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charatcter z!!!!! UNFONSIRJD
- nolle (perosna)
- zubin gay (perosna)
- rina (persona)
- sal (persons)
it was an epic gangelicious afternoon. exactly 2pm in da morneng when knockong was heatrd on zubin gays front foor wen zubin opens the door.
"hi you stupid bitch' sal cusses. "hai zubin" rina continuoes as their zebra hat statrs backflipping. "wwowza!!!!!" nolle imemdietnely steps in and looks around the first floor of th house.
"woahh epic sleepover" rina looks at the ceiling fan to see a baby tied to it. theu do not bother as their eue twitches and has a grin on their face before stepping in the kitchen.
"bro are those Garfield jorts" sal points at daves jorts. it is short jeans with a garfield shitily drawn on it. "yeah why" zubins eyebrow furrows
menwhile nolle is already upstairs drinking the rootbeer cans under the goddamn bathroom sink
"slurrppppppppppp ah colon three" nolle exclaimed as he tossed his second can in the trash bin, that was 2 out of 168 botole sof roobear.
the other three wer eheard runing upstairs as zubin screams in absslite horor. "I WAS SAVING THOSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" he screamed his screwsms bedofre nolole and the other began to scream again as nolle tyhjrowes a rootbeswr can towards zubins head in full velocity.
it was after 5 hours whjen the four were now in zubin gays nedroom. sal was waitching kubz scoyts on hid phone zubinand rina wee playing amongus.
"GET MEJDOWN FROM HERE" nole sobbed as his head hits the wall once again deepening the dent on the wall as the ceiling fan continues ot spin., "dude you literally threw a can at me" zubin spoke with a cslm expressiopj nbefore he started dramatically forcefully anmd violently tapping on the keyboardd of his ipad.
rina was as bir conmcerdned beoffore turning their head to the direcyion of daves ipad to see him typing "DUDE I LITERALLY SAW YOU VENYTING WITH SKIBIDITOILET843 SHUT THY FUCK UPO YOU SYUIDPI FUCKOINHG KID DEIDEIDEDIE DEI DEI DIE DIE DIE YOU TWO WER ELITERALLY AT CEFETERIA SHUT UPO" was seen being typed before dave pressed sent. rina just felt more concerned and just looked back at threi rown ipad.
sal was still wtaching in full volume, before suddnely dropping it on his stomach befire grabbing his backpack and pulling out an uno bpox but t wa svry much dirty. "i dont recall bringing this here." sal spoke as zubin was heard throwing his ipad and screaming while rina tried patting his back while he gets a game over screen showing that he got outed as the imposor. "guys lets uno" sal requests
"ok" they all say in melodic harmony before the other 3 began to sit in a triangle on the bed as rina took the cards out of its musty box "betting on rina on god' nole chuckled as he cotinued to spin on the ceiking fan. "what the. this isnt uno" rina spoke before they would start shuffling the cards as they look at the box, their eyes widening
"this is SCARY uno"
the lightbulbs began to shatter everywhere as the night fades into darkness as everyone began to scream. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" everyone scramed in harmony as zubin began to panic while rina ran to the bathroom. meanwhile a banana was seen jumping out of sals backpack and crashing out the window "DEVIOUS JOHN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sal yelled so loud beyonces ratings flopped within a millisecond before he looked down the window to see the corpse of devious john as sal began to sob loudly while nolle also yelled "PH GOD GET ME DOWN FROM HERE" his yelling wasnt heard as everyone ran out of the room until the 3 suddnely remembered nolle and ran back to the bedroom in a panic.
it was so dark darker than my dads butthole as everyone began to cautiously breathe and look around the room as everyone flinched when the curtains suddenly closed by itself. footsteps were suddenly heard that definetaly wasnt any of fheirs before rina hid under the bed,zubinmj hid in the closet and sal laid behind a table a sit wa sleft for nolle to survive.................
all of a sudden the footspets turned out to belong to mariah carey as nolle suddenly noticed that mariah careys face wa sprinted onto the green 8 uno card that wa splaced flat on the bed. "i dont want a lot for christmas" mariah began to crawl on all fours as she walked in the room. "there is one thing i need" she continued to sing in a lovely tune, nolle shaking "i dont care about the presents" she continued, moving closer as her head snapped by 180 degrees, looking around the bedroom as he rhead turned back to normal.
and all of a sudden
nolles hat fell after 5 hours of being up there
the air whooshed at it fell down on her back stopping mariah carey from finishing her lovely christmas tune afte getting interrupted. her body turned before looking iup at the jacket wearing boy as he spinned on the ceiling fanm. and thats when it happened, zubin and rina suddenly sprinted ojut ofd the room inn terror before the lights of the bathroom turned on, befdore the two rushesd back and began to throw at least 50 cans of rootbeer at the horrific creature the cans exploding violently on her as sal got out from undderneath the table before zubin passed him some cans too and began to attack.
and then. as mariah began to screech in terror as zubin suddenly roundhouse kicked her ass to the multiverse as she bounced off the ceiling fan causing it to fall down before rina and sal began to untie nolle as the other 3 joined. sal whipped out the praying mantis style and kicked her ass to oblivion while rina bodyslammed her so hard it caused a dent shaped like mariah on the ground while nolle finished it off by pulling out the double leg takedown move on her asss as the horror ended in happiness.
it was an epic gangsterlicious afternoon when knocking was heard on zubins fromt dor.
"hi ugly bitch" sal cusses. "halloi zube" rina continues as her zebra hat backflips again"yeah no soda today i guess" nolle sighe dbefore everyone began to run in the house.
"bro are those Garfield jhoes" sal points at daves jhoes. it is shoes made out of jeans with a gafield shitly drawn on it "yes" zubin responded
as everyone smiled at each other everyone began to run up the stairs and to zubins nedroom again. zubin played roblox with nolle on their ipads as both continued to rage on adopt me, rina began to cross stitch a pattern of themselves meanwhile sal was in bed before looking up at the ceiling fan.
"what a beautiful christmas. smells like rootbeer in here" sal smiled at the ceiling where mariah carey was spinning on before everyone began to glare at him, before zubin replied. "it's fucking august sal"
everyone enjoyed the sleepover, just not the first time. this time no uno
the end