbie Noir: lol
Ladybug: DONT LOL ME THIS IS SERIOUS
Ladybug: were you attempting to come out or were you just joking?
Barbie Noir: uh. So you know how your kwami somehow can tell what you want your suit to look like sobconsciously?
Ladybug: oh my god
Ladybug: is that why you look so androgynous in costume??? Why I assumed you were a girl when we first met???
Barbie Noir: uhm I think so. But after I realized that I think I feel like a girl, I transformed again and uhm ( ´▿｀;)
Barbie Noir: [Selfie of Chat Noir with slightly longer and curlier hair, boobs, and wearing a shade of lip tint similar to dark honey.]
Barbie Noir: uhm I think these titties are just foam or something because they're definitely not real even tho they look real
Barbie Noir: I guess realization is more powerful than subconscious lol
Barbie Noir: Ladybug?
Barbie Noir: u still there its been four minutes?
Barbie Noir: am I in trouble
Ladybug: sjdndijwsnjsksksdg
Barbie Noir: uh oh
Ladybug: THATS SO COO LWHAT
Barbie Noir: oh
Barbie Noir: (∩˃o˂∩)♡ thank you my lady
Barbie Noir: ur not mad my suit changed?
Ladybug: why would I be mad for you dressing how you want? It's not like you're wearing something inappropriate or anything. Also I am very happy for you :)))
Barbie Noir: idk what I would have done if you were transphobic that was rlly terrifying
Ladybug: omg no way. Also can we meet up at our spot? i'd love to see your new outfit in person :o
Barbie Noir: bet
Barbie Noir @theclawesomechatnoir
hey guys so I am officially a girl! (trans flag emoji) [Selfie of Chat Noir and Ladybug on a roof in front of the Eiffel Tower]
Hawkmoth @therealhawkmoth
@theclawesomechatnoir Congratulations. Give me your miraculous.
Barbie Noir @theclawesomechatnoir
@therealhawkmoth omg tysm <33333 Also no <3333
Ladybug @miraculousLB
@theclawesomechatnoir I'm so proud of you for coming out, minette!
Barbie Noir
@miraculousLB thank you my lady (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡
Vee (NEW ART PINNED) @itsjustaprankhan
@theclawesomechatnoir HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO AMAZING ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US (trans flag emojis) [image of a sketch of Chat Noir waving a little trans flag]
Barbie Noir @theclawesomechatnoir
@itsjustaprankhan aww thats so cute ^~^ thank you !!
Vee (NEW ART PINNED) @itsjustaprankhan
@theclawesomechatnoir JSSJDKJEDOGJWJSSJODJDET OHMYGODODOSOO????#(+÷$~》○¥●×÷
Carapace @GetCarapaced
@theclawesomechatnoir LETSS GOOOO IM PROUD OF U!!!!
Barbie Noir @theclawesomechatnoir
@GetCarapaced Thanks bro <3
AliceNoir @lbcn4evr
@theclawesomechatnoir IS THIS A DREAM OR IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING???
AliceNoir: @lbcn4evr
@theclawesomechatnoir IM AXTUALLY SO GAY RN SHES SO PRETTY
Shep @reallyinurmom
@theclawesomechatnoir @lbcn4evr uhm this is really inappropriate you shouldn't be interested in a minor and also she is a superhero, just let her do her job
AliceNoir @lbcn4evr
@theclawesomechatnoir @reallyinurmom bro shes literally older than me and also I dont see a problem with a celebrity crush (skull emoji)
Rena @RenaRouge
@theclawesomechatnoir WHAT WJDHDDHFJD SLAY GIRLIE WE HAVE TO HAVE A 'GIRLS PATROL NIGHT' OR SMTH
Barbie Noir @theclawesomechatnoir
@RenaRouge sounds fun :D
Tea @hotleafwater
@theclawesomechatnoir SO COOL THAT THIS IS REAL WTFFFFFFFF GO OFF QUEEN AJDJIEIDHDKWDJIF
Queen Bee @TheQueenBee
@theclawesomechatnoir its about time you realized.
Barbie Noir @theclawesomechatnoir
@TheQueenBee wait how did u know already
Queen Bee @TheQueenBee
@theclawesomechatnoir bc every time I tried to make fun of you for looking like a girl u thanked me instead of getting offended
Barbie Noir @theclawesomechatnoir
@TheQueenBee (; ŏ v ŏ) . . .
CataclyzmD @chatnoirfann
We live in a society. A society where Chat Noir is trans. [meme of Chat Noir holding a trans flag with 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAA' along the bottom]
CataclyzmD @chatnoirfann
@chatnoirfann help how did the transphobes find my post T-T
Jay @playboy1496583
@chatnoirfann hes literally not stfu
CataclyzmD @chatnoirfann
@playboy1496583 ratio
SpottyNess @issabug24619
@chatnoirfann WAIT WHAT LETS GOOOOO
GUyX @guyfieri101
I miss the old chat noir :(
AliceNoir @lbcn4evr
@guyfieri101 she's literally the same person but with different pronouns :/
GUyX @guyfieri101
@lbcn4evr what
GUyX @guyfieri101
@lbcn4evr OH MY GOD I HAD SUCH BAD TIMING HELP I WAS TALKING ABOUT BECAUSEBHER JOKES AND MANNERISMS HAVE CHANGED I WASNT TRYING TO BE TRANSOHOBIC
GUyX @guyfieri101
@lbcn4evr this is a really awkward wya for me to find out one of my faves came out as trans helpme
AliceNoir @lbcn4evr
@guyfieri101 LMFAOOOO
Twitter DMS
Pink Princess and Barbie Noir
Pink Princess: So proud of you <3
Barbie Noir: thanks princess
Barbie Noir: that was actually rlly scary I think my heart is like racing in my chest am i having palpatations???
Pink Princess: no thats just like anxiety
Barbie Noir: oh
Pink Princess: just lemme know if u need me to fight off the transphobes for u
Barbie Noir: rlly ? <333
Pink Princess: just give me an @ Ill be your hitman
Barbie Noir: aksdjjdf literally dont do that (ㆆvㆆ) lmaooo
Pink Princess: no promises ;)
Alyall and Pink Princess
Alyall: MARIONAF
Alyall: MARIENR DDIDBU SE E
Alyall: RN ANWER ME E DHENR
Alyall: ISTYG MIDF UCSDONT GET HERE RIGHT THEIS ISNTANT GOIGNTTO FUCKCIGN LOSE MY MIND
Pink Princess: calm down I was texting my mom TT
Alyall: oh srryt
Pink Princess: oh this is great :)
Pink Princess: Chat Noir and NotAdrien came out around the same time haha how crazy is that
Alyall: SO GLAD SHE COULD INSPIRE PEOPLE AND ALL THAR BUT I MGOING INSANE OVER HERE
Alyall: MAYBE IM A TRANS GIRL TOO????
Pink Princess: ur literally already cis
Alyall: OH YEAH
Alyall: FOROGOT MY BAD
Alyall: IM KUST SO HAPPY
Alyall: I MIGHT GO JOG A 5K
Alyall: OR SPRINT WHO KNOWS I MIGHT HAVE IT IN ME
Pink Princess: maybe just go have some ice ccream and calm down?
Alyall: OH MY GOD MARINETRW DOES THIS MEN UR GAY
Pink Princess: huh
Pink Princess: I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON CHAT NOIR
Alyall: what
Alyall: no I meant Adrien
Alyall: or not Adrien but like whatever name she picks
Alyall: mb
Pink Princess: ?
Alyall: what i didnt ment to
Pink Princess: no i mean why are u asking if im gay
Alyall: bc u like notadrien but sheslike a girl so does that make u gay likeeee
Pink Princess: Alya I'm literally bi
Akyall: WHATS
Alyall: WHY DIDNT U EVER TELL NE
Alyall: FAKFE FRIEND FAKE FRIEND FAKE FRIENR
Pink Princess: thought I told u before yknow like when I figured it out two years ago TT
Akyall: TWO YEARS????
Alyall: WTF MARI NO U DIDNT I WOULD REMEMBER
Pink Princess: either way I told u about crushes I have had on girls so
Alyall: WAIT U WERE BEING SERIOUS????
Pink Princess: yes
Alyall: SO UR TELLING EM THOSE WERE ACTUAL CRUSHES AND NOT JUST 'GIRL CRUSH'ES.??????
Pink Princess: whats a girl crush?
Alyall: OHMYGOFDDDDDD
Pink Princess @marinettedc
Today is a great day to be bisexual
Alyall @ladyWiFi
@marinettedc help (skull emoji)
Buttercup @aasecret
@marinettedc ?