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Will Solace
Nico di Angelo
(14:30) YES! I’VE DONE IT! I’M OFFICIALLY A DOCTOR!
(14:31) Congrats.
(14:31) i expected a little more enthusiasm, chase
(14:31) I think you’ve got the wrong number.
(14:32) quit playing, I know it’s you
(14:32) You who?
(14:33) you, of course. blonde. freakishly tall. in love with books?
(14:33) Can you accept the slightest possibility that I’m none of those things?
(14:33) uhh… well, i guess. maybe.
(14:34) Good, because I’m not.
(14:34) oh
(14:34) Yeah. Congratulations, anyway, for becoming a doctor, random person that texted me.
(14:35) sorry for bothering you.
(14:35) I got a new phone, and must’ve slipped my finger when typing the number
(14:35) No problem
(20:21) so the party sucked
(20:23) Wrong number again.
(20:23) oh, yes I know, just updating you
(20:23) chase had invited some people to celebrate
(20:24) and that is good and everything
(20:24) but she invited my /DAD/
(20:24) And I’m guessing that’s not good?
(20:25) he’s the kind of dad to make ‘hi hungry, I’m dad’ jokes
(20:25) so, no
(20:25) Still better than an absent dad and bored stepmom
(20:25) sounds tough, buddy
(20:26) We’ve never met yet you call me, ‘buddy’. How eloquent.
(20:26) well buddy, ill still call you buddy
(20:26) Ever heard of interpunction?
(20:27) im a doctor, not a writer
(20:27) I’m no writer, either, but I do have common sense.
(20:29) are you calling me a nitwit
(20:29) No, I’m calling you simple-minded
(20:30) you’re insulting me, arent you
(20:31) I’m describing you
(07:23) morning, sweetheart
(07:26) First buddy, now this. I hate to see where this’ll end.
(07:26) Also, what kind of time is this? Why are you texting me now?
(07:26) the sun is shining! birds are singing!
(07:27) People are sleeping.
(07:29) And you, my dear boy, are not one of them.
(07:29) Not anymore. Thanks to you.
(07:31) And it’s funny how you automatically expect me to be male.
(07:32) you were too obnoxiously annoying to be a girl
(07:32) ha, ha
(07:34) are you, though?
(07:34) a boy i mean
(07:37) yes.
(07:37) oh, okay
(07:37) Are you?
(07:38) am i what?
(07:38) Not only are you simple-minded, you also have the memory of a goldfish.
(07:39) oooh you want to know if im a boy
(07:40) No, I wonder if you’re a goldfish -
(07:40) YES I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU ARE A BOY
(07:40) right, sorry josh.
(07:41) Who now?
(07:41) you sound like a josh.
(07:42) Your logic is at the same level with your memory and interpunction.
(07:43) i take that as a compliment
(07:43) please don’t
(09:56) im a boy
(12:23) okay
(16:09) i go to summer camp
(16:13) okay
(16:13) and that’s cool
(16:13) okay
(16:14) but now our counselor has truly lost it
(16:14) he’s making me and chase climb up a wall
(16:14) made out of LAVA
(16:15) Are you sure it’s lava?
(16:16) it’s hot and red and it hurts, so yes im pretty sure its lava
(16:16) You’re not even trying.
(16:17) what?
(16:17) Nevermind.
(16:18) So you’re at a summer camp, huh?
(16:18) Yeah. besides the lava incident, it’s pretty awesome
(16:19) Is it fat camp?
(16:19) Funny.
(16:20) Strange, nobody has ever used that word to describe me.
(16:21) Oh gee, i wonder why
(16:22) but no, not fat camp
(16:22) What kind of camp, then?
(16:23) its kinda hard to describe
(16:23) So, lava-wall climbing camp?
(16:24) no, we do other stuff too
(16:26) What kind of stuff?
(16:29) uh, well, all sorts of activities
(16:30) That’s not very descriptive.
(16:30) well we have the climbing wall and then theres all sorts of cool sportsy stuff
(16:31) including archery
(16:31) Archery?
(16:32) yeah, im good at it
(16:34) I would say I’m impressed, but I have a feeling that would just boost your ego further
(16:35) i actually am pretty good at it, though
(16:40) want to find out?
(16:41) Did you just ask me out
(16:48) Only if you say yes
(18:22) i’m guessing by the lack of response, it’s a no?
(18:24) No, I’m just thinking about it. We don’t really know each other, do we?
(18:24) I could be some 80 year old guy
(18:25) yes and I could be the son of Apollo.
(18:27) I could be the embodiment of death, for all you know, resurrecting kittens in the dead of the night for good sport
(18:29) wouldnt that just make us a cute couple?
(18:31) and for the record, im a cat person
(18:31) so don’t worry about it
(18:31) Toss off.
(18:32) is that supposed to be some bad excuse of a swear word?
(18:33) If you’d rather I cuss at you in Italian, let me know.
(18:33) dont hold back on my account
(18:34) ma’ va te ne a fanculo
(18:34) this warms my heart
(18:35) Glad to know I could help.
(02:23) 6’1”
(02:23) Blonde
(02:23) Blue eyes
(02:27) Good morning to you, too
(02:30) Just thought you should know before considering rejecting me
(02:31) please let me sleep
(02:32) And for the record - I never rejected you.
(02:32) sleep tight, death boy.
(09:01) Did you call me ‘death boy’?
(09:03) you did say you were the embodiment of death
(09:03) fuck off.
(09:04) id just go back to italian
(09:04) as you wish, bastardo
(09:06) hey! i understood that!
(09:06) So you do have a decent brain
(09:07) Who would’ve thought
(09:07) my medicine professors ?
(09:09) Witty.
(09:10) and don’t you forget it, Death Boy.