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(At Dave's house)
Dave and Bambi are playing games on the computer but Dave had a game in mind he wanted play, Team Fortress 2.
"Why are you on Steam?"
"I wanna play tf2."
"What's that?"
"You..don't know what tf2 is"
"Uhhh no.."
"Oh, no?"
"Yeah, never..never heard of it..."
"No..."
"Yeah..."
(Dave and Bambi's faces get closer)
"No..."
"Yeah..."
"...Yeah"
Dave and Bambi lips touch, their eyes closed taking in the moment, Bambi's hand on the back of Dave's head and Dave's holding Bambi close. But a door creaked, a small figure at the door...
"Hey dad, can you get Vbuuuuuuuuckss..?"
Tristan stared at his dad making out with Mr. Bambi, disturbed and flabbergasted he walked out.
(Dave and Bambi stop making out)
"Damn..that was pretty hot."
"Bro, I'm not gay don't say that."
"Wait, I'm straight!!"
"Oh crap, me too."
"...."
"Damn...anyways, what's tf2?"
(They search up tf2)