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Inspired by: My daughter🥰
Creator: Her father (A/Juni)
The person ran along the paths of Sumeru, trying to catch something it appears. He trips and stumbles down a hill!
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"Sh*t!", Scaramouche says as he lands in a strange and unfamiliar place. "That hurt like hell." He groans. "Where the fvck am I?", Scara thinks to himself for a moment. He spots something in the distance...a rock?
He observes his surroundings while walking towards the object. "...Just a stupid rock, there's nothing special about it. But..something's off about the rock.", Scaramouche seemed puzzled. It seems a little odd, it's just a normal rock..so why does it feel so interesting? "Whatever, I don't really care", he says as he walks away. As Scara tries to look for a way out of the strange place, he encounters the same rock from before. "What the..I definitely saw this rock earlier, have I gone in circles?", he thinks to himself and retraces his thoughts. No, it didn't seem like he had walked in circles.
"I'll..sort this out later.", Scaramouche picks up the rock and walks along the unfamiliar grounds. "Why did I pick up this rock, what's so special about it..urgh! I just can't figure this out.", he sounded frustrated while saying that.
"A light..", Scaramouche starts running towards the light, not letting go of the rock in his hand. "This is annoying..", he throws the rock on the ground, but later comes back and picks it up. "I don't know why I feel so attached to this stupid rock, I'll ask Nahida about it..", still confused as before, he stumbles upon a house. "What the fvck..why the hell is a house down here?", it was suspicious but he walked towards it.
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There's a label on the door. " Do not enter, house of the Rock", Scara reads out loud. "What? House of the Rock..what does that even mean!", Scara sounds frustrated. "I don't care if it says do not enter, I'm tired of looking for an exit in a place that seems to go on for ages! WHERE THE HELL AM I?!", he says in a fit of rage.
Scara enters the house, but to his surprise..no one was there. However..there was a rock on top of a wooden chair that was placed in the center of the house. "Another rock..I'm getting irritated! Why do I keep finding so many of them?!, oh..now he's really mad. But he manages to calm himself down. "What good will being angry do..it's not going to help me at a time like this", Scara came back to his senses.
As he walks towards the rock, he trips and falls down. He fell to the ground and landed on something hard, but it saved him from hitting his head. "What the..why is it so hard?! What is this...", he says while seeming confused but also annoyed at the same time. "The rock from earlier..it...you saved me from hitting my head to the ground! I..I can't- , this is stupid. Why am I talking to a rock? Well..its better than talking to myself at least.", Scara looked weirded out by himself.
"I..have to thank you, I guess. I mean! It's not like I like you or anything, it's just my thanks for saving me."
"Hah, I guess you aren't so bad, Mr. Rock..Wait, wha- it's a rock! Why the hell am I even thanking it?! But..it did save me, so..fine! I guess I'll bring you along with me. However, you better help me find a way out of here!", Scaramouche finally accepted the fact that he was talking to a rock.
As Scaramouche walked out of the house, with "Mr. Rock" in his hand of course, he waved goodbye to the lovely rock in the house. But in the end, it's a rock. So it can't wave back or speak to him. "How stupid..why did I think a rock would be able to wave back", he said in a disappointing tone.
"Well..you're not so stupid, are you, Mr. Rock.", Scaramouche says, he sounded..happy.
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Days passed, but there was still no sign of an exit. "Argh! When am I going to get out of here!", he yells out loud. "Mr. Rock, you need to help too. If you're truly a friend and not a foe, then show me the way out of here", Scara sounded pretty desperate. All of a sudden, a light started shining out of nowhere! "Why is that light so bright! Wait a minute..it's a sign, thank you Mr.Rock!", Scaramouche kissed the rock out of joy, and when he came to his senses, he felt super embarrassed. "A-ah! Sorry, Mr.Rock. I uhm...I don't k-know what came over me", he couldn't speak after that. He was too embarrassed to even utter a single word after what he had done to Mr.Rock.
Finally, he mustered up the courage to thank Mr.Rock once again, for helping him find a way out. "T-thank you again..for helping me, Mr.Rock", but Mr.Rock did not respond. Why? Because Mr.Rock is a literal rock. After walking for what seemed like ages, they finally reached the area where the light was coming from. "Well..I guess this is goodbye, Mr.Rock. Thank you for everything..", Scara felt sad while saying that. He placed Mr. Rock onto the ground and said his goodbyes. Mr.Rock stayed silent. "What was that, Mr.Rock? Y-you want to come with..me?", Scaramouche felt a burst of joy course throughout his body.
In that very moment, Scaramouche's eyes lit up like a person acidentally being set ablaze while trying to commit ars0n. He genuinely felt happy. Mr.Rock didn't say anything, but you can tell that he was happy as well.
Unfortunately, Scaramouche wasn't ready to confess his love yet. And Mr.Rock didn't know that Scara liked him that way.
Scaramouche returned back to Sumeru, and went straight to Nahida. He placed Mr.Rock in another room so he doesn't hear him. "Nahida..", Scara said hesitantly. "What is it you dumba$$ hoe?<3", Nahida already knew what Scara was about to say. "Oh Hat Guy, you're in love, aren't you", had Nahida read his mind? She did. "W-wha! You already know..? Well...whatever. Besides that, what should I do..", Scara was clearly dumbfounded and didn't know the right choice to make. "Ok, first off! How the fvck did you fall inlove with a rock💀💀", Nahida didn't hold back. She started making fun of Scara, but then later gave him some advice. The advice?
Nahida: Dawg, just go for it. Confess your love to Mr. Rock before he gets taken by a "lady Rock". But bro, you're so stupid. It's a rock, how the hell is a rock supposed to love you back. Dumb b1tch.
Those words hit Scaramouche in the heart, they hit so deep that he ran straight to Mr.Rock. He was finally ready to confess. Scara knelt to the ground and asked the handsome rock a question, "Mr.Rock..will you date me..?", Scaramouche was slightly hesitant to ask that. But it was already too late to take it back. Mr.Rock didn't say a word. "Y-you like me back..? Mr.Rock, I love you so much!!", Scaramouche was so happy that he could die. Scara picked up Mr.Rock and kissed every single area, not leaving a spot to be untouched by him.
Nahida entered the room, "Dawg...wtf bro. Oh hell nah💀", a tiny rock went flying straight at Nahida's eye. Bam! "Ow! W-what was that..! >~<", Nahida's personality had changed within a snap. Or, well, changed with a hit to the eye. Nahida congratulated those 2 on being a happy couple and wished them a happy life. "Bro actually confessed to a rock..whatever, congrats I guess.", Nahida was so sweet and kind for saying that.
"That tiny rock..it was our child, wasn't it..?", Scaramouche was confused but he was happy at the same time. Mr.Rock had not said anything. "I-it was! Oh my god, I'm so happy!", Scaramouche started jumping up and down. He couldn't control himself, but he eventually settled down. "Mr.Rock..let's name our baby, Capricorn.
Scara was very happy with Mr.Rock, and their daughter named Capricorn. They start traveling all over Teyvat, in search of a good home to settle down at. Scaramouche had to temporarily stop fighting to help take care of their children.
Mr.Rock and Capricorn didn't say anything, but Scara always knew exactly how they felt. "Ok guys, squeeze in for the family photo!", Scaramouche said excitedly. The rocks didn't move. Scara picked both of them up and held him in his hands.
"You know, Mr.Rock..if it weren't for you, then I'd probably never have been able to leave that place. I'm very grateful to you and..I love you", Scaramouche kissed Mr.Rock and hugged Capricorn at the same time. The camera flashed, 3..2..1!
They were happy together, all 3 of them..
The End (But if you convince me then I'll make more chapters and a sidestory, too.)