Work Text:
hey baby
I've been thinking
don't hurt yourself
we should get a divorce
WHAT
[Missed call from Eddie Diaz]
[Missed call from Eddie Diaz]
[Missed call from Eddie Diaz]
ANSWER YOUR PHONE
omg no you'll bite my head off
breathe, okay?
You cannot say something like that over TEXT BUCK
I said that wrong
listen
Eddie
oh, was there a better way to say our marriage is OVER?
if we get a divorce, we can get married again!!
......................
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I'm saying I wanna marry you again!!!!
............... right
I've been thinking about our wedding and how amazing it was, and I thought, what if we could have another one?
Buck
I'm still desperately and hopelessly in love with you, okay?
I'm not breaking up with you
Buck
I didn't mean to freak you out
BUCK
yes dear?
you utter imbecile
we can do a vow renewal, okay??
we don't have to get fucking DIVORCED
ohhh shit I forgot that was a thing
let's do that, then
of course you forgot
omg
you nearly killed me
I’M SORRY
are you okay?
doing better now I know what you actually meant
I can't believe you asked me for a divorce
over text!
😬
and then wouldn't answer my calls
I can see where I went wrong now
oh, I’m glad
I’m really sorry
I promise I still love you
you'd BETTER
I love you so much that I wanna make it all our friends' problem again 😇
well, I'm onboard with that
great
so
a vow renewal?
yes
if you're okay with it?
do you still love me?
even after I asked for a divorce? :((
I still love you
I'm always gonna love you
oh good 🥰
are you breathing?
yeah
okay
just checking
will you be home soon?
yeah
maybe 15 mins
okay
you're gonna be there when I get home, right?
you haven't packed up and moved out?
😅
I will be here when you get home
good
you better be
want me to handcuff myself to the bed? 😏
.....................
yes please
lol
okay
done
😏
now you just have to hope I wasn't wrong about being 15 mins away
😒
😇
hey
I love you
I love you too
my wonderful idiot
😊
... you are gonna at least try to hurry home, right?
I’m nearly there
oh good
I can’t wait to see you
you'll have to wait for me to put the ice cream away
or you could bring it…
👀
😉
it's COLD, buck 😅
yeah, probably not the best idea
... how about I bring the maple syrup instead? 😉
but that’s so sticky
well, if you don't WANT me to have to lick you thoroughly to get all the stickiness off ……
no no I do
bring the maple syrup
thought you'd say that 😏
are you here yet?
just pulled in
getting out of the truck.........
I can’t wait
😍
........ putting the ice cream away
getting the syrup
I’m so ready
get in here please
here I come 😉
🤤